Happy Canada Day!
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Don't forget the Beib. He his our greatest export ever! (Please keep him, we do not want him back)
Within you lies the power for good - Use it!
No we are only including those that have talent and some redeeming qualities, the beib don't qualify!
As I grow older I've found that pleasing everyone is impossible but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake.
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We're serving roast beaver at the office today, and taking turns at swinging a bat at a harp seal pinata! Sing along... "Oh, I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay. I sleep all night and I work all day. I put on women's clothing, and hang around in bars..."
Will Rogers never met me.
You forgot about a glass of Screech or rye whiskey! Oh, and poutine and maple syrup...
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You forgot about a glass of Screech or rye whiskey! Oh, and poutine and maple syrup...
Screech? Is that what they call that filtered sewage known here as Canadian Whiskey?
Will Rogers never met me.
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Careful Roger! Kirk is Canadian[^], so you get get a photon torpedo between the eyes! :laugh:
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952) Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
That would probably hurt less than several other places...
Will Rogers never met me.
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That would probably hurt less than several other places...
Will Rogers never met me.
I did consider other locations, but realised this was the lounge! ;)
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952) Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Screech? Is that what they call that filtered sewage known here as Canadian Whiskey?
Will Rogers never met me.
No... screech in a rum from Newfoundland and, as such, a distinctly Canadian product.
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Screech? Is that what they call that filtered sewage known here as Canadian Whiskey?
Will Rogers never met me.
It's a rum. Popular in Newfoundland, and my house. (Although brewed in Jamaica)
TTFN - Kent
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Screech? Is that what they call that filtered sewage known here as Canadian Whiskey?
Will Rogers never met me.
Hell no. Screech is the Newfie version of the the Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster except it leaves you feeling like you've had your brains smashed in by maple cured bacon wrapped around a fresh Cod.
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Hell no. Screech is the Newfie version of the the Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster except it leaves you feeling like you've had your brains smashed in by maple cured bacon wrapped around a fresh Cod.
Hmmm.. I'll have to look for that; it sounds delicious!
Will Rogers never met me.
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Screech? Is that what they call that filtered sewage known here as Canadian Whiskey?
Will Rogers never met me.
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We're serving roast beaver at the office today, and taking turns at swinging a bat at a harp seal pinata! Sing along... "Oh, I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay. I sleep all night and I work all day. I put on women's clothing, and hang around in bars..."
Will Rogers never met me.
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We're serving roast beaver at the office today, and taking turns at swinging a bat at a harp seal pinata! Sing along... "Oh, I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay. I sleep all night and I work all day. I put on women's clothing, and hang around in bars..."
Will Rogers never met me.
Sounds like when you get home from the office you should drink a Baby Seal: Club soda over a pile of coconut. A shot of Canadian Club Whiskey. A splash of grenadine for color. Served with a wooden stirring stick. :laugh:
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason? Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful? --Zachris Topelius Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies. -- Sarah Hoyt
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That would probably hurt less than several other places...
Will Rogers never met me.
hey roger how you doing? :)
"mostly watching the human race is like watching dogs watch tv ... they see the pictures move but the meaning escapes them"
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We're serving roast beaver at the office today, and taking turns at swinging a bat at a harp seal pinata! Sing along... "Oh, I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay. I sleep all night and I work all day. I put on women's clothing, and hang around in bars..."
Will Rogers never met me.
If only there were a holiday for enjoying feats of strength and the airing of grievences... :~
You'll never get very far if all you do is follow instructions.
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hey roger how you doing? :)
"mostly watching the human race is like watching dogs watch tv ... they see the pictures move but the meaning escapes them"
Excellent! Et tu? Long time no see, m'lady. Bullhead City hasn't been the same since you left. In fact, it's cooled off some! :-D Next time you stop by, I've got some new guns to try out! ;)
Will Rogers never met me.
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Sounds like when you get home from the office you should drink a Baby Seal: Club soda over a pile of coconut. A shot of Canadian Club Whiskey. A splash of grenadine for color. Served with a wooden stirring stick. :laugh:
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason? Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful? --Zachris Topelius Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies. -- Sarah Hoyt
As long as I don't have to drink it, that sounds like fun!
Will Rogers never met me.
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As long as I don't have to drink it, that sounds like fun!
Will Rogers never met me.
Feel free to swap the rotgut for something better from your liquor cabinet. :-\
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason? Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful? --Zachris Topelius Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies. -- Sarah Hoyt
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No, Screech is a dorky character from a bad 90's sitcom.
Government is not reason; it is not eloquent; it is force. Like fire, it is a dangerous servant and a fearful master. ~ George Washington
Geeezz. I'd almost forgotten that moron... :doh:
Will Rogers never met me.
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Roger Wright wrote:
and taking turns at swinging a bat at a Harper seal pinata!
Hooo nice...
I'd rather be phishing!
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We're serving roast beaver at the office today, and taking turns at swinging a bat at a harp seal pinata! Sing along... "Oh, I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay. I sleep all night and I work all day. I put on women's clothing, and hang around in bars..."
Will Rogers never met me.
Nothing like a good ole' American pre-emptive strike for all the whinging we'll hear about the evil/overbearing/uncivilized United States on Friday. Thanks, Roger! ;)
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