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    Kenneth Haugland
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    Here[^] is an excellent example of what happens when someone has got lots of money and too much free time on their hands.

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      Here[^] is an excellent example of what happens when someone has got lots of money and too much free time on their hands.

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      Pualee
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      So now I can convince all the vegetarians at work that they are not really vegetarians because our coffee is not made with that filter! This should be fun ;P

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        Here[^] is an excellent example of what happens when someone has got lots of money and too much free time on their hands.

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        Hence my first tagline (q.v.) about genius and stupidity. Best example would be Arab oil royalty. A number of their kings, in particular, could invest wisely in some plastic surgery (or brown bags in their hat-size).

        "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein

        "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert

        "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010

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          So now I can convince all the vegetarians at work that they are not really vegetarians because our coffee is not made with that filter! This should be fun ;P

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          Kenneth Haugland
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          convince all the vegetarians at work that they are not really vegetarians

          Yes, and after that comment come with my first sentence. I think you'll be talked about, but... :laugh:

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            Here[^] is an excellent example of what happens when someone has got lots of money and too much free time on their hands.

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            Maximilien
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            Perfect to make 8$ ice cube[^] for your single malt scotch.

            I'd rather be phishing!

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              Perfect to make 8$ ice cube[^] for your single malt scotch.

              I'd rather be phishing!

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              Kenneth Haugland
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              And after that scotch you might be convinced to buy some of these things[^].

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                Here[^] is an excellent example of what happens when someone has got lots of money and too much free time on their hands.

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                Mike Hankey
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                There's a sucker born every minute! Author questionable[^]

                If first you don't succeed, hide all evidence you ever tried!

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                  Here[^] is an excellent example of what happens when someone has got lots of money and too much free time on their hands.

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                  Sander Rossel
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                  Calling your ad an "advertising gimmick" in the ad makes it sound legit :D

                  It's an OO world.

                  public class SanderRossel : Lazy<Person>
                  {
                  public void DoWork()
                  {
                  throw new NotSupportedException();
                  }
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                    Here[^] is an excellent example of what happens when someone has got lots of money and too much free time on their hands.

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                    Irina Pykhova
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                    they forgot that they got all the same with every breath. They might be more perfect vegetarians by wearing gas mask. But you should take it off to drink or eat something vegetarian..

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                      Here[^] is an excellent example of what happens when someone has got lots of money and too much free time on their hands.

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                      Andy Brummer
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                      What about all the micro organisms living on vegetables?

                      Curvature of the Mind now with 3D

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                        Here[^] is an excellent example of what happens when someone has got lots of money and too much free time on their hands.

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                        Not only that, but...is it good for vegetarians to go round killing living organisms by the millions just to get a glass of water? ;)

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                          Here[^] is an excellent example of what happens when someone has got lots of money and too much free time on their hands.

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                          I've got it! 'Vegetarian Intestinal Cleanser' VIC for short, a (vegetarian friendly) extra strength sodium hypochlorite solution to rid yourself of all those pesky internal microbes! only 2 payments of $19.99 act now supplies are limited. Only one dose per lifetime!

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                            Here[^] is an excellent example of what happens when someone has got lots of money and too much free time on their hands.

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                            mikepwilson
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                            They deserve EVERY SINGLE PENNY they can squeeze out of those hipster doofuses (doofi? doofae?) Good on them.

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                              They deserve EVERY SINGLE PENNY they can squeeze out of those hipster doofuses (doofi? doofae?) Good on them.

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                              "Doofii" is the correct plural I believe.[^]

                              - I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.

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                                What about all the micro organisms living on vegetables?

                                Curvature of the Mind now with 3D

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                                Kenneth Haugland
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                                Now with atoms only found in hyperspace, and sunglasses with a living projector filter :laugh: I'll bet there's a lot of things they never thought of ;)

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                                  Not only that, but...is it good for vegetarians to go round killing living organisms by the millions just to get a glass of water? ;)

                                  Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952) Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)

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                                  Kenneth Haugland
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                                  You should also get a fart filter; in case you gas some poor animals to death;)

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                                    I've got it! 'Vegetarian Intestinal Cleanser' VIC for short, a (vegetarian friendly) extra strength sodium hypochlorite solution to rid yourself of all those pesky internal microbes! only 2 payments of $19.99 act now supplies are limited. Only one dose per lifetime!

                                    "the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment "Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst

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                                    Kenneth Haugland
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                                    You're going to send them something completely rubbish thing that is in reality a kill yourself manual; because thats the only way to not hurt any animals. How about driven to you in a car that doesn't kill ants :laugh:

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                                      they forgot that they got all the same with every breath. They might be more perfect vegetarians by wearing gas mask. But you should take it off to drink or eat something vegetarian..

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                                      Kenneth Haugland
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                                      The average person eats about 8 spiders in his/her sleep; so I guess you have to be really careful :laugh:

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                                        Calling your ad an "advertising gimmick" in the ad makes it sound legit :D

                                        It's an OO world.

                                        public class SanderRossel : Lazy<Person>
                                        {
                                        public void DoWork()
                                        {
                                        throw new NotSupportedException();
                                        }
                                        }

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                                        Kenneth Haugland
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                                        The negative negative is positive you know, so by claiming its rubbish they have already countered your "only" reasonable logical argument for ignoring it :laugh:

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                                          You should also get a fart filter; in case you gas some poor animals to death;)

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                                          I save all of them for gassing the bed-badgers!

                                          Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952) Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)

                                          "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                                          "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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