Skip to content
  • Categories
  • Recent
  • Tags
  • Popular
  • World
  • Users
  • Groups
Skins
  • Light
  • Cerulean
  • Cosmo
  • Flatly
  • Journal
  • Litera
  • Lumen
  • Lux
  • Materia
  • Minty
  • Morph
  • Pulse
  • Sandstone
  • Simplex
  • Sketchy
  • Spacelab
  • United
  • Yeti
  • Zephyr
  • Dark
  • Cyborg
  • Darkly
  • Quartz
  • Slate
  • Solar
  • Superhero
  • Vapor

  • Default (No Skin)
  • No Skin
Collapse
Code Project
  1. Home
  2. The Lounge
  3. Unbelievable

Unbelievable

Scheduled Pinned Locked Moved The Lounge
htmlcomtutorialannouncement
31 Posts 12 Posters 0 Views 1 Watching
  • Oldest to Newest
  • Newest to Oldest
  • Most Votes
Reply
  • Reply as topic
Log in to reply
This topic has been deleted. Only users with topic management privileges can see it.
  • K Kenneth Haugland

    Here[^] is an excellent example of what happens when someone has got lots of money and too much free time on their hands.

    I Offline
    I Offline
    Irina Pykhova
    wrote on last edited by
    #9

    they forgot that they got all the same with every breath. They might be more perfect vegetarians by wearing gas mask. But you should take it off to drink or eat something vegetarian..

    K 1 Reply Last reply
    0
    • K Kenneth Haugland

      Here[^] is an excellent example of what happens when someone has got lots of money and too much free time on their hands.

      A Offline
      A Offline
      Andy Brummer
      wrote on last edited by
      #10

      What about all the micro organisms living on vegetables?

      Curvature of the Mind now with 3D

      K Sander RosselS 2 Replies Last reply
      0
      • K Kenneth Haugland

        Here[^] is an excellent example of what happens when someone has got lots of money and too much free time on their hands.

        OriginalGriffO Offline
        OriginalGriffO Offline
        OriginalGriff
        wrote on last edited by
        #11

        Not only that, but...is it good for vegetarians to go round killing living organisms by the millions just to get a glass of water? ;)

        Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952) Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)

        "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
        "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

        K 1 Reply Last reply
        0
        • K Kenneth Haugland

          Here[^] is an excellent example of what happens when someone has got lots of money and too much free time on their hands.

          J Offline
          J Offline
          jeron1
          wrote on last edited by
          #12

          I've got it! 'Vegetarian Intestinal Cleanser' VIC for short, a (vegetarian friendly) extra strength sodium hypochlorite solution to rid yourself of all those pesky internal microbes! only 2 payments of $19.99 act now supplies are limited. Only one dose per lifetime!

          "the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment "Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst

          K 1 Reply Last reply
          0
          • K Kenneth Haugland

            Here[^] is an excellent example of what happens when someone has got lots of money and too much free time on their hands.

            M Offline
            M Offline
            mikepwilson
            wrote on last edited by
            #13

            They deserve EVERY SINGLE PENNY they can squeeze out of those hipster doofuses (doofi? doofae?) Good on them.

            F 1 Reply Last reply
            0
            • M mikepwilson

              They deserve EVERY SINGLE PENNY they can squeeze out of those hipster doofuses (doofi? doofae?) Good on them.

              F Offline
              F Offline
              Forogar
              wrote on last edited by
              #14

              "Doofii" is the correct plural I believe.[^]

              - I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.

              1 Reply Last reply
              0
              • A Andy Brummer

                What about all the micro organisms living on vegetables?

                Curvature of the Mind now with 3D

                K Offline
                K Offline
                Kenneth Haugland
                wrote on last edited by
                #15

                Now with atoms only found in hyperspace, and sunglasses with a living projector filter :laugh: I'll bet there's a lot of things they never thought of ;)

                1 Reply Last reply
                0
                • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                  Not only that, but...is it good for vegetarians to go round killing living organisms by the millions just to get a glass of water? ;)

                  Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952) Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)

                  K Offline
                  K Offline
                  Kenneth Haugland
                  wrote on last edited by
                  #16

                  You should also get a fart filter; in case you gas some poor animals to death;)

                  OriginalGriffO 1 Reply Last reply
                  0
                  • J jeron1

                    I've got it! 'Vegetarian Intestinal Cleanser' VIC for short, a (vegetarian friendly) extra strength sodium hypochlorite solution to rid yourself of all those pesky internal microbes! only 2 payments of $19.99 act now supplies are limited. Only one dose per lifetime!

