Suspended? Sorry, but try learning people are not to be bitten.
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Luis Suarez finally suspended on an international scale. Nine matches with stadium ban isn't too much, I guess! Just try learning your lesson (Once bitten, twice shy, third ...?)
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Nagy Vilmos wrote:
from any football related activity.
So he can still play for Liverpool?
Maybe he'll be loaned to Pompy
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I still don't get it. Why is biting someone so bad, and deserving of so much attention? It's not like he bit a piece out of that guy, or infected him with a zombie virus, or anything like that. He just left some teeth marks (not even particularly obvious ones) that will probably disappear soon. This is nothing. Anyone who thinks this is a big deal hasn't participated in real life yet.
0.) He knocked England out of the Cup. 1.) The English media need a 'Bad Guy' as no English player can be blamed for England going out. 2.) He knocked England out of the cup. 3.) He's Uruguayan, which makes him nearly Argentinian. 4.) He knocked England out of the cup.
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Maybe he'll be loaned to Pompy
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They've got no E's left
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I heard a theory that he was Autistic, but I haven't seen any of his paintings so I can't confirm it.
What gives you that impression? Do you know it is genetic (Autism)? Oh! wait, he smiles in a particular manner too ;P
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0.) He knocked England out of the Cup. 1.) The English media need a 'Bad Guy' as no English player can be blamed for England going out. 2.) He knocked England out of the cup. 3.) He's Uruguayan, which makes him nearly Argentinian. 4.) He knocked England out of the cup.
Rolling on the floor! where is the ::rolling on the floor emoticon here::
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What gives you that impression? Do you know it is genetic (Autism)? Oh! wait, he smiles in a particular manner too ;P
Oso Oluwafemi Ebenezer wrote:
What gives you that impression?
The behaviour tallies up, BTW the coming season will be the 5th Season in a row that he has been suspended for part of the season for either biting or racism. I've heard, though I have no idea how reliable the source is, that he is Autistic and Liverpool know it but just haven't released it publicly (and why should they).
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0.) He knocked England out of the Cup. 1.) The English media need a 'Bad Guy' as no English player can be blamed for England going out. 2.) He knocked England out of the cup. 3.) He's Uruguayan, which makes him nearly Argentinian. 4.) He knocked England out of the cup.
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Luis Suarez finally suspended on an international scale. Nine matches with stadium ban isn't too much, I guess! Just try learning your lesson (Once bitten, twice shy, third ...?)
Wonder what would happen if you put him and Mike Tyson together?, and/Or other famous bitters[^]
If first you don't succeed, hide all evidence you ever tried!
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Where were you working? McStabbies? :laugh:
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952) Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Luis Suarez finally suspended on an international scale. Nine matches with stadium ban isn't too much, I guess! Just try learning your lesson (Once bitten, twice shy, third ...?)
That's just the right amount of time for it to cycle out of the news. When the ban's over, they can start drumming up biting publicity, again. "Well planned", they call it.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Pompeii. They might be mummified in volcanic ash, but they'd stand a better chance of winning a football match than Pompey. ;P
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined." - Homer
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Luis Suarez finally suspended on an international scale. Nine matches with stadium ban isn't too much, I guess! Just try learning your lesson (Once bitten, twice shy, third ...?)
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Maybe we should have him play a match in a small room against Mike Tyson[^]. They can bite it out! Hogan
That will be a hell of a football bite, sorry I meant match.
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Nagy Vilmos wrote:
from any football related activity.
So he can still play for Liverpool?
The Rabies Order 1974 prohibits entry of rabies-susceptible mamals into Great Britain unless issued with an import licence by the AHVLA or quarantine for observation and destroyed if he is still biting.
entia non sunt multiplicanda praeter necessitatem
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I do not disagree with you, but if the ban is total then he will lose a lot more than 66k. Personally, I'd say "Burn 'im! Burn 'im, 'es a witch!"
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I don't think the ban is as lenient as you think. He is banned for four months from any football related activity. he has lost several major sponsors and there is a mumbling already that the ban should means he cannot receive any money from the game; i.e. no play, no pay.
oh, come on. his salary is ten million pounds a year. the sponsorship is on top of that, so even with no pay no play he'll pick up what, 8 million this year. my heart (and shoulder) bleeds. Hes a big ugly cheating scumbag who is, unfortunately, also quite good at kicking a ball. id always thought that if i were he id use a portion of the wealth to fix my teeth - i now realise they are his weapon of choice, like hopoate's finger.
PooperPig - Coming Soon
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Wonder what would happen if you put him and Mike Tyson together?, and/Or other famous bitters[^]
If first you don't succeed, hide all evidence you ever tried!
