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  • M Mohamad M Mohamad

    Time travel is impossible and thus this question is meaningless

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    Mohamad M. Mohamad wrote:

    Time travel is impossible

    Prove it. Even Hawking doesn't say that: "The first indication that the laws of physics might really allow people to travel in time came in 1949 when Kurt Godel discovered a new space-time allowed by general relativity. Godel was a mathematician who was famous for proving that it is impossible to prove all true statements, even if you limit yourself to trying to prove all the true statements in a subject as apparently cut and dried as arithmetic. Like the uncertainty principle, Godel’s incompleteness theorem may be a fundamental limitation on our ability to understand and predict the universe, but so far at least it hasn’t seemed to be an obstacle in our search for a complete unified theory. Godel got to know about general relativity when he and Einstein spent their later years at the Institute for Advanced Study in Princeton. His space-time had the curious property that the whole universe was rotating. One might ask: “Rotating with respect to what?” The answer is that distant matter would be rotating with respect to directions that little tops or gyroscopes point in. This had the side effect that it would be possible for someone to go off in a rocket ship and return to earth before he set out. This property really upset Einstein, who had thought that general relativity wouldn’t allow time travel." Stephen Hawking, A Brief History of Time He has a whole chapter about time travel, wormholes and such like.

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      I would go back in time to Mohamad M. Mohamad and try to explain the concept of time travel and that from the time I had come from it was perfectly possible.

      Simon Lee Shugar (Software Developer) www.simonshugar.co.uk "If something goes by a false name, would it mean that thing is fake? False by nature?" By Gilbert Durandil

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      chriselst
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      Simon Lee Shugar wrote:

      I would go back in time to Mohamad M. Mohamad and try to explain the concept of time travel jokes

      FTFY

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      • M Mohamad M Mohamad

        Time travel is impossible and thus this question is meaningless

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        phil o
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        Then why answering it?

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          Question: "If you could travel back to the 1950's, what would be the most difficult thing to explain about life today?" :suss: My Answer: "People possess a device, that could fit in their pocket, capable of accessing the entirety of all information known to mankind. Some use it to look at cats and get into arguments with total strangers." :rolleyes: :laugh:

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          Hi, That we don't own a [space car]

          With friendly greetings,:) Eric Goedhart

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          • J Johnny J

            CBadger wrote:

            capable of accessing the entirety of all information known to mankind.

            I think you place a little too much trust in the internet. There is in fact a LOT of knowledge that can be found in books and archives, without being accessible on the internet. If you don't believe me, here's an example: Try taking up genealogy and see how far your get using only online resources!

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            Nueman
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            Johnny J. wrote:

            books

            :confused: I don't understand . . .

            What we got here is a failure to communicate

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            • S Super Lloyd

              The US president is black? Are you shitting me?!! I am so angry now I have to smoke something!

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              Super Lloyd wrote:

              I am so angry now I have to smoke something!

              Find something better than cigarettes. :~

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                Question: "If you could travel back to the 1950's, what would be the most difficult thing to explain about life today?" :suss: My Answer: "People possess a device, that could fit in their pocket, capable of accessing the entirety of all information known to mankind. Some use it to look at cats and get into arguments with total strangers." :rolleyes: :laugh:

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                That the Soviet Union has broken down, and then broken up, and that as a result, Russia wasn't swallowing up sovereign states any more. Oh, wait, hang on a mo... :-O

                Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952) Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)

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                  Super Lloyd wrote:

                  I am so angry now I have to smoke something!

                  Find something better than cigarettes. :~

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                  Super Lloyd
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                  In case you missed it, it was a joke! Read the comment I was answering to! ;P Or maybe I missed your joke! :laugh:

                  My programming get away... The Blog... DirectX for WinRT/C# since 2013! Taking over the world since 1371!

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                    Question: "If you could travel back to the 1950's, what would be the most difficult thing to explain about life today?" :suss: My Answer: "People possess a device, that could fit in their pocket, capable of accessing the entirety of all information known to mankind. Some use it to look at cats and get into arguments with total strangers." :rolleyes: :laugh:

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                    Super Lloyd
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                    That we are still working 40 hours a week and no end in sight of the rat race!

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                    • C CBadger

                      Question: "If you could travel back to the 1950's, what would be the most difficult thing to explain about life today?" :suss: My Answer: "People possess a device, that could fit in their pocket, capable of accessing the entirety of all information known to mankind. Some use it to look at cats and get into arguments with total strangers." :rolleyes: :laugh:

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                      Lost User
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                      CBadger wrote:

                      Some use it to look at cats

                      While others use it to look at pussies. ;)

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                      • N Nueman

                        Johnny J. wrote:

                        books

                        :confused: I don't understand . . .