                    "the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment "Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst

                    K Offline
                    K Offline
                    Kenneth Haugland
                    wrote on last edited by
                    #17

                    You're going to send them something completely rubbish thing that is in reality a kill yourself manual; because thats the only way to not hurt any animals. How about driven to you in a car that doesn't kill ants :laugh:

                    1 Reply Last reply
                    0
                    • I Irina Pykhova

                      they forgot that they got all the same with every breath. They might be more perfect vegetarians by wearing gas mask. But you should take it off to drink or eat something vegetarian..

                      K Offline
                      K Offline
                      Kenneth Haugland
                      wrote on last edited by
                      #18

                      The average person eats about 8 spiders in his/her sleep; so I guess you have to be really careful :laugh:

                      Sander RosselS 1 Reply Last reply
                      0
                      • Sander RosselS Sander Rossel

                        Calling your ad an "advertising gimmick" in the ad makes it sound legit :D

                        It's an OO world.

                        public class SanderRossel : Lazy<Person>
                        {
                        public void DoWork()
                        {
                        throw new NotSupportedException();
                        }
                        }

                        K Offline
                        K Offline
                        Kenneth Haugland
                        wrote on last edited by
                        #19

                        The negative negative is positive you know, so by claiming its rubbish they have already countered your "only" reasonable logical argument for ignoring it :laugh:

                        Sander RosselS 1 Reply Last reply
                        0
                        • K Kenneth Haugland

                          You should also get a fart filter; in case you gas some poor animals to death;)

                          OriginalGriffO Offline
                          OriginalGriffO Offline
                          OriginalGriff
                          wrote on last edited by
                          #20

                          I save all of them for gassing the bed-badgers!

                          Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952) Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)

                          "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                          "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

                          K 1 Reply Last reply
                          0
                          • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                            I save all of them for gassing the bed-badgers!

                            Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952) Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)

                            K Offline
                            K Offline
                            Kenneth Haugland
                            wrote on last edited by
                            #21

                            No I use them to mask out the bed-skunk smell :laugh:

                            OriginalGriffO 1 Reply Last reply
                            0
                            • K Kenneth Haugland

                              The average person eats about 8 spiders in his/her sleep; so I guess you have to be really careful :laugh:

                              Sander RosselS Offline
                              Sander RosselS Offline
                              Sander Rossel
                              wrote on last edited by
                              #22

                              Urban myth :) And I wouldn't want to eat spiders either. They eat other bugs which makes them my friend! :D

                              It's an OO world.

                              public class SanderRossel : Lazy<Person>
                              {
                              public void DoWork()
                              {
                              throw new NotSupportedException();
                              }
                              }

                              K 1 Reply Last reply
                              0
                              • A Andy Brummer

                                What about all the micro organisms living on vegetables?

                                Curvature of the Mind now with 3D

                                Sander RosselS Offline
                                Sander RosselS Offline
                                Sander Rossel
                                wrote on last edited by
                                #23

                                A vegetable IS an organism ;)

                                It's an OO world.

                                public class SanderRossel : Lazy<Person>
                                {
                                public void DoWork()
                                {
                                throw new NotSupportedException();
                                }
                                }

                                1 Reply Last reply
                                0
                                • Sander RosselS Sander Rossel

                                  Urban myth :) And I wouldn't want to eat spiders either. They eat other bugs which makes them my friend! :D

                                  It's an OO world.

                                  public class SanderRossel : Lazy<Person>
                                  {
                                  public void DoWork()
                                  {
                                  throw new NotSupportedException();
                                  }
                                  }

                                  K Offline
                                  K Offline
                                  Kenneth Haugland
                                  wrote on last edited by
                                  #24

                                  Quote:

                                  Urban myth

                                  Don't be so boring now; You can't disprove that its not true so therefore it must be right :laugh:

                                  Quote:

                                  They eat other bugs which makes them my friend!

