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Suspended? Sorry, but try learning people are not to be bitten.

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  • L Lost User

    0.) He knocked England out of the Cup. 1.) The English media need a 'Bad Guy' as no English player can be blamed for England going out. 2.) He knocked England out of the cup. 3.) He's Uruguayan, which makes him nearly Argentinian. 4.) He knocked England out of the cup.

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    You forgot to mention that he knocked England out of the Cup!

    I won’t not use no double negatives.

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    • L Lost User

      Well, that wasn't really an office job, but yes, plenty of incidents.

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      Where were you working? McStabbies? :laugh:

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      • O Oso Oluwafemi Ebenezer

        Luis Suarez finally suspended on an international scale. Nine matches with stadium ban isn't too much, I guess! Just try learning your lesson (Once bitten, twice shy, third ...?)

        Osofem Inc

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        That's just the right amount of time for it to cycle out of the news. When the ban's over, they can start drumming up biting publicity, again. "Well planned", they call it.

        I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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        • L Lost User

          Nagy Vilmos wrote:

          Pompy

          Who?

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          Pompeii. They might be mummified in volcanic ash, but they'd stand a better chance of winning a football match than Pompey. ;P


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          • O Oso Oluwafemi Ebenezer

            Luis Suarez finally suspended on an international scale. Nine matches with stadium ban isn't too much, I guess! Just try learning your lesson (Once bitten, twice shy, third ...?)

            Osofem Inc

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            snorkie
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            Maybe we should have him play a match in a small room against Mike Tyson[^]. They can bite it out! Hogan

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            • S snorkie

              Maybe we should have him play a match in a small room against Mike Tyson[^]. They can bite it out! Hogan

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              Oso Oluwafemi Ebenezer
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              That will be a hell of a football bite, sorry I meant match.

              Osofem Inc

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              • L Lost User

                Nagy Vilmos wrote:

                from any football related activity.

                So he can still play for Liverpool?

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                The Rabies Order 1974 prohibits entry of rabies-susceptible mamals into Great Britain unless issued with an import licence by the AHVLA or quarantine for observation and destroyed if he is still biting.

                entia non sunt multiplicanda praeter necessitatem

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                • N Nagy Vilmos

                  I do not disagree with you, but if the ban is total then he will lose a lot more than 66k. Personally, I'd say "Burn 'im! Burn 'im, 'es a witch!"

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                  No, Suarez is a Vampire, a Zombie or more simply a rabies victim but not a witch, of course you must burn him!

                  entia non sunt multiplicanda praeter necessitatem

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                  • N Nagy Vilmos

                    I don't think the ban is as lenient as you think. He is banned for four months from any football related activity. he has lost several major sponsors and there is a mumbling already that the ban should means he cannot receive any money from the game; i.e. no play, no pay.

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                    oh, come on. his salary is ten million pounds a year. the sponsorship is on top of that, so even with no pay no play he'll pick up what, 8 million this year. my heart (and shoulder) bleeds. Hes a big ugly cheating scumbag who is, unfortunately, also quite good at kicking a ball. id always thought that if i were he id use a portion of the wealth to fix my teeth - i now realise they are his weapon of choice, like hopoate's finger.

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                    • Mike HankeyM Mike Hankey

                      Wonder what would happen if you put him and Mike Tyson together?, and/Or other famous bitters[^]

                      If first you don't succeed, hide all evidence you ever tried!

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                      Milk gives the number of his lawyer to Luis?

                      entia non sunt multiplicanda praeter necessitatem

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