Oh Noes! I'll have to give up making doughnuts!
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What a bunch of prannies![^] So now we have to worry about getting asthma from flour, do we? Never mind the millions of gallons of diesel fuel pumped into our precious air by Mail readers, every month, it's making bread and cake that causes asthma. But they forgot to mention that you can burn yourself on ovens and cut your fingers with knives! Best to stay out of the kitchen altogether. Just drive to supermarkets in diesel cars to buy TV dinners, and install a microwave between the tropical fish tank and the PVC-clad bar in the living room.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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What a bunch of prannies![^] So now we have to worry about getting asthma from flour, do we? Never mind the millions of gallons of diesel fuel pumped into our precious air by Mail readers, every month, it's making bread and cake that causes asthma. But they forgot to mention that you can burn yourself on ovens and cut your fingers with knives! Best to stay out of the kitchen altogether. Just drive to supermarkets in diesel cars to buy TV dinners, and install a microwave between the tropical fish tank and the PVC-clad bar in the living room.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
Mark_Wallace wrote:
Just drive to supermarkets in diesel hybrid cars to buy vegan TV dinners, and install a microwave between the tropical fish tank and the PVC-clad bar eat it cold in the living room.
Fishtanks have water in - toddlers could drown. Plus they use precious energy to heat the water. Microwaves are dangerous. Why else would it be so difficult to get your head in one and turn it on? And alcohol is fun, so it should be banned.
You looking for sympathy? You'll find it in the dictionary, between sympathomimetic and sympatric (Page 1788, if it helps)
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Mark_Wallace wrote:
Just drive to supermarkets in diesel hybrid cars to buy vegan TV dinners, and install a microwave between the tropical fish tank and the PVC-clad bar eat it cold in the living room.
Fishtanks have water in - toddlers could drown. Plus they use precious energy to heat the water. Microwaves are dangerous. Why else would it be so difficult to get your head in one and turn it on? And alcohol is fun, so it should be banned.
You looking for sympathy? You'll find it in the dictionary, between sympathomimetic and sympatric (Page 1788, if it helps)
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What a bunch of prannies![^] So now we have to worry about getting asthma from flour, do we? Never mind the millions of gallons of diesel fuel pumped into our precious air by Mail readers, every month, it's making bread and cake that causes asthma. But they forgot to mention that you can burn yourself on ovens and cut your fingers with knives! Best to stay out of the kitchen altogether. Just drive to supermarkets in diesel cars to buy TV dinners, and install a microwave between the tropical fish tank and the PVC-clad bar in the living room.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
Quite amusing, indeed. Why not take the Japanese (or simply Oriental) solution and wear a surgical mask when baking? ;)
Almost, but not quite, entirely unlike... me...
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Are you offering to help him out, if he doesn't have enough?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Quite amusing, indeed. Why not take the Japanese (or simply Oriental) solution and wear a surgical mask when baking? ;)
Almost, but not quite, entirely unlike... me...
Chefs wear masks in China because, for some unknown reason, the Chinese think it's unhygienic to have people breathing and dribbling on your food. It also makes spitting on food a more complicated operation, which is definitely unfair to Chinese catering staff, and must waste a lot of their time. Anyway, I've watched bake-off, so I know that it's perfectly OK to blow on food that other people have to eat.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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What a bunch of prannies![^] So now we have to worry about getting asthma from flour, do we? Never mind the millions of gallons of diesel fuel pumped into our precious air by Mail readers, every month, it's making bread and cake that causes asthma. But they forgot to mention that you can burn yourself on ovens and cut your fingers with knives! Best to stay out of the kitchen altogether. Just drive to supermarkets in diesel cars to buy TV dinners, and install a microwave between the tropical fish tank and the PVC-clad bar in the living room.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
Easy way to tell if there's too much flour dust in the air: light a match. If the kitchen explodes, there was too much dust.
We won't sit down. We won't shut up. We won't go quietly away. YouTube and My Mu[sic], Films and Windows Programs, etc.
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Easy way to tell if there's too much flour dust in the air: light a match. If the kitchen explodes, there was too much dust.
We won't sit down. We won't shut up. We won't go quietly away. YouTube and My Mu[sic], Films and Windows Programs, etc.
Or just the right amount, if you were making a flambe.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
