Very good advice for internet users...
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To avoid criticism is really easy when you follow these easy to learn steps... :suss: 7. Say Nothing 1002458. Do Nothing 3.14159265359. Be Nothing :wtf: Easy as that. Same can be followed if you do not want to be trolled, spammed, corrected on something you said/did, or if you do not want to be a target of flaming or anything else :doh: (well for that just do not use the internet and all can be avoided :-\) EDIT: Changed index
»»» Loading Signature «««· · · Please Wait · · ·:badger: :badger: :badger:You really wanted to be criticized, aren't you? :-\ Yes, that is easy. 1. Say Nothing. 2. Do Nothing. Even if you are hungry, you have to do nothing. Even breathing. And then, 3. Be Nothing will follow. You'll be dead. You are nothing. This version is the hard one. 1. Say Nothing. Quite easy. Just say "Nothing" 2. Do Nothing. How and when will this end? 3. Be Nothing. Go get you BC and try to change your name to "Nothing". There! You are "Nothing". :-\ (Don't mind me here. I'm just trying to amuse myself after some unexpected occurrences. :sigh: )
Don't mind those people who say you're not HOT. At least you know you're COOL. I'm not afraid of falling, I'm afraid of the sudden stop at the end of the fall! - Richard Andrew x64
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I completely disagree, and think your a Nazi for even suggesting this
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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CBadger wrote:
if you do not want to be a target of flaming
Do NOT start your list with index 1. :laugh:
Whether I think I can, or think I can't, I am always bloody right!
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I completely disagree, and think your a Nazi for even suggesting this
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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yet I got away with the "your" instead of "you're" so I win
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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yet I got away with the "your" instead of "you're" so I win
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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You really wanted to be criticized, aren't you? :-\ Yes, that is easy. 1. Say Nothing. 2. Do Nothing. Even if you are hungry, you have to do nothing. Even breathing. And then, 3. Be Nothing will follow. You'll be dead. You are nothing. This version is the hard one. 1. Say Nothing. Quite easy. Just say "Nothing" 2. Do Nothing. How and when will this end? 3. Be Nothing. Go get you BC and try to change your name to "Nothing". There! You are "Nothing". :-\ (Don't mind me here. I'm just trying to amuse myself after some unexpected occurrences. :sigh: )
Don't mind those people who say you're not HOT. At least you know you're COOL. I'm not afraid of falling, I'm afraid of the sudden stop at the end of the fall! - Richard Andrew x64
Karen Mitchelle wrote:
1. Say Nothing. Quite easy. Just say "Nothing"
2. Do Nothing. How and when will this end?
3. Be Nothing. Go get you BC and try to change your name to "Nothing". There! You are "Nothing".Indexes are all wrong! ;P I said "Nothing" of such so Saying nothing means that you said nothing but did say something to say nothing so nothing was said when nothing needed to be said. Doing nothing only really ever counts as doing nothing when your boss/Parent scolds you for not doing what is expected (Although you are doing something so you are not doing nothing in doing something that has nothing to do with what is expected so you are doing nothing in not doing nothing) Be nothing has nothing to do with your (screen)name so I am something that is nothing because in being nothing I am something but I am nothing in being something. :confused: Did I bring a coat?
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I completely disagree, and think your a Nazi for even suggesting this
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
Sir, I bow down to you. This post wins on so many levels it is unreal. I think there should be a corollary to Godwin's law - anyone who has invoked Godwin's law against a post obviously designed to invoke Godwin's law has automatically lost the argument.
Alberto Brandolini:
The amount of energy necessary to refute bullshit is an order of magnitude bigger than to produce it.
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Then Watch this Who said anything about an index starting at 1? :confused:
»»» Loading Signature «««· · · Please Wait · · ·:badger: :badger: :badger:Oh, that was so sweet! But you just can't get away with "[Modified]" flag in your post-title, can you? :laugh:
Whether I think I can, or think I can't, I am always bloody right!
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Oh, that was so sweet! But you just can't get away with "[Modified]" flag in your post-title, can you? :laugh:
Whether I think I can, or think I can't, I am always bloody right!
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Sir, I bow down to you. This post wins on so many levels it is unreal. I think there should be a corollary to Godwin's law - anyone who has invoked Godwin's law against a post obviously designed to invoke Godwin's law has automatically lost the argument.
Alberto Brandolini:
The amount of energy necessary to refute bullshit is an order of magnitude bigger than to produce it.
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We could call it "Barrow's Corollary".
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
I'm far too humble for that :-\
Alberto Brandolini:
The amount of energy necessary to refute bullshit is an order of magnitude bigger than to produce it.
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CBadger wrote:
if you do not want to be a target of flaming
Do NOT start your list with index 1. :laugh:
Whether I think I can, or think I can't, I am always bloody right!
Except when you're wrong as there is no one perfect. The way to perfection is to always blame others for your mistakes.
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I'm far too humble for that :-\
Alberto Brandolini:
The amount of energy necessary to refute bullshit is an order of magnitude bigger than to produce it.