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  • R R Giskard Reventlov

    I have some DIY you could do...

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    ZurdoDev
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    mark merrens wrote:

    I have some DIY you could do

    Kind of defeats the purpose. ;)

    There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.

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      If by 'some coding projects' you mean, 'let's go fishing for a week or so', count me in!

      "the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment "Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst

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      PIEBALDconsult
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      More likely to catch something while spending a week in Las Vegas.

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        mark merrens wrote:

        I have some DIY you could do

        Kind of defeats the purpose. ;)

        There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.

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        PIEBALDconsult
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        Do It Myself would be DIM.

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        • P PIEBALDconsult

          Do It Myself would be DIM.

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          ZurdoDev
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          Dimwitted. I like Mark's idea of getting someone else to do it. :cool:

          There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.

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            Do It Myself would be DIM.

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            Jeremy Falcon
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            PIEBALDconsult wrote:

            Do It Myself would be DIM.

            Why stop there: **DIMWITS** Do It Myself While I Trick Someone.

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            • J Jeremy Falcon

              Dennis E White wrote:

              wonder what I should do at home with all this free time??

              Get a tan. Find a mistress. Learn something new. Find a mistress. Reconnect with old friends. Find a mistress. Take a vacation. Find a mistress. Go on a movie marathon. Find a mistress. Spend time outdoors. Find a mistress.

              Jeremy Falcon

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              charlieg
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              So, what you're really saying is to drink beer. :)

              Charlie Gilley Stuck in a dysfunctional matrix from which I must escape... "Where liberty dwells, there is my country." B. Franklin, 1783 “They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759

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                So, what you're really saying is to drink beer. :)

                Charlie Gilley Stuck in a dysfunctional matrix from which I must escape... "Where liberty dwells, there is my country." B. Franklin, 1783 “They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759

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                Jeremy Falcon
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                Drink beer with a mistress. Good idea!

                Jeremy Falcon

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                • D Dennis E White

                  accruing too much leave time and now I am forced to take some time off. wonder what I should do at home with all this free time?? I think I have some coding projects at home that I need to work on. :cool:

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                  Go see if you still have a real life? :) Take a break man you got all the time in the world to code!

                  Have you ever just looked at someone and knew the wheel was turning but the hamster was dead? Trying to understand the behavior of some people is like trying to smell the color 9.

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                  • J Jeremy Falcon

                    Drink beer with a mistress. Good idea!

                    Jeremy Falcon

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                    charlieg
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                    doh! Should have seen that one on the way

                    Charlie Gilley Stuck in a dysfunctional matrix from which I must escape... "Where liberty dwells, there is my country." B. Franklin, 1783 “They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759

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                    • J Jeremy Falcon

                      Dennis E White wrote:

                      wonder what I should do at home with all this free time??

                      Get a tan. Find a mistress. Learn something new. Find a mistress. Reconnect with old friends. Find a mistress. Take a vacation. Find a mistress. Go on a movie marathon. Find a mistress. Spend time outdoors. Find a mistress.

                      Jeremy Falcon

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                      charlieg
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                      The only problem I see with this approach is when the 6 mistresses meet...

                      Charlie Gilley Stuck in a dysfunctional matrix from which I must escape... "Where liberty dwells, there is my country." B. Franklin, 1783 “They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759

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                      • P PIEBALDconsult

                        More likely to catch something while spending a week in Las Vegas.

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                        jeron1
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                        True, but it's the whole being broke and hungover bit afterward that kills it for me.

                        "the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment "Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst

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                        • D Dennis E White

                          accruing too much leave time and now I am forced to take some time off. wonder what I should do at home with all this free time?? I think I have some coding projects at home that I need to work on. :cool:

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                          Christian Graus
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                          What other job has people say 'Time off, I think I'll do my job at home' ?

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                            What other job has people say 'Time off, I think I'll do my job at home' ?

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                            Jeremy Falcon
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                            Christian Graus wrote:

                            What other job has people say 'Time off, I think I'll do my job at home' ?

                            A prostitute married to a rich old guy. Hey, you asked.

                            Jeremy Falcon

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                              Christian Graus wrote:

                              What other job has people say 'Time off, I think I'll do my job at home' ?

                              A prostitute married to a rich old guy. Hey, you asked.

                              Jeremy Falcon

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                              Christian Graus
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                              IF she's married to a rich guy, why is she working ?

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                                IF she's married to a rich guy, why is she working ?

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                                Jeremy Falcon
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                                Hey, don't ruin my comment with logic.

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                                • J Jeremy Falcon

                                  Hey, don't ruin my comment with logic.

                                  Jeremy Falcon

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                                  Christian Graus
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                                  Sorry - that's what I do :)

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                                    Sorry - that's what I do :)

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                                    Jeremy Falcon
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                                    :-D

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                                    • J Jeremy Falcon

                                      Dennis E White wrote:

                                      wonder what I should do at home with all this free time??

                                      Get a tan. Find a mistress. Learn something new. Find a mistress. Reconnect with old friends. Find a mistress. Take a vacation. Find a mistress. Go on a movie marathon. Find a mistress. Spend time outdoors. Find a mistress.

                                      Jeremy Falcon

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                                      Dennis E White
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                                      Jeremy Falcon wrote:

                                      Find a mistress.

                                      I can see the trouble follows that when mistress is discovered by wife. :doh:

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