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  • P phil o

    Then why answering it?

    [Flags]
    public enum Bool {
    True, False, ForSure, Maybe, ProbablyNot, Depends, NotDecidedYet, Undefined
    }

    private interface IShy { Lazy<string> INeverFinishAnyth; }

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    Dan Neely
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    Change Request Project: phil.o signature Issue: The IShy interface is incorrectly named. Proposed Resolution: Rename interface to ISlacker or ILazy.

    Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason? Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful? --Zachris Topelius Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies. -- Sarah Hoyt

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    • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

      That the Soviet Union has broken down, and then broken up, and that as a result, Russia wasn't swallowing up sovereign states any more. Oh, wait, hang on a mo... :-O

      Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952) Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)

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      Lost User
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      :thumbsup: I thought of that and almost wrote a reply. Glad I didn't, yours is better than what I would have written. :doh:

      Government is not reason; it is not eloquent; it is force. Like fire, it is a dangerous servant and a fearful master. ~ George Washington

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      • N Nueman

        Johnny J. wrote:

        books

        :confused: I don't understand . . .

        What we got here is a failure to communicate

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        Ravi Bhavnani
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        You know - those things you download and read on your tablet. :) /ravi

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        • S Super Lloyd

          That we are still working 40 hours a week and no end in sight of the rat race!

          My programming get away... The Blog... DirectX for WinRT/C# since 2013! Taking over the world since 1371!

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          Ravi Bhavnani
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          Lucky you!  I can't remember the last time I worked 40 hours a week. :-D /ravi

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          • D Dan Neely

            Change Request Project: phil.o signature Issue: The IShy interface is incorrectly named. Proposed Resolution: Rename interface to ISlacker or ILazy.

            Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason? Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful? --Zachris Topelius Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies. -- Sarah Hoyt

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            phil o
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            Change request "Project: phil.o signature" Processing... Change request accepted!

            [Flags]
            public enum Bool {
            True, False, ForSure, Maybe, ProbablyNot, Depends, NotDecidedYet, Undefined
            }

            private interface IShy { Lazy<string> INeverFinishAnyth; }

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            • D Dan Neely

              Change Request Project: phil.o signature Issue: The IShy interface is incorrectly named. Proposed Resolution: Rename interface to ISlacker or ILazy.

              Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason? Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful? --Zachris Topelius Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies. -- Sarah Hoyt

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              phil o
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              Done. String is still here, but now you can't see it anymore.

              [Flags]
              public enum Bool {
              True, False, ForSure, Maybe, ProbablyNot, Depends, NotDecidedYet, Undefined
              }

              private interface IStealth { }

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              • S Super Lloyd

                In case you missed it, it was a joke! Read the comment I was answering to! ;P Or maybe I missed your joke! :laugh:

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                JimmyRopes
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                Super Lloyd wrote:

                Or maybe I missed your joke!

                Yes it was a joke. Smoke something that will get you high. :-D Not a very good one if I would have to explain it. :sigh:

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                • L Lost User

                  CBadger wrote:

                  Some use it to look at cats

                  While others use it to look at pussies. ;)

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                  Johnny J
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                  Reminds me of this (names have been changed to protect the innocent):

                  Teacher: Tommy, why have you brought your cat to school with you today?
                  Tommy (crying): I heard the milk man tell my mum: "when your boy goes to school I'm gonna eat your pussy!"

                  Should probably have been in the Soapbox, but you brought up the subject here in the Lounge. So I blame you! :laugh:

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                  • C CBadger

                    Question: "If you could travel back to the 1950's, what would be the most difficult thing to explain about life today?" :suss: My Answer: "People possess a device, that could fit in their pocket, capable of accessing the entirety of all information known to mankind. Some use it to look at cats and get into arguments with total strangers." :rolleyes: :laugh:

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                    Lost User
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                    Bollocks to explaining anything, just tell them to ensure Justin Biebers parents never meet.

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                    • L Lost User

                      CBadger wrote:

                      Some use it to look at cats

                      While others use it to look at pussies. ;)

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                      chriselst
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                      I'm fairly certain that is where all the cat memes came from. The internet, as we all know, was given to us all for porn. Some people, early on, misunderstood their directives and started uploading pictures of cats and it all just sort of snowballed from there.

                      Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.

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                      • J Johnny J

                        CBadger wrote:

                        I stole a funny

                        So where did you put it? Let's hear! :confused:

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                        I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
                        Me, all the time

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                        CBadger
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                        My :BoB: Secret

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