I stole a funny

[chriselst]

Simon Lee Shugar wrote:

I would go back in time to Mohamad M. Mohamad and try to explain the concept of time travel jokes

FTFY

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[phil o]

Then why answering it?

[Flags]
public enum Bool {
True, False, ForSure, Maybe, ProbablyNot, Depends, NotDecidedYet, Undefined
}

private interface IShy { Lazy<string> INeverFinishAnyth; }

[Eric Goedhart]

Hi, That we don't own a [space car]

With friendly greetings,:) Eric Goedhart

[Nueman]

Johnny J. wrote:

books

:confused: I don't understand . . .

What we got here is a failure to communicate

[JimmyRopes]

Super Lloyd wrote:

I am so angry now I have to smoke something!

Find something better than cigarettes. :~

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[OriginalGriff]

That the Soviet Union has broken down, and then broken up, and that as a result, Russia wasn't swallowing up sovereign states any more. Oh, wait, hang on a mo... :-O

Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952) Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)

[Super Lloyd]

In case you missed it, it was a joke! Read the comment I was answering to! ;P Or maybe I missed your joke! :laugh:

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[Super Lloyd]

That we are still working 40 hours a week and no end in sight of the rat race!

My programming get away... The Blog... DirectX for WinRT/C# since 2013! Taking over the world since 1371!

[Lost User]

CBadger wrote:

Some use it to look at cats

While others use it to look at pussies. ;)

[Dan Neely]

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Quote:

THE BOOK is a revolutionary breakthrough in technology. No wires. No electric circuits. No batteries. Nothing to be connected or switched on. So easy to use, even a child can operate it. Compact and portable. Can be used anywhere -- even sitting in an armchair by the fire -- yet it is powerful enough to hold as much information as a CD-ROM disc. Here's how it works: ...

Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason? Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful? --Zachris Topelius Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies. -- Sarah Hoyt

[Dan Neely]

Change Request Project: phil.o signature Issue: The IShy interface is incorrectly named. Proposed Resolution: Rename interface to ISlacker or ILazy.

Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason? Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful? --Zachris Topelius Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies. -- Sarah Hoyt

[Lost User]

:thumbsup: I thought of that and almost wrote a reply. Glad I didn't, yours is better than what I would have written. :doh:

Government is not reason; it is not eloquent; it is force. Like fire, it is a dangerous servant and a fearful master. ~ George Washington

[Ravi Bhavnani]

You know - those things you download and read on your tablet. :) /ravi

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[Ravi Bhavnani]

Lucky you!  I can't remember the last time I worked 40 hours a week. :-D /ravi

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[phil o]

Change request "Project: phil.o signature" Processing... Change request accepted!

[Flags]
public enum Bool {
True, False, ForSure, Maybe, ProbablyNot, Depends, NotDecidedYet, Undefined
}

private interface IShy { Lazy<string> INeverFinishAnyth; }

[phil o]

Done. String is still here, but now you can't see it anymore.

[Flags]
public enum Bool {
True, False, ForSure, Maybe, ProbablyNot, Depends, NotDecidedYet, Undefined
}

private interface IStealth { }

[JimmyRopes]

Super Lloyd wrote:

Or maybe I missed your joke!

Yes it was a joke. Smoke something that will get you high. :-D Not a very good one if I would have to explain it. :sigh:

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[Johnny J]

Reminds me of this (names have been changed to protect the innocent):

Teacher: Tommy, why have you brought your cat to school with you today?
Tommy (crying): I heard the milk man tell my mum: "when your boy goes to school I'm gonna eat your pussy!"

Should probably have been in the Soapbox, but you brought up the subject here in the Lounge. So I blame you! :laugh:

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[Lost User]

Bollocks to explaining anything, just tell them to ensure Justin Biebers parents never meet.

[chriselst]

I'm fairly certain that is where all the cat memes came from. The internet, as we all know, was given to us all for porn. Some people, early on, misunderstood their directives and started uploading pictures of cats and it all just sort of snowballed from there.

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