                                  So If I eat bug I can be your friend too? :laugh: You must go here: Clickety[^]

                                  Sander RosselS 1 Reply Last reply
                                  0
                                  • K Kenneth Haugland

                                    Quote:

                                    Urban myth

                                    Don't be so boring now; You can't disprove that its not true so therefore it must be right :laugh:

                                    Quote:

                                    They eat other bugs which makes them my friend!

                                    So If I eat bug I can be your friend too? :laugh: You must go here: Clickety[^]

                                    Sander RosselS Offline
                                    Sander RosselS Offline
                                    Sander Rossel
                                    wrote on last edited by
                                    #25

                                    Kenneth Haugland wrote:

                                    So If I eat bug I can be your friend too?

                                    If you're that desperate to be my friend, sure... I'll be a friend :~

                                    Kenneth Haugland wrote:

                                    You must go here: Clickety[^]

                                    Insects are eaten all around the world: Hmmmmmmm... Tasty!!![^] :D According to that page we could even have a CP meet-and-greet in Vancouver and have crickets for lunch! :D

                                    It's an OO world.

                                    public class SanderRossel : Lazy<Person>
                                    {
                                    public void DoWork()
                                    {
                                    throw new NotSupportedException();
                                    }
                                    }

                                    K 1 Reply Last reply
                                    0
                                    • K Kenneth Haugland

                                      The negative negative is positive you know, so by claiming its rubbish they have already countered your "only" reasonable logical argument for ignoring it :laugh:

                                      Sander RosselS Offline
                                      Sander RosselS Offline
                                      Sander Rossel
                                      wrote on last edited by
                                      #26

                                      Kenneth Haugland wrote:

                                      The negative negative is positive you know, so by claiming its rubbish they have already countered your "only" reasonable logical argument for ignoring it :laugh:

                                      That's rubbish... (Did I just counter it?) :rolleyes:

                                      It's an OO world.

                                      public class SanderRossel : Lazy<Person>
                                      {
                                      public void DoWork()
                                      {
                                      throw new NotSupportedException();
                                      }
                                      }

                                      1 Reply Last reply
                                      0
                                      • K Kenneth Haugland

                                        No I use them to mask out the bed-skunk smell :laugh:

                                        OriginalGriffO Offline
                                        OriginalGriffO Offline
                                        OriginalGriff
                                        wrote on last edited by
                                        #27

                                        We don't have bed-skunks, just bed-badgers. They nest in mattresses, and are attracted to the smell of alcohol. They kick your head vigorously to knock you unconscious, steal all your money, and use your mouth as a toilet. Which explains how you feel in the morning...

                                        Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952) Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)

                                        "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                                        "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

                                        K 1 Reply Last reply
                                        0
                                        • Sander RosselS Sander Rossel

                                          Kenneth Haugland wrote:

                                          So If I eat bug I can be your friend too?

                                          If you're that desperate to be my friend, sure... I'll be a friend :~

                                          Kenneth Haugland wrote:

                                          You must go here: Clickety[^]

                                          Insects are eaten all around the world: Hmmmmmmm... Tasty!!![^] :D According to that page we could even have a CP meet-and-greet in Vancouver and have crickets for lunch! :D

                                          It's an OO world.

                                          public class SanderRossel : Lazy<Person>
                                          {
                                          public void DoWork()
                                          {
                                          throw new NotSupportedException();
                                          }
                                          }

                                          K Offline
                                          K Offline
                                          Kenneth Haugland
                                          wrote on last edited by
                                          #28

                                          Never had an eat bug friend before, how does that work? :doh:

                                          Sander RosselS 1 Reply Last reply
                                          0
                                          Reply
                                          • Reply as topic
                                          Log in to reply
                                          • Oldest to Newest
                                          • Newest to Oldest
                                          • Most Votes


                                          • Login

                                          • Don't have an account? Register

                                          • Login or register to search.
                                          • First post
                                            Last post
                                          0
                                          • Categories
                                          • Recent
                                          • Tags
                                          • Popular
                                          • World
                                          • Users
                                          • Groups