Windows Future
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Getting this stuff out of fortune cookies?
I know how to make fortune cookies... does that count?
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The problem with rodent infestations is that you can never be completely rid of them. A bit like Windows 9, and Moon Landing deniers.
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
You insult rodents. More like cockroaches or herpes.
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Windows Threshold and Windows 9 are two separate products. Threshold which has been dubbed 9 while it never been officially called such is due to be the next update for Windows 8.
Seriously, whatever MS is paying you to do marketing for them, it's too much.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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"Windows Drivel" - that's the one with the Ribbon, isn't it? ;)
You looking for sympathy? You'll find it in the dictionary, between sympathomimetic and sympatric (Page 1788, if it helps)
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If your opinion about a product is biased towards a company, you'll never be able to grasp truth.
Because Pete knows nothing about Microsoft...
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Because Pete knows nothing about Microsoft...
:laugh: I'm well known for knowing nothing about Microsoft.
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I would have thought a bib would be more suitable
No, that was for win 8: Fisher-Price Windows, or Windows for Dribble.
You looking for sympathy? You'll find it in the dictionary, between sympathomimetic and sympatric (Page 1788, if it helps)
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Windows Threshold and Windows 9 are two separate products. Threshold which has been dubbed 9 while it never been officially called such is due to be the next update for Windows 8.
I thought everyone knew that the next version of windows was called Windows ine and was to be released on the n'th iteration giving Windows N'ine but the ' key has been removed from all MS pcs I got this directly from Bill Gates* *(our postman not that American guy)
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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Oops! My mistake, the Drivel Ribbon is in Office. Hope they don't bring back the driveling paperclip. :-D
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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You insult rodents. More like cockroaches or herpes.
