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  • J jeron1

    I've got it! 'Vegetarian Intestinal Cleanser' VIC for short, a (vegetarian friendly) extra strength sodium hypochlorite solution to rid yourself of all those pesky internal microbes! only 2 payments of $19.99 act now supplies are limited. Only one dose per lifetime!

    "the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment "Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst

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    Kenneth Haugland
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    You're going to send them something completely rubbish thing that is in reality a kill yourself manual; because thats the only way to not hurt any animals. How about driven to you in a car that doesn't kill ants :laugh:

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    • I Irina Pykhova

      they forgot that they got all the same with every breath. They might be more perfect vegetarians by wearing gas mask. But you should take it off to drink or eat something vegetarian..

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      Kenneth Haugland
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      The average person eats about 8 spiders in his/her sleep; so I guess you have to be really careful :laugh:

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      • Sander RosselS Sander Rossel

        Calling your ad an "advertising gimmick" in the ad makes it sound legit :D

        It's an OO world.

        public class SanderRossel : Lazy<Person>
        {
        public void DoWork()
        {
        throw new NotSupportedException();
        }
        }

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        Kenneth Haugland
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        The negative negative is positive you know, so by claiming its rubbish they have already countered your "only" reasonable logical argument for ignoring it :laugh:

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        • K Kenneth Haugland

          You should also get a fart filter; in case you gas some poor animals to death;)

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          OriginalGriff
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          I save all of them for gassing the bed-badgers!

          Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952) Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)

          "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
          "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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          • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

            I save all of them for gassing the bed-badgers!

            Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952) Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)

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            Kenneth Haugland
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            No I use them to mask out the bed-skunk smell :laugh:

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            • K Kenneth Haugland

              The average person eats about 8 spiders in his/her sleep; so I guess you have to be really careful :laugh:

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              Sander Rossel
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              Urban myth :) And I wouldn't want to eat spiders either. They eat other bugs which makes them my friend! :D

              It's an OO world.

              public class SanderRossel : Lazy<Person>
              {
              public void DoWork()
              {
              throw new NotSupportedException();
              }
              }

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              • A Andy Brummer

                What about all the micro organisms living on vegetables?

                Curvature of the Mind now with 3D

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                Sander Rossel
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                A vegetable IS an organism ;)

                It's an OO world.

                public class SanderRossel : Lazy<Person>
                {
                public void DoWork()
                {
                throw new NotSupportedException();
                }
                }

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                • Sander RosselS Sander Rossel

                  Urban myth :) And I wouldn't want to eat spiders either. They eat other bugs which makes them my friend! :D

                  It's an OO world.

                  public class SanderRossel : Lazy<Person>
                  {
                  public void DoWork()
                  {
                  throw new NotSupportedException();
                  }
                  }

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                  Kenneth Haugland
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                  Quote:

                  Urban myth

                  Don't be so boring now; You can't disprove that its not true so therefore it must be right :laugh:

                  Quote:

                  They eat other bugs which makes them my friend!

                  So If I eat bug I can be your friend too? :laugh: You must go here: Clickety[^]

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                  • K Kenneth Haugland

                    Quote:

                    Urban myth

                    Don't be so boring now; You can't disprove that its not true so therefore it must be right :laugh:

                    Quote:

                    They eat other bugs which makes them my friend!

                    So If I eat bug I can be your friend too? :laugh: You must go here: Clickety[^]

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                    Sander Rossel
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                    Kenneth Haugland wrote:

                    So If I eat bug I can be your friend too?

                    If you're that desperate to be my friend, sure... I'll be a friend :~

                    Kenneth Haugland wrote:

                    You must go here: Clickety[^]

                    Insects are eaten all around the world: Hmmmmmmm... Tasty!!![^] :D According to that page we could even have a CP meet-and-greet in Vancouver and have crickets for lunch! :D

                    It's an OO world.

                    public class SanderRossel : Lazy<Person>
                    {
                    public void DoWork()
                    {
                    throw new NotSupportedException();
                    }
                    }

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                    • K Kenneth Haugland

                      The negative negative is positive you know, so by claiming its rubbish they have already countered your "only" reasonable logical argument for ignoring it :laugh:

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                      Kenneth Haugland wrote:

                      The negative negative is positive you know, so by claiming its rubbish they have already countered your "only" reasonable logical argument for ignoring it :laugh:

                      That's rubbish... (Did I just counter it?) :rolleyes:

                      It's an OO world.

                      public class SanderRossel : Lazy<Person>
                      {
                      public void DoWork()
                      {
                      throw new NotSupportedException();
                      }
                      }

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                      • K Kenneth Haugland

                        No I use them to mask out the bed-skunk smell :laugh:

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                        We don't have bed-skunks, just bed-badgers. They nest in mattresses, and are attracted to the smell of alcohol. They kick your head vigorously to knock you unconscious, steal all your money, and use your mouth as a toilet. Which explains how you feel in the morning...

                        Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952) Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)

                        "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                        "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                        • Sander RosselS Sander Rossel

                          Kenneth Haugland wrote:

                          So If I eat bug I can be your friend too?

                          If you're that desperate to be my friend, sure... I'll be a friend :~

                          Kenneth Haugland wrote:

                          You must go here: Clickety[^]

                          Insects are eaten all around the world: Hmmmmmmm... Tasty!!![^] :D According to that page we could even have a CP meet-and-greet in Vancouver and have crickets for lunch! :D

                          It's an OO world.

                          public class SanderRossel : Lazy<Person>
                          {
                          public void DoWork()
                          {
                          throw new NotSupportedException();
                          }
                          }

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                          Kenneth Haugland
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                          Never had an eat bug friend before, how does that work? :doh:

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                          • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                            We don't have bed-skunks, just bed-badgers. They nest in mattresses, and are attracted to the smell of alcohol. They kick your head vigorously to knock you unconscious, steal all your money, and use your mouth as a toilet. Which explains how you feel in the morning...

                            Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952) Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)

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                            Kenneth Haugland
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                            They used to allow smoking inside the Pub's, which definitely felt like a skunk party had taken place the day after. As for hangovers, I never got them... :-D

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                            • K Kenneth Haugland

                              Never had an eat bug friend before, how does that work? :doh:

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                              Sander Rossel
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                              It works like this: The more crazy stuff you do because I tell you to, the better friends we are :D Now how about you eat this poisonous frog. That would be cool, wouldn't it, friend? :-D :-D :-D :-D <- I need to laugh a lot because that makes you think I really care about you and that eating poisonous frogs is really cool. I seriously knew some guys in high school who did some crazy stuff just to be part of a group... It's not so rare I think :~

                              It's an OO world.

                              public class SanderRossel : Lazy<Person>
                              {
                              public void DoWork()
                              {
                              throw new NotSupportedException();
                              }
                              }

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                              • Sander RosselS Sander Rossel

                                It works like this: The more crazy stuff you do because I tell you to, the better friends we are :D Now how about you eat this poisonous frog. That would be cool, wouldn't it, friend? :-D :-D :-D :-D <- I need to laugh a lot because that makes you think I really care about you and that eating poisonous frogs is really cool. I seriously knew some guys in high school who did some crazy stuff just to be part of a group... It's not so rare I think :~

                                It's an OO world.

                                public class SanderRossel : Lazy<Person>
                                {
                                public void DoWork()
                                {
                                throw new NotSupportedException();
                                }
                                }

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                                Kenneth Haugland
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                                Sounds like an initiation to be accepted as a Cosse Nostra al la bugz, but they normally just want you to get rid off somebody else... hey, wait a minute....

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