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    So I'm dying to go to the loo - but it's occupied. Been occupied for hours - and I can hear the rustle of a newspaper in the stall. Bastard. So I shut off the light and ran! I'm in so much trouble if I get caught - if the guy's muscles are as big as his dumps.

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    _Damian S_
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    Duck around to my place and grab one of the joe blakes... Drop it over the stall and vamoose!!

    Quad skating his way through the world since the early 80's... Booger Mobile - My bright green 1964 Ford Falcon - check out the blog here!! | If you feel generous - make a donation to Camp Quality!!

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      Duck around to my place and grab one of the joe blakes... Drop it over the stall and vamoose!!

      Quad skating his way through the world since the early 80's... Booger Mobile - My bright green 1964 Ford Falcon - check out the blog here!! | If you feel generous - make a donation to Camp Quality!!

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      Lost User
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      I'm not touching your snake ...

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      • L Lost User

        So I'm dying to go to the loo - but it's occupied. Been occupied for hours - and I can hear the rustle of a newspaper in the stall. Bastard. So I shut off the light and ran! I'm in so much trouble if I get caught - if the guy's muscles are as big as his dumps.

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        R Giskard Reventlov
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        Turn the light back on, punk. [^]

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        • L Lost User

          I'm not touching your snake ...

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          _Damian S_
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          That's not what you said last night!!

          Quad skating his way through the world since the early 80's... Booger Mobile - My bright green 1964 Ford Falcon - check out the blog here!! | If you feel generous - make a donation to Camp Quality!!

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            That's not what you said last night!!

            Quad skating his way through the world since the early 80's... Booger Mobile - My bright green 1964 Ford Falcon - check out the blog here!! | If you feel generous - make a donation to Camp Quality!!

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            note To Self. Dn't drink coffee while reading CP posts. Just had to wipe down the screen!

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            • L Lost User

              note To Self. Dn't drink coffee while reading CP posts. Just had to wipe down the screen!

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              _Damian S_
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              :-\

              Quad skating his way through the world since the early 80's... Booger Mobile - My bright green 1964 Ford Falcon - check out the blog here!! | If you feel generous - make a donation to Camp Quality!!

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                Turn the light back on, punk. [^]

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                Clint! with the right font that can be quite insulting - but I don't give a flick

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                • L Lost User

                  So I'm dying to go to the loo - but it's occupied. Been occupied for hours - and I can hear the rustle of a newspaper in the stall. Bastard. So I shut off the light and ran! I'm in so much trouble if I get caught - if the guy's muscles are as big as his dumps.

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                  Slacker007
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                  Thank you. I needed a good laugh. :thumbsup:

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                  • L Lost User

                    So I'm dying to go to the loo - but it's occupied. Been occupied for hours - and I can hear the rustle of a newspaper in the stall. Bastard. So I shut off the light and ran! I'm in so much trouble if I get caught - if the guy's muscles are as big as his dumps.

                    PooperPig - Coming Soon

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                    Steve Mayfield
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                    If he has big muscles, he's probably just looking at the photos :laugh:

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                    • L Lost User

                      So I'm dying to go to the loo - but it's occupied. Been occupied for hours - and I can hear the rustle of a newspaper in the stall. Bastard. So I shut off the light and ran! I'm in so much trouble if I get caught - if the guy's muscles are as big as his dumps.

                      PooperPig - Coming Soon

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                      Asgard25
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                      Could this have been you ? :laugh: ^^

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                      • L Lost User

                        So I'm dying to go to the loo - but it's occupied. Been occupied for hours - and I can hear the rustle of a newspaper in the stall. Bastard. So I shut off the light and ran! I'm in so much trouble if I get caught - if the guy's muscles are as big as his dumps.

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                        Rage
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                        Exactly what I need in the morning : a good piece of poetry.

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                        I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus Entropy isn't what it used to.

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                        • L Lost User

                          So I'm dying to go to the loo - but it's occupied. Been occupied for hours - and I can hear the rustle of a newspaper in the stall. Bastard. So I shut off the light and ran! I'm in so much trouble if I get caught - if the guy's muscles are as big as his dumps.

                          PooperPig - Coming Soon

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                          CBadger
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                          _Maxxx_ wrote:

                          I can hear the rustle of a newspaper in the stall.

                          Might be he is "reading" the sun? :rolleyes:

                          _Maxxx_ wrote:

                          if the guy's muscles are as big as his dumps.

                          I would fear his one arm's muscle he gets from "reading" those pictures in the "newspaper" :|

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