                        What we got here is a failure to communicate

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                        Quote:

                        THE BOOK is a revolutionary breakthrough in technology. No wires. No electric circuits. No batteries. Nothing to be connected or switched on. So easy to use, even a child can operate it. Compact and portable. Can be used anywhere -- even sitting in an armchair by the fire -- yet it is powerful enough to hold as much information as a CD-ROM disc. Here's how it works: ...

                        Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason? Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful? --Zachris Topelius Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies. -- Sarah Hoyt

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                        • P phil o

                          Then why answering it?

                          [Flags]
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                          True, False, ForSure, Maybe, ProbablyNot, Depends, NotDecidedYet, Undefined
                          }

                          private interface IShy { Lazy<string> INeverFinishAnyth; }

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                          Change Request Project: phil.o signature Issue: The IShy interface is incorrectly named. Proposed Resolution: Rename interface to ISlacker or ILazy.

                          Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason? Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful? --Zachris Topelius Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies. -- Sarah Hoyt

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                          • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                            That the Soviet Union has broken down, and then broken up, and that as a result, Russia wasn't swallowing up sovereign states any more. Oh, wait, hang on a mo... :-O

                            Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952) Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)

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                            Lost User
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                            :thumbsup: I thought of that and almost wrote a reply. Glad I didn't, yours is better than what I would have written. :doh:

                            Government is not reason; it is not eloquent; it is force. Like fire, it is a dangerous servant and a fearful master. ~ George Washington

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                            • N Nueman

                              Johnny J. wrote:

                              books

                              :confused: I don't understand . . .

                              What we got here is a failure to communicate

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                              Ravi Bhavnani
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                              You know - those things you download and read on your tablet. :) /ravi

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                              • S Super Lloyd

                                That we are still working 40 hours a week and no end in sight of the rat race!

                                My programming get away... The Blog... DirectX for WinRT/C# since 2013! Taking over the world since 1371!

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                                Ravi Bhavnani
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                                Lucky you!  I can't remember the last time I worked 40 hours a week. :-D /ravi

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                                  Change Request Project: phil.o signature Issue: The IShy interface is incorrectly named. Proposed Resolution: Rename interface to ISlacker or ILazy.

                                  Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason? Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful? --Zachris Topelius Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies. -- Sarah Hoyt

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                                  Change request "Project: phil.o signature" Processing... Change request accepted!

                                  [Flags]
                                  public enum Bool {
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                                  private interface IShy { Lazy<string> INeverFinishAnyth; }

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                                    Change Request Project: phil.o signature Issue: The IShy interface is incorrectly named. Proposed Resolution: Rename interface to ISlacker or ILazy.

                                    Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason? Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful? --Zachris Topelius Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies. -- Sarah Hoyt

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                                    phil o
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                                    Done. String is still here, but now you can't see it anymore.

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                                    True, False, ForSure, Maybe, ProbablyNot, Depends, NotDecidedYet, Undefined
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                                    • S Super Lloyd

                                      In case you missed it, it was a joke! Read the comment I was answering to! ;P Or maybe I missed your joke! :laugh:

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                                      JimmyRopes
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                                      Super Lloyd wrote:

                                      Or maybe I missed your joke!

                                      Yes it was a joke. Smoke something that will get you high. :-D Not a very good one if I would have to explain it. :sigh:

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                                      • L Lost User

                                        CBadger wrote:

                                        Some use it to look at cats

                                        While others use it to look at pussies. ;)

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                                        Reminds me of this (names have been changed to protect the innocent):

                                        Teacher: Tommy, why have you brought your cat to school with you today?
                                        Tommy (crying): I heard the milk man tell my mum: "when your boy goes to school I'm gonna eat your pussy!"

                                        Should probably have been in the Soapbox, but you brought up the subject here in the Lounge. So I blame you! :laugh:

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                                        • C CBadger

                                          Question: "If you could travel back to the 1950's, what would be the most difficult thing to explain about life today?" :suss: My Answer: "People possess a device, that could fit in their pocket, capable of accessing the entirety of all information known to mankind. Some use it to look at cats and get into arguments with total strangers." :rolleyes: :laugh:

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                                          Bollocks to explaining anything, just tell them to ensure Justin Biebers parents never meet.

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