Developers' Curses
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S u n s h i n e wrote:
Shouldn't that be resume next?
NO it elephanting well shouldn't! Bloke who came up with that stupid idea should be taken out, CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED REDACTED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED REDACTED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED REDACTED CENSORED CENSORED REDACTED REDACTED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED REDACTED CENSORED CENSORED REDACTED CENSORED CENSORED REDACTED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED REDACTED REDACTED REDACTED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED REDACTED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED REDACTED CENSORED CENSORED REDACTED REDACTED CENSORED REDACTED CENSORED REDACTED CENSORED REDACTED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED REDACTED REDACTED CENSORED CENSORED with a large melon. Twice.
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952) Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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V is a blessing. VB is a curse ;P
V.
(MQOTD rules and previous solutions)Too Flaming Elephanting True. :-\
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S u n s h i n e wrote:
Shouldn't that be resume next?
NO it elephanting well shouldn't! Bloke who came up with that stupid idea should be taken out, CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED REDACTED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED REDACTED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED REDACTED CENSORED CENSORED REDACTED REDACTED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED REDACTED CENSORED CENSORED REDACTED CENSORED CENSORED REDACTED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED REDACTED REDACTED REDACTED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED REDACTED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED REDACTED CENSORED CENSORED REDACTED REDACTED CENSORED REDACTED CENSORED REDACTED CENSORED REDACTED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED REDACTED REDACTED CENSORED CENSORED with a large melon. Twice.
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952) Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
Knowing my VB feelings I agree!! You missed a few Sunshines & Elephants but on the whole I agree :)
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May your pointers always be null May your ints always overflow May your floats always be imprescise May your strings never be terminated May your queries never be valid May your regexes never find matches May your markup never be parseable May your files always be inaccessible May your code have a thousand warnings I'm sure you folks can come up with much better ones. Try reversing them if you are in a good mood today. (May your strings always be terminated, etc)
May there always be P in your CPU. May you be required to use an interesting language. May you never develop a virus.
You'll never get very far if all you do is follow instructions.
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May your pointers always be null May your ints always overflow May your floats always be imprescise May your strings never be terminated May your queries never be valid May your regexes never find matches May your markup never be parseable May your files always be inaccessible May your code have a thousand warnings I'm sure you folks can come up with much better ones. Try reversing them if you are in a good mood today. (May your strings always be terminated, etc)
May you be forced to code in VB.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013 -
May you be forced to code in VB.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013 -
No. It should be "On Error Goto MyErrorHandler", where the unexpected error should be logged and the application should exit, since it is in an uncertain state and hence should not be doing any further writes on existing data to prevent it from potentially being destroyed.
Bastard Programmer from Hell :suss: If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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May your pointers always be null May your ints always overflow May your floats always be imprescise May your strings never be terminated May your queries never be valid May your regexes never find matches May your markup never be parseable May your files always be inaccessible May your code have a thousand warnings I'm sure you folks can come up with much better ones. Try reversing them if you are in a good mood today. (May your strings always be terminated, etc)
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May your pointers always be null May your ints always overflow May your floats always be imprescise May your strings never be terminated May your queries never be valid May your regexes never find matches May your markup never be parseable May your files always be inaccessible May your code have a thousand warnings I'm sure you folks can come up with much better ones. Try reversing them if you are in a good mood today. (May your strings always be terminated, etc)
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S u n s h i n e wrote:
Shouldn't that be resume next?
NO it elephanting well shouldn't! Bloke who came up with that stupid idea should be taken out, CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED REDACTED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED REDACTED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED REDACTED CENSORED CENSORED REDACTED REDACTED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED REDACTED CENSORED CENSORED REDACTED CENSORED CENSORED REDACTED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED REDACTED REDACTED REDACTED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED REDACTED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED REDACTED CENSORED CENSORED REDACTED REDACTED CENSORED REDACTED CENSORED REDACTED CENSORED REDACTED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED REDACTED REDACTED CENSORED CENSORED with a large melon. Twice.
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952) Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
Nooo! Not a melon. A pineapple! Cheers, Peter
Software rusts. Simon Stephenson, ca 1994. So does this signature. me, 2012
