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  • L Lost User

    ME: Wanna see Guardians of the Galaxy on August 2nd? WIFE: What is it about? ME: Uhhh... it is... uh... it is set in 19th Century England and it is a story about class struggle... and ... er.. .love and it stars, eh... Nicole Kidman, Hugh Grant and it is directed by Kenneth Branagh. WIFE: Sure, I'll go.

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    RossMW
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    You not none of these people who feel agoraphobic when you are not in the dog box..

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    • L Lost User

      ME: Wanna see Guardians of the Galaxy on August 2nd? WIFE: What is it about? ME: Uhhh... it is... uh... it is set in 19th Century England and it is a story about class struggle... and ... er.. .love and it stars, eh... Nicole Kidman, Hugh Grant and it is directed by Kenneth Branagh. WIFE: Sure, I'll go.

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      Joe Woodbury
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      If your wife is smart, she'll just smile and wait. The time will come when she takes you to a movie, taking away all sharp instruments and rope and make you sit through it. Something like Twilight, only worse.

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      • J Joe Woodbury

        If your wife is smart, she'll just smile and wait. The time will come when she takes you to a movie, taking away all sharp instruments and rope and make you sit through it. Something like Twilight, only worse.

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        JimmyRopes
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        Pay back is a bitch. :-D

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        I would agree with you but then we both would be wrong._**
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          MehGerbil wrote:

          August 2nd

          Headlines Aug 3rd A man was brutally slain by his enraged wife when she discovered that he lied to her about the movie being a chick flick. Film at 11.

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          Peace be on his soul!...

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          • L Lost User

            ME: Wanna see Guardians of the Galaxy on August 2nd? WIFE: What is it about? ME: Uhhh... it is... uh... it is set in 19th Century England and it is a story about class struggle... and ... er.. .love and it stars, eh... Nicole Kidman, Hugh Grant and it is directed by Kenneth Branagh. WIFE: Sure, I'll go.

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            JimmyRopes
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            MehGerbil wrote:

            ME: _Uhhh... it is... uh... it is set in 19th Century England and it is a story about class struggle... and ... er.. .love and it stars, eh... Nicole Kidman, Hugh Grant and it is directed by Kenneth Branagh.
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            WIFE: Sure, I'll go.

            You will end up paying for this in many ways. :~ Don't expect an amorous evening when you get home, or for some time after that. :sigh:

            **_Once you lose your pride the rest is easy.

            I would agree with you but then we both would be wrong._**
            The report of my death was an exaggeration - Mark Twain Simply Elegant Designs JimmyRopes Designs
            I'm on-line therefore I am. JimmyRopes

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            • J Joe Woodbury

              If your wife is smart, she'll just smile and wait. The time will come when she takes you to a movie, taking away all sharp instruments and rope and make you sit through it. Something like Twilight, only worse.

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              Lost User
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              That's one of the more useful things you learn in the military: The ability to sleep in any place, position or situation. Bonus points for loud snoring. :-)

              The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
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              • L Lost User

                ME: Wanna see Guardians of the Galaxy on August 2nd? WIFE: What is it about? ME: Uhhh... it is... uh... it is set in 19th Century England and it is a story about class struggle... and ... er.. .love and it stars, eh... Nicole Kidman, Hugh Grant and it is directed by Kenneth Branagh. WIFE: Sure, I'll go.

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                :rose:

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                • L Lost User

                  ME: Wanna see Guardians of the Galaxy on August 2nd? WIFE: What is it about? ME: Uhhh... it is... uh... it is set in 19th Century England and it is a story about class struggle... and ... er.. .love and it stars, eh... Nicole Kidman, Hugh Grant and it is directed by Kenneth Branagh. WIFE: Sure, I'll go.

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                  Post from future: He was a good man. It is sad he chose the wrong path of messing up with wife. :rose:

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                  • L Lost User

                    That's one of the more useful things you learn in the military: The ability to sleep in any place, position or situation. Bonus points for loud snoring. :-)

                    The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
                    I hold an A-7 computer expert classification, Commodore. I'm well acquainted with Dr. Daystrom's theories and discoveries. The basic design of all our ship's computers are JavaScript.

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                    Nagy Vilmos
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                    When I'm tired I can sleep anywhere. Anywhere but bed. :sigh: I have slept in a nightclub - took clients there and they were quite happy with the local seamstresses. Planes I can be out before the safety announcement.

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                    • J JimmyRopes

                      MehGerbil wrote:

                      ME: _Uhhh... it is... uh... it is set in 19th Century England and it is a story about class struggle... and ... er.. .love and it stars, eh... Nicole Kidman, Hugh Grant and it is directed by Kenneth Branagh.
                      _
                      WIFE: Sure, I'll go.

                      You will end up paying for this in many ways. :~ Don't expect an amorous evening when you get home, or for some time after that. :sigh:

                      **_Once you lose your pride the rest is easy.

                      I would agree with you but then we both would be wrong._**
                      The report of my death was an exaggeration - Mark Twain Simply Elegant Designs JimmyRopes Designs
                      I'm on-line therefore I am. JimmyRopes

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                      Lost User
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                      JimmyRopes wrote:

                      Don't expect an amorous evening when you get home

                      Yes, let's all pretend that was a possibility...

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                      • J Joe Woodbury

                        If your wife is smart, she'll just smile and wait. The time will come when she takes you to a movie, taking away all sharp instruments and rope and make you sit through it. Something like Twilight, only worse.

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                        Lost User
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                        Something worse than Twilight? You are in a dark place, my friend.

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                        • L Lost User

                          MehGerbil wrote:

                          August 2nd

                          Headlines Aug 3rd A man was brutally slain by his enraged wife when she discovered that he lied to her about the movie being a chick flick. Film at 11.

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                          Lost User
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                          Oddly enough, that news report sounds more interesting then the movies she drags me to...

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