Movie
-
ME: Wanna see Guardians of the Galaxy on August 2nd? WIFE: What is it about? ME: Uhhh... it is... uh... it is set in 19th Century England and it is a story about class struggle... and ... er.. .love and it stars, eh... Nicole Kidman, Hugh Grant and it is directed by Kenneth Branagh. WIFE: Sure, I'll go.
If your wife is smart, she'll just smile and wait. The time will come when she takes you to a movie, taking away all sharp instruments and rope and make you sit through it. Something like Twilight, only worse.
-
If your wife is smart, she'll just smile and wait. The time will come when she takes you to a movie, taking away all sharp instruments and rope and make you sit through it. Something like Twilight, only worse.
Pay back is a bitch. :-D
**_Once you lose your pride the rest is easy.
I would agree with you but then we both would be wrong._**
The report of my death was an exaggeration - Mark Twain Simply Elegant Designs JimmyRopes Designs
I'm on-line therefore I am. JimmyRopes -
MehGerbil wrote:
August 2nd
Headlines Aug 3rd A man was brutally slain by his enraged wife when she discovered that he lied to her about the movie being a chick flick. Film at 11.
Peace be on his soul!...
My programming get away... The Blog... DirectX for WinRT/C# since 2013! Taking over the world since 1371!
-
ME: Wanna see Guardians of the Galaxy on August 2nd? WIFE: What is it about? ME: Uhhh... it is... uh... it is set in 19th Century England and it is a story about class struggle... and ... er.. .love and it stars, eh... Nicole Kidman, Hugh Grant and it is directed by Kenneth Branagh. WIFE: Sure, I'll go.
MehGerbil wrote:
ME: _Uhhh... it is... uh... it is set in 19th Century England and it is a story about class struggle... and ... er.. .love and it stars, eh... Nicole Kidman, Hugh Grant and it is directed by Kenneth Branagh.
_
WIFE: Sure, I'll go.You will end up paying for this in many ways. :~ Don't expect an amorous evening when you get home, or for some time after that. :sigh:
**_Once you lose your pride the rest is easy.
I would agree with you but then we both would be wrong._**
The report of my death was an exaggeration - Mark Twain Simply Elegant Designs JimmyRopes Designs
I'm on-line therefore I am. JimmyRopes -
If your wife is smart, she'll just smile and wait. The time will come when she takes you to a movie, taking away all sharp instruments and rope and make you sit through it. Something like Twilight, only worse.
That's one of the more useful things you learn in the military: The ability to sleep in any place, position or situation. Bonus points for loud snoring. :-)
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
I hold an A-7 computer expert classification, Commodore. I'm well acquainted with Dr. Daystrom's theories and discoveries. The basic design of all our ship's computers are JavaScript. -
ME: Wanna see Guardians of the Galaxy on August 2nd? WIFE: What is it about? ME: Uhhh... it is... uh... it is set in 19th Century England and it is a story about class struggle... and ... er.. .love and it stars, eh... Nicole Kidman, Hugh Grant and it is directed by Kenneth Branagh. WIFE: Sure, I'll go.
:rose:
Signature construction in progress. Sorry for the inconvenience.
Damn you have the perfect signature - CBadger
-
ME: Wanna see Guardians of the Galaxy on August 2nd? WIFE: What is it about? ME: Uhhh... it is... uh... it is set in 19th Century England and it is a story about class struggle... and ... er.. .love and it stars, eh... Nicole Kidman, Hugh Grant and it is directed by Kenneth Branagh. WIFE: Sure, I'll go.
-
That's one of the more useful things you learn in the military: The ability to sleep in any place, position or situation. Bonus points for loud snoring. :-)
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
I hold an A-7 computer expert classification, Commodore. I'm well acquainted with Dr. Daystrom's theories and discoveries. The basic design of all our ship's computers are JavaScript.When I'm tired I can sleep anywhere. Anywhere but bed. :sigh: I have slept in a nightclub - took clients there and they were quite happy with the local seamstresses. Planes I can be out before the safety announcement.
-
MehGerbil wrote:
ME: _Uhhh... it is... uh... it is set in 19th Century England and it is a story about class struggle... and ... er.. .love and it stars, eh... Nicole Kidman, Hugh Grant and it is directed by Kenneth Branagh.
_
WIFE: Sure, I'll go.You will end up paying for this in many ways. :~ Don't expect an amorous evening when you get home, or for some time after that. :sigh:
**_Once you lose your pride the rest is easy.
I would agree with you but then we both would be wrong._**
The report of my death was an exaggeration - Mark Twain Simply Elegant Designs JimmyRopes Designs
I'm on-line therefore I am. JimmyRopes -
If your wife is smart, she'll just smile and wait. The time will come when she takes you to a movie, taking away all sharp instruments and rope and make you sit through it. Something like Twilight, only worse.
-
MehGerbil wrote:
August 2nd
Headlines Aug 3rd A man was brutally slain by his enraged wife when she discovered that he lied to her about the movie being a chick flick. Film at 11.