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    So I'm dying to go to the loo - but it's occupied. Been occupied for hours - and I can hear the rustle of a newspaper in the stall. Bastard. So I shut off the light and ran! I'm in so much trouble if I get caught - if the guy's muscles are as big as his dumps.

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    R Giskard Reventlov
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    Turn the light back on, punk. [^]

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      I'm not touching your snake ...

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      That's not what you said last night!!

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        That's not what you said last night!!

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        note To Self. Dn't drink coffee while reading CP posts. Just had to wipe down the screen!

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          note To Self. Dn't drink coffee while reading CP posts. Just had to wipe down the screen!

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          :-\

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            Turn the light back on, punk. [^]

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            Clint! with the right font that can be quite insulting - but I don't give a flick

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            • L Lost User

              So I'm dying to go to the loo - but it's occupied. Been occupied for hours - and I can hear the rustle of a newspaper in the stall. Bastard. So I shut off the light and ran! I'm in so much trouble if I get caught - if the guy's muscles are as big as his dumps.

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              Slacker007
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              Thank you. I needed a good laugh. :thumbsup:

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              • L Lost User

                So I'm dying to go to the loo - but it's occupied. Been occupied for hours - and I can hear the rustle of a newspaper in the stall. Bastard. So I shut off the light and ran! I'm in so much trouble if I get caught - if the guy's muscles are as big as his dumps.

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                Steve Mayfield
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                If he has big muscles, he's probably just looking at the photos :laugh:

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                • L Lost User

                  So I'm dying to go to the loo - but it's occupied. Been occupied for hours - and I can hear the rustle of a newspaper in the stall. Bastard. So I shut off the light and ran! I'm in so much trouble if I get caught - if the guy's muscles are as big as his dumps.

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                  Asgard25
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                  Could this have been you ? :laugh: ^^

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                  • L Lost User

                    So I'm dying to go to the loo - but it's occupied. Been occupied for hours - and I can hear the rustle of a newspaper in the stall. Bastard. So I shut off the light and ran! I'm in so much trouble if I get caught - if the guy's muscles are as big as his dumps.

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                    Rage
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                    Exactly what I need in the morning : a good piece of poetry.

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                    • L Lost User

                      So I'm dying to go to the loo - but it's occupied. Been occupied for hours - and I can hear the rustle of a newspaper in the stall. Bastard. So I shut off the light and ran! I'm in so much trouble if I get caught - if the guy's muscles are as big as his dumps.

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                      CBadger
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                      _Maxxx_ wrote:

                      I can hear the rustle of a newspaper in the stall.

                      Might be he is "reading" the sun? :rolleyes:

                      _Maxxx_ wrote:

                      if the guy's muscles are as big as his dumps.

                      I would fear his one arm's muscle he gets from "reading" those pictures in the "newspaper" :|

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