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My cat likes to bring his cat ball to me while I sleep. And if I don't play with him immediately, he just climb on me and he is 5.7kgs already. If this doesn't work he starts to fawn in my face. Such adorable animal. Once I found 4 balls in the bed.
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Trust me, there are worse things to find in your bed...particularly when cats are involved X| We've had mice, dismembered birds, frozen chicken portions, koi, and cat waste products.
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My cat is a goof, he likes these milk carton pull tabs[^] and will carry them around, use them like hockey pucks, and talk to them. All. Night. Long. What goofy/strange/funny/etc. behaviors do you see in your pets (if you have some)?
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
We had one cat who was as thick as thick could be. He literally could only concentrate on one thing at a time.* He got an itch, so he stopped walking; up came the back leg, and "scritch-scritch-scritch" behind his ear - as they do. While this was in progress a fly buzzed past him and he thought "I'll have that!" and tried to run-and-pounce. Forgetting that one leg was up in the air going "scritch-scritch-scritch" he attempted to charge - and promptly fell over, still scritching.
- He was desperate to mate with our female cat and tried loads of times, but never quite got it right - he would bite the base of her tail and sling his leg over the wrong end. This never went well... One day he sussed it out: the teeth were in the scruff of her neck, the legs were in the right place, he was so excited! Then a fly buzzed past him, and he thought "I'll have that!" :sigh:
- He would charge around outside like a loon - and run headfirst into parked motorcycles...
[edit]Typo: and what a typo... :-O [/edit]
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Argonia wrote:
Once I found 4 balls in the bed.
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I've hear about such scenarios, but I don't get around as much as certain other people seem to do... :rolleyes:
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My cat likes to bring his cat ball to me while I sleep. And if I don't play with him immediately, he just climb on me and he is 5.7kgs already. If this doesn't work he starts to fawn in my face. Such adorable animal. Once I found 4 balls in the bed.
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Argonia wrote:
Once I found 4 balls in the bed.
I've hear about such scenarios, but I don't get around as much as certain other people seem to do... :rolleyes:
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time -
My cat is a goof, he likes these milk carton pull tabs[^] and will carry them around, use them like hockey pucks, and talk to them. All. Night. Long. What goofy/strange/funny/etc. behaviors do you see in your pets (if you have some)?
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
Every now and then my parrot decides to commit suicide and falls down to the bottom of the cage... Once there he starts making a noise like "Woooooooooow!" then he goes back to the wood where he finds comfortable... :WTF:
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We had one cat who was as thick as thick could be. He literally could only concentrate on one thing at a time.* He got an itch, so he stopped walking; up came the back leg, and "scritch-scritch-scritch" behind his ear - as they do. While this was in progress a fly buzzed past him and he thought "I'll have that!" and tried to run-and-pounce. Forgetting that one leg was up in the air going "scritch-scritch-scritch" he attempted to charge - and promptly fell over, still scritching.
- He was desperate to mate with our female cat and tried loads of times, but never quite got it right - he would bite the base of her tail and sling his leg over the wrong end. This never went well... One day he sussed it out: the teeth were in the scruff of her neck, the legs were in the right place, he was so excited! Then a fly buzzed past him, and he thought "I'll have that!" :sigh:
- He would charge around outside like a loon - and run headfirst into parked motorcycles...
[edit]Typo: and what a typo... :-O [/edit]
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952) Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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We had one cat who was as thick as thick could be. He literally could only concentrate on one thing at a time.* He got an itch, so he stopped walking; up came the back leg, and "scritch-scritch-scritch" behind his ear - as they do. While this was in progress a fly buzzed past him and he thought "I'll have that!" and tried to run-and-pounce. Forgetting that one leg was up in the air going "scritch-scritch-scritch" he attempted to charge - and promptly fell over, still scritching.
- He was desperate to mate with our female cat and tried loads of times, but never quite got it right - he would bite the base of her tail and sling his leg over the wrong end. This never went well... One day he sussed it out: the teeth were in the scruff of her neck, the legs were in the right place, he was so excited! Then a fly buzzed past him, and he thought "I'll have that!" :sigh:
- He would charge around outside like a loon - and run headfirst into parked motorcycles...
[edit]Typo: and what a typo... :-O [/edit]
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952) Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
OriginalGriff wrote:
and run headfirst into parked motorcycles...
When there is a bird or cat in our back garden the dog starts going nuts at the back door to be let out to get it. A couple of weeks ago he was released, went charging down the garden after a cat that hopped up the fence out of his way. When he hit the fence head first his head went straight through the panel and he stood there, head outside our garden, looking left and right trying to work out where the cat had gone.
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We had one cat who was as thick as thick could be. He literally could only concentrate on one thing at a time.* He got an itch, so he stopped walking; up came the back leg, and "scritch-scritch-scritch" behind his ear - as they do. While this was in progress a fly buzzed past him and he thought "I'll have that!" and tried to run-and-pounce. Forgetting that one leg was up in the air going "scritch-scritch-scritch" he attempted to charge - and promptly fell over, still scritching.
- He was desperate to mate with our female cat and tried loads of times, but never quite got it right - he would bite the base of her tail and sling his leg over the wrong end. This never went well... One day he sussed it out: the teeth were in the scruff of her neck, the legs were in the right place, he was so excited! Then a fly buzzed past him, and he thought "I'll have that!" :sigh:
- He would charge around outside like a loon - and run headfirst into parked motorcycles...
[edit]Typo: and what a typo... :-O [/edit]
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952) Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
We had a cat, called Piffle, she was the blond of cats, long grey hair and as stupid as they come. She only ever once actually caught a bird, she was asleep on a tree branch and the poor bloody thing landed on her. We had mice eating the dog nuts, so fat they could hardly walk, she tripped over one and had no idea what to do with it!
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OriginalGriff wrote:
we would bite the base of her tail
That's where you went wrong.
:-O Now, that's a typo... :omg:
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952) Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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My cat is a goof, he likes these milk carton pull tabs[^] and will carry them around, use them like hockey pucks, and talk to them. All. Night. Long. What goofy/strange/funny/etc. behaviors do you see in your pets (if you have some)?
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
My cat used to love those pull tabs - I used to get them on orange juice cartons. She also used to love playing with crumpled bits of paper[^] - she could chase a bit of paper around for hours!
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My cat is a goof, he likes these milk carton pull tabs[^] and will carry them around, use them like hockey pucks, and talk to them. All. Night. Long. What goofy/strange/funny/etc. behaviors do you see in your pets (if you have some)?
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
I had a cat that would play fetch with one of those whiffle balls with the rattle in the center. He was a goofy cat but I loved him a lot and miss him terribly.
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