The Hard Life
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Do It Myself would be DIM.
PIEBALDconsult wrote:
Do It Myself would be DIM.
Why stop there:
**DIMWITS** Do It Myself While I Trick Someone.Jeremy Falcon
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Dennis E White wrote:
wonder what I should do at home with all this free time??
Get a tan. Find a mistress. Learn something new. Find a mistress. Reconnect with old friends. Find a mistress. Take a vacation. Find a mistress. Go on a movie marathon. Find a mistress. Spend time outdoors. Find a mistress.
Jeremy Falcon
So, what you're really saying is to drink beer. :)
Charlie Gilley Stuck in a dysfunctional matrix from which I must escape... "Where liberty dwells, there is my country." B. Franklin, 1783 “They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759
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So, what you're really saying is to drink beer. :)
Charlie Gilley Stuck in a dysfunctional matrix from which I must escape... "Where liberty dwells, there is my country." B. Franklin, 1783 “They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759
Drink beer with a mistress. Good idea!
Jeremy Falcon
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accruing too much leave time and now I am forced to take some time off. wonder what I should do at home with all this free time?? I think I have some coding projects at home that I need to work on. :cool:
Go see if you still have a real life? :) Take a break man you got all the time in the world to code!
Have you ever just looked at someone and knew the wheel was turning but the hamster was dead? Trying to understand the behavior of some people is like trying to smell the color 9.
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Drink beer with a mistress. Good idea!
Jeremy Falcon
doh! Should have seen that one on the way
Charlie Gilley Stuck in a dysfunctional matrix from which I must escape... "Where liberty dwells, there is my country." B. Franklin, 1783 “They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759
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Dennis E White wrote:
wonder what I should do at home with all this free time??
Get a tan. Find a mistress. Learn something new. Find a mistress. Reconnect with old friends. Find a mistress. Take a vacation. Find a mistress. Go on a movie marathon. Find a mistress. Spend time outdoors. Find a mistress.
Jeremy Falcon
The only problem I see with this approach is when the 6 mistresses meet...
Charlie Gilley Stuck in a dysfunctional matrix from which I must escape... "Where liberty dwells, there is my country." B. Franklin, 1783 “They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759
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More likely to catch something while spending a week in Las Vegas.
True, but it's the whole being broke and hungover bit afterward that kills it for me.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment "Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
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accruing too much leave time and now I am forced to take some time off. wonder what I should do at home with all this free time?? I think I have some coding projects at home that I need to work on. :cool:
What other job has people say 'Time off, I think I'll do my job at home' ?
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What other job has people say 'Time off, I think I'll do my job at home' ?
Christian Graus wrote:
What other job has people say 'Time off, I think I'll do my job at home' ?
A prostitute married to a rich old guy. Hey, you asked.
Jeremy Falcon
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Christian Graus wrote:
What other job has people say 'Time off, I think I'll do my job at home' ?
A prostitute married to a rich old guy. Hey, you asked.
Jeremy Falcon
IF she's married to a rich guy, why is she working ?
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IF she's married to a rich guy, why is she working ?
Hey, don't ruin my comment with logic.
Jeremy Falcon
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Hey, don't ruin my comment with logic.
Jeremy Falcon
Sorry - that's what I do :)
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Sorry - that's what I do :)
:-D
Jeremy Falcon
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Dennis E White wrote:
wonder what I should do at home with all this free time??
Get a tan. Find a mistress. Learn something new. Find a mistress. Reconnect with old friends. Find a mistress. Take a vacation. Find a mistress. Go on a movie marathon. Find a mistress. Spend time outdoors. Find a mistress.
Jeremy Falcon
Jeremy Falcon wrote:
Find a mistress.
I can see the trouble follows that when mistress is discovered by wife. :doh:
