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  • C CBadger

    To avoid criticism is really easy when you follow these easy to learn steps... :suss: 7. Say Nothing 1002458. Do Nothing 3.14159265359. Be Nothing :wtf: Easy as that. Same can be followed if you do not want to be trolled, spammed, corrected on something you said/did, or if you do not want to be a target of flaming or anything else :doh: (well for that just do not use the internet and all can be avoided :-\) EDIT: Changed index

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    Agent__007
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    CBadger wrote:

    if you do not want to be a target of flaming

    Do NOT start your list with index 1. :laugh:

    Whether I think I can, or think I can't, I am always bloody right!

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    • C CBadger

      To avoid criticism is really easy when you follow these easy to learn steps... :suss: 7. Say Nothing 1002458. Do Nothing 3.14159265359. Be Nothing :wtf: Easy as that. Same can be followed if you do not want to be trolled, spammed, corrected on something you said/did, or if you do not want to be a target of flaming or anything else :doh: (well for that just do not use the internet and all can be avoided :-\) EDIT: Changed index

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      Bergholt Stuttley Johnson
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      I completely disagree, and think your a Nazi for even suggesting this

      You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

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      • C CBadger

        To avoid criticism is really easy when you follow these easy to learn steps... :suss: 7. Say Nothing 1002458. Do Nothing 3.14159265359. Be Nothing :wtf: Easy as that. Same can be followed if you do not want to be trolled, spammed, corrected on something you said/did, or if you do not want to be a target of flaming or anything else :doh: (well for that just do not use the internet and all can be avoided :-\) EDIT: Changed index

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        Karen Mitchelle
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        You really wanted to be criticized, aren't you? :-\ Yes, that is easy. 1. Say Nothing. 2. Do Nothing. Even if you are hungry, you have to do nothing. Even breathing. And then, 3. Be Nothing will follow. You'll be dead. You are nothing. This version is the hard one. 1. Say Nothing. Quite easy. Just say "Nothing" 2. Do Nothing. How and when will this end? 3. Be Nothing. Go get you BC and try to change your name to "Nothing". There! You are "Nothing". :-\ (Don't mind me here. I'm just trying to amuse myself after some unexpected occurrences. :sigh: )

        Don't mind those people who say you're not HOT. At least you know you're COOL. I'm not afraid of falling, I'm afraid of the sudden stop at the end of the fall! - Richard Andrew x64

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        • B Bergholt Stuttley Johnson

          I completely disagree, and think your a Nazi for even suggesting this

          You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

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          CBadger
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          I agree. One like for you Captain America :thumbsup:

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          • A Agent__007

            CBadger wrote:

            if you do not want to be a target of flaming

            Do NOT start your list with index 1. :laugh:

            Whether I think I can, or think I can't, I am always bloody right!

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            CBadger
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            Then Watch this Who said anything about an index starting at 1? :confused:

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            • B Bergholt Stuttley Johnson

              I completely disagree, and think your a Nazi for even suggesting this

              You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

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              StM0n
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              This days "Godwin's law"-Achievement goes to you ;)

              (yes|no|maybe)*

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                This days "Godwin's law"-Achievement goes to you ;)

                (yes|no|maybe)*

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                Bergholt Stuttley Johnson
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                yet I got away with the "your" instead of "you're" so I win

                You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

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                • B Bergholt Stuttley Johnson

                  yet I got away with the "your" instead of "you're" so I win

                  You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

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                  StM0n
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                  :laugh: ;)

                  (yes|no|maybe)*

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                  • K Karen Mitchelle

                    You really wanted to be criticized, aren't you? :-\ Yes, that is easy. 1. Say Nothing. 2. Do Nothing. Even if you are hungry, you have to do nothing. Even breathing. And then, 3. Be Nothing will follow. You'll be dead. You are nothing. This version is the hard one. 1. Say Nothing. Quite easy. Just say "Nothing" 2. Do Nothing. How and when will this end? 3. Be Nothing. Go get you BC and try to change your name to "Nothing". There! You are "Nothing". :-\ (Don't mind me here. I'm just trying to amuse myself after some unexpected occurrences. :sigh: )

                    Don't mind those people who say you're not HOT. At least you know you're COOL. I'm not afraid of falling, I'm afraid of the sudden stop at the end of the fall! - Richard Andrew x64

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                    CBadger
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                    Karen Mitchelle wrote:

                    1. Say Nothing. Quite easy. Just say "Nothing"
                    2. Do Nothing. How and when will this end?
                    3. Be Nothing. Go get you BC and try to change your name to "Nothing". There! You are "Nothing".

                    Indexes are all wrong! ;P I said "Nothing" of such so Saying nothing means that you said nothing but did say something to say nothing so nothing was said when nothing needed to be said. Doing nothing only really ever counts as doing nothing when your boss/Parent scolds you for not doing what is expected (Although you are doing something so you are not doing nothing in doing something that has nothing to do with what is expected so you are doing nothing in not doing nothing) Be nothing has nothing to do with your (screen)name so I am something that is nothing because in being nothing I am something but I am nothing in being something. :confused: Did I bring a coat?

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                    • B Bergholt Stuttley Johnson

                      I completely disagree, and think your a Nazi for even suggesting this

                      You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

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                      Keith Barrow
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                      Sir, I bow down to you. This post wins on so many levels it is unreal. I think there should be a corollary to Godwin's law - anyone who has invoked Godwin's law against a post obviously designed to invoke Godwin's law has automatically lost the argument.

                      Alberto Brandolini:

                      The amount of energy necessary to refute bullshit is an order of magnitude bigger than to produce it.

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                      • C CBadger

                        Then Watch this Who said anything about an index starting at 1? :confused:

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                        Agent__007
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                        Oh, that was so sweet! But you just can't get away with "[Modified]" flag in your post-title, can you? :laugh:

                        Whether I think I can, or think I can't, I am always bloody right!

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                        • A Agent__007

                          Oh, that was so sweet! But you just can't get away with "[Modified]" flag in your post-title, can you? :laugh:

                          Whether I think I can, or think I can't, I am always bloody right!

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                          CBadger
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                          I wish I could... I did however put a EDIT tag in :-O

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                          • K Keith Barrow

                            Sir, I bow down to you. This post wins on so many levels it is unreal. I think there should be a corollary to Godwin's law - anyone who has invoked Godwin's law against a post obviously designed to invoke Godwin's law has automatically lost the argument.

                            Alberto Brandolini:

                            The amount of energy necessary to refute bullshit is an order of magnitude bigger than to produce it.

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                            Forogar
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                            We could call it "Barrow's Corollary".

                            - I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.

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                            • F Forogar

                              We could call it "Barrow's Corollary".

                              - I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.

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                              Keith Barrow
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                              I'm far too humble for that :-\

                              Alberto Brandolini:

                              The amount of energy necessary to refute bullshit is an order of magnitude bigger than to produce it.

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                              • A Agent__007

                                CBadger wrote:

                                if you do not want to be a target of flaming

                                Do NOT start your list with index 1. :laugh:

                                Whether I think I can, or think I can't, I am always bloody right!

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                                AccessDeveloper
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                                Except when you're wrong as there is no one perfect. The way to perfection is to always blame others for your mistakes.

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                                • K Keith Barrow

                                  I'm far too humble for that :-\

                                  Alberto Brandolini:

                                  The amount of energy necessary to refute bullshit is an order of magnitude bigger than to produce it.

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                                  Forogar
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                                  Humble! Humble? Bah, no-one is humbler than I! I am the humblest person on the planet, so there!

                                  - I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.

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