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    Vivi Chellappa
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    His request approved, the News photographer quickly used a cell phone to call the local airport to charter a flight. He was told a twin-engine plane would be waiting for him at the airport. Arriving at the airfield, he spotted a plane warming up outside a hanger. He jumped in with his bag, slammed the door shut, and shouted, 'Let's go'. The pilot taxied out, swung the plane into the wind and took off. Once in the air, the photographer instructed the pilot, 'Fly over the valley and make low passes so I can take pictures of the fires on the hillsides.' 'Why?' asked the pilot. 'Because I'm a photographer for a News Channel', he responded, 'and I need to get some close up shots.' The pilot was strangely silent for a moment, finally he stammered, . . 'So, what you're telling me, is . . . You're NOT my flight instructor?' PS. Leslie Nielsen may have been the pilot or the photographer!

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      His request approved, the News photographer quickly used a cell phone to call the local airport to charter a flight. He was told a twin-engine plane would be waiting for him at the airport. Arriving at the airfield, he spotted a plane warming up outside a hanger. He jumped in with his bag, slammed the door shut, and shouted, 'Let's go'. The pilot taxied out, swung the plane into the wind and took off. Once in the air, the photographer instructed the pilot, 'Fly over the valley and make low passes so I can take pictures of the fires on the hillsides.' 'Why?' asked the pilot. 'Because I'm a photographer for a News Channel', he responded, 'and I need to get some close up shots.' The pilot was strangely silent for a moment, finally he stammered, . . 'So, what you're telling me, is . . . You're NOT my flight instructor?' PS. Leslie Nielsen may have been the pilot or the photographer!

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      PIEBALDconsult
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      http://www.codeproject.com/Lounge.aspx?msg=3372224#xx3372224xx[^]

      You'll never get very far if all you do is follow instructions.

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        His request approved, the News photographer quickly used a cell phone to call the local airport to charter a flight. He was told a twin-engine plane would be waiting for him at the airport. Arriving at the airfield, he spotted a plane warming up outside a hanger. He jumped in with his bag, slammed the door shut, and shouted, 'Let's go'. The pilot taxied out, swung the plane into the wind and took off. Once in the air, the photographer instructed the pilot, 'Fly over the valley and make low passes so I can take pictures of the fires on the hillsides.' 'Why?' asked the pilot. 'Because I'm a photographer for a News Channel', he responded, 'and I need to get some close up shots.' The pilot was strangely silent for a moment, finally he stammered, . . 'So, what you're telling me, is . . . You're NOT my flight instructor?' PS. Leslie Nielsen may have been the pilot or the photographer!

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        Karen Mitchelle
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        I think, Leslie is the flight instructor. :laugh:

        Don't mind those people who say you're not HOT. At least you know you're COOL. I'm not afraid of falling, I'm afraid of the sudden stop at the end of the fall! - Richard Andrew x64

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          I think, Leslie is the flight instructor. :laugh:

          Don't mind those people who say you're not HOT. At least you know you're COOL. I'm not afraid of falling, I'm afraid of the sudden stop at the end of the fall! - Richard Andrew x64

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          Shirley not.

          You'll never get very far if all you do is follow instructions.

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            http://www.codeproject.com/Lounge.aspx?msg=3372224#xx3372224xx[^]

            You'll never get very far if all you do is follow instructions.

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            Philip F
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            You remember a more than four year old lounge post? Are you an elephant? :-D

            I won’t not use no double negatives.

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              Shirley not.

              You'll never get very far if all you do is follow instructions.

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              Agent__007
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              Now, "shirley" is shirley becoming a popular word here at the Lounge... :laugh:

              Whether I think I can, or think I can't, I am always bloody right!

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                Now, "shirley" is shirley becoming a popular word here at the Lounge... :laugh:

                Whether I think I can, or think I can't, I am always bloody right!

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                Shirley not. (Oooopsss.. Repost! :laugh: )

                Don't mind those people who say you're not HOT. At least you know you're COOL. I'm not afraid of falling, I'm afraid of the sudden stop at the end of the fall! - Richard Andrew x64

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                  You remember a more than four year old lounge post? Are you an elephant? :-D

                  I won’t not use no double negatives.

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                  Pete OHanlon
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                  Or just really good with search.

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                    Shirley not.

                    You'll never get very far if all you do is follow instructions.

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                    OriginalGriff
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                    Roger, Roger. What's our vector, Victor?

                    Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952) Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)

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                      You remember a more than four year old lounge post? Are you an elephant? :-D

                      I won’t not use no double negatives.

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                      I would not go so far as to say an elephant, maybe a sunshine from time to time though.

                      ~RaGE();

                      I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus Entropy isn't what it used to.

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                        Roger, Roger. What's our vector, Victor?

                        Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952) Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)

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                        Rage
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                        Tower's radio clearance, over!

                        ~RaGE();

                        I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus Entropy isn't what it used to.

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                          Roger, Roger. What's our vector, Victor?

                          Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952) Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)

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                          I think we need to get you to a hospital...

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                            I think we need to get you to a hospital...

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                            OriginalGriff
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                            A hospital? What is it? ;)

                            Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952) Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)

                            "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                            "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                              I would not go so far as to say an elephant, maybe a sunshine from time to time though.

                              ~RaGE();

                              I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus Entropy isn't what it used to.

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                              PIEBALDconsult
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                              If I had ready access to sunshine I'd never get any work done.

                              You'll never get very far if all you do is follow instructions.

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                                You remember a more than four year old lounge post? Are you an elephant? :-D

                                I won’t not use no double negatives.

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                                PIEBALDconsult
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                                Bob remembers all.

                                You'll never get very far if all you do is follow instructions.

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