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Whats an average life of a Lab?

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  • L Lost User

    Bad Joke.

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    Rahul VB
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    Ohh i am sorry, i am just a little troubled about my Lab.

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    • R Rahul VB

      Hello Sir, I dint understand.

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      Frank Alviani
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      He's referring to an illegal meth lab; the solvents involved are volatile and therefore potentially explosive.

      According to my calculations, I should be able to retire about 5 years after I die.

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      • F Frank Alviani

        He's referring to an illegal meth lab; the solvents involved are volatile and therefore potentially explosive.

        According to my calculations, I should be able to retire about 5 years after I die.

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        Rahul VB
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        Hello, whats an

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        illegal meth lab

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        • L Lost User

          Two to four weeks, but only if you split the profits with your neighbors and don't smoke while you cook.

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          mikepwilson
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          MehGerbil wrote:

          Two to four weeks, but only if you split the profits with your neighbors and don't smoke while you cook.

          *facepalm*

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          • R Rahul VB

            Hello, whats an

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            illegal meth lab

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            Kschuler
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            Meth Lab[^]

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            • L Lost User

              Bad Joke.

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              OriginalGriff
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              Oh I dunno, it made me laugh!

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              • K Kschuler

                Meth Lab[^]

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                Pete OHanlon
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                As opposed to Math Lab[^].

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                • R Rahul VB

                  Hello, whats an

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                  illegal meth lab

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                  Roger Wright
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                  Here's a clue: 4 Types of Lab[^] Sorry to hear about your friend, though. Labs are great dogs, and when bred with other dogs, tend to improve the strain. Perhaps the vet is right, and it's just a temperature related thing. I've known labs that made it 15+ years, and not in particularly nice climates. Keep your dog entertained and active, which along with good nutrition and hydration, will keep him/her youthful for a long time!

                  Will Rogers never met me.

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                  • P Pete OHanlon

                    It's odd that the vet said that. The average life expectancy for the lab is generally 12 to 14 years.

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                    Munchies_Matt
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                    Pete O'Hanlon wrote:

                    The average life expectancy for the lab is generally 12 to 14 years

                    Depends where you live. If its near take away alley in Yeovil its about 3 months...

                    "The whole idea that carbon dioxide is the main cause of the recent global warming is based on a guess that was proved false by empirical evidence during the 1990s." climate-models-go-cold

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                    • R Rahul VB

                      Hmm 10-12 years, however they are damn cute. Thanks a ton, Rahul

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                      Munchies_Matt
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                      Rahul VB wrote:

                      they are damn cute

                      If you like fat blondes, you will love Luton....

                      "The whole idea that carbon dioxide is the main cause of the recent global warming is based on a guess that was proved false by empirical evidence during the 1990s." climate-models-go-cold

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                      • F Frank Alviani

                        He's referring to an illegal meth lab; the solvents involved are volatile and therefore potentially explosive.

                        According to my calculations, I should be able to retire about 5 years after I die.

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                        Munchies_Matt
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                        I thought he was talking about cooking the dogs! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

                        "The whole idea that carbon dioxide is the main cause of the recent global warming is based on a guess that was proved false by empirical evidence during the 1990s." climate-models-go-cold

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                        • M Munchies_Matt

                          Pete O'Hanlon wrote:

                          The average life expectancy for the lab is generally 12 to 14 years

                          Depends where you live. If its near take away alley in Yeovil its about 3 months...

                          "The whole idea that carbon dioxide is the main cause of the recent global warming is based on a guess that was proved false by empirical evidence during the 1990s." climate-models-go-cold

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                          Pete OHanlon
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                          And North Korea?

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                            Hello Friends, I have 2 labs, one is just an year old. The other is almost 8 years old. My vet says that an average life of a lab is 9 years, which means he has just an year left(which is very upsetting). I cant believe how animals have a bonding amongst them selves. One of my labs(who(i dont call him "which")) is just an year remains disturbed these days, i sense a difference in his behavior, its like something bad is going to happen. eventually following links i found out that my first lab who was in a bomb detection squad smelled at least 2 kgs of RDX few months back may be has developed some kind of a disease. When i ask my parents they dont tell me and somehow there is no cure. So i asked many of my friends, they say their labs lived for 10-15 years. All of a sudden there is loss in apetite, sense of smell etc etc. He doesnt like the smell of his favourite shampoo, he doesnt like his favourite chicken sausages and biscuits. I asked my Vet he tells me its just temporary illness due to heat. I dont know whats there to hide. However i posted this here because i could come to know from your experiences. Thanks a ton, Rahul

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                            dandy72
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                            Honest--it's not until you mentioned your vet that I realized you were NOT asking how often people replace the hardware they keep in their test lab.

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                            • P Pete OHanlon

                              And North Korea?

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                              Munchies_Matt
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                              Yep. :)

                              "The whole idea that carbon dioxide is the main cause of the recent global warming is based on a guess that was proved false by empirical evidence during the 1990s." climate-models-go-cold

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                              • P Pete OHanlon

                                And North Korea?

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                                Vivi Chellappa
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                                Pete O'Hanlon wrote:

                                And North Korea?

                                Or South Korea, China, Viet Nam or the Philippines.

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                                • D dandy72

                                  Honest--it's not until you mentioned your vet that I realized you were NOT asking how often people replace the hardware they keep in their test lab.

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                                  phil o
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                                  Sheldon, is it you?

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                                  • M Munchies_Matt

                                    Rahul VB wrote:

                                    they are damn cute

                                    If you like fat blondes, you will love Luton....

                                    "The whole idea that carbon dioxide is the main cause of the recent global warming is based on a guess that was proved false by empirical evidence during the 1990s." climate-models-go-cold

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                                    Lost User
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                                    +5 - Just snorted water out my nose ;)

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                                    • L Lost User

                                      Bad Joke.

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                                      CS2011
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                                      MehGerbil wrote:

                                      Bad Joke.

                                      stop lying...it's the best one i have read in a while :laugh:

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                                      • R Rahul VB

                                        Hello, whats an

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                                        illegal meth lab

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                                        Marco Bertschi
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                                        He plays a joke on the fact that both "Labrador" and "Laboratory" can be shortened to "Lab". Now he's referring to an illegal Meth Laboratory, which has nothing to do with a Labrador.

                                        I will never again mention that Dalek Dave was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel.

                                        How to ask a question

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                                        • L Lost User

                                          Two to four weeks, but only if you split the profits with your neighbors and don't smoke while you cook.

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                                          Marco Bertschi
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                                          I got to admit that I did not think about "Lab = Labrador" first, either :laugh:

                                          I will never again mention that Dalek Dave was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel.

                                          How to ask a question

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