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  • Z ZurdoDev

    I was making fun by the way. ;P

    There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.

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    ColborneGreg
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    Ok, did you learn anything, or do you want to go back to being a kid and attempting to make fun of people?

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    • Z ZurdoDev

      I was making fun by the way. ;P

      There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.

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      Pete OHanlon
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      You were mistaking him for someone with a sense of humour.

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      • C ColborneGreg

        Ok, did you learn anything, or do you want to go back to being a kid and attempting to make fun of people?

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        ZurdoDev
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        ColborneGreg wrote:

        did you learn anything

        Not yet. Still wondering why in the heck you care so much about what the next version of windows is called or will be called. :confused:

        There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.

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        • P Pete OHanlon

          Shhhh. Satya Nadella is talking to us. I mean, how can we doubt the guy who runs Microsoft?

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          Here is what windows 9 is to look like, you'll notice it looks nothing like the threshold previews. http://www.pctipp.ch/fileadmin/media/bilder/artikelbilder/ubuntu_virtual_desktop_neowin.jpg[^]

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          • Z ZurdoDev

            ColborneGreg wrote:

            did you learn anything

            Not yet. Still wondering why in the heck you care so much about what the next version of windows is called or will be called. :confused:

            There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.

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            ColborneGreg
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            Makes programmers out to be tabloids

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            • P Pete OHanlon

              No. That's Windows Broken you're thinking of. Drivel is Office. Let's not forget that Visual Studio is Bloat and Windows Phone is Death Spiral. There, I hope that clears up any confusion.

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              ColborneGreg
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              If your opinion about a product is biased towards a company, you'll never be able to grasp truth.

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              • C ColborneGreg

                If your opinion about a product is biased towards a company, you'll never be able to grasp truth.

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                Pete OHanlon
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                Getting this stuff out of fortune cookies?

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                • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                  Oh gawd! Not this drivel again... :sigh:

                  You looking for sympathy? You'll find it in the dictionary, between sympathomimetic and sympatric (Page 1788, if it helps)

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                  Lost User
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                  Thanks. I could not care less since they came with WEight and will not waste any more time with Mickeysoft and their ideas.

                  The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
                  I hold an A-7 computer expert classification, Commodore. I'm well acquainted with Dr. Daystrom's theories and discoveries. The basic design of all our ship's computers are JavaScript.

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                  • P Pete OHanlon

                    No. That's Windows Broken you're thinking of. Drivel is Office. Let's not forget that Visual Studio is Bloat and Windows Phone is Death Spiral. There, I hope that clears up any confusion.

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                    S Houghtelin
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                    Oops! My mistake, the Drivel Ribbon is in Office. Hope they don't bring back the driveling paperclip. :-D

                    It was broke, so I fixed it.

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                    • P Pete OHanlon

                      Getting this stuff out of fortune cookies?

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                      ColborneGreg
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                      I know how to make fortune cookies... does that count?

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                      • F Forogar

                        The problem with rodent infestations is that you can never be completely rid of them. A bit like Windows 9, and Moon Landing deniers.

                        - I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.

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                        Joe Woodbury
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                        You insult rodents. More like cockroaches or herpes.

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                        • C ColborneGreg

                          Windows Threshold and Windows 9 are two separate products. Threshold which has been dubbed 9 while it never been officially called such is due to be the next update for Windows 8.

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                          Seriously, whatever MS is paying you to do marketing for them, it's too much.

                          I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                          • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                            "Windows Drivel" - that's the one with the Ribbon, isn't it? ;)

                            You looking for sympathy? You'll find it in the dictionary, between sympathomimetic and sympatric (Page 1788, if it helps)

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                            Nagy Vilmos
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                            I would have thought a bib would be more suitable

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                            • C ColborneGreg

                              If your opinion about a product is biased towards a company, you'll never be able to grasp truth.

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                              Nagy Vilmos
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                              Because Pete knows nothing about Microsoft...

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                              • N Nagy Vilmos

                                Because Pete knows nothing about Microsoft...

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                                Pete OHanlon
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                                :laugh: I'm well known for knowing nothing about Microsoft.

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                                • N Nagy Vilmos

                                  I would have thought a bib would be more suitable

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                                  OriginalGriff
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                                  No, that was for win 8: Fisher-Price Windows, or Windows for Dribble.

                                  You looking for sympathy? You'll find it in the dictionary, between sympathomimetic and sympatric (Page 1788, if it helps)

                                  "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                                  "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                                  • C ColborneGreg

                                    Windows Threshold and Windows 9 are two separate products. Threshold which has been dubbed 9 while it never been officially called such is due to be the next update for Windows 8.

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                                    Bergholt Stuttley Johnson
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                                    I thought everyone knew that the next version of windows was called Windows ine and was to be released on the n'th iteration giving Windows N'ine but the ' key has been removed from all MS pcs I got this directly from Bill Gates* *(our postman not that American guy)

                                    You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

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                                    • S S Houghtelin

                                      Oops! My mistake, the Drivel Ribbon is in Office. Hope they don't bring back the driveling paperclip. :-D

                                      It was broke, so I fixed it.

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                                      Klaus Werner Konrad
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                                      Well - Clippy IS back - sort of ... clickety[^]

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                                      • J Joe Woodbury

                                        You insult rodents. More like cockroaches or herpes.

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                                        Forogar
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                                        Yes. My apologies to rodents. You are right; more like a cockroach with Herpes!

                                        - I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.

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