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There are times when I shouldn't tell people "I'm in computers"

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  • M M dHatter

    Quote:

    "I'm in computers"

    How do you fit in a computer?

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    Richard Andrew x64
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    M@dHatter wrote:

    How do you fit in a computer?

    The same way all those people fit inside my TV!

    The difficult we do right away... ...the impossible takes slightly longer.

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    • Richard Andrew x64R Richard Andrew x64

      M@dHatter wrote:

      How do you fit in a computer?

      The same way all those people fit inside my TV!

      The difficult we do right away... ...the impossible takes slightly longer.

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      Lost User
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      Richard Andrew x64 wrote:

      all those people fit inside my TV!

      I thought they were dancing

      PooperPig - Coming Soon

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      • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

        Some friends have just spent two weeks in their static caravan in Tenby (a sea-side town in Wales) and they came round tonight to catch up. All good fun until...it turns out he dropped his phone in the sea while loading the boat, can I get his pictures back for him? Well, I'll try - where's the phone? At the bottom of Tenby harbour. :doh:

        Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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        Nueman
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        OriginalGriff wrote:

        Well, I'll try

        Don't post about it. Get going, man! Where's your diving gear?

        What we got here is a failure to communicate

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        • D DaveX86

          Doesn't iCloud automagically sync the 'Camera Roll' folder?...that's why so many naked pix of celebrities wound up on the net?...maybe you could check his iTunes?...just a thought...not an Apple expert...

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          Mark_Wallace
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          DaveX86 wrote:

          Doesn't iCloud automagically sync the 'Camera Roll' folder?

          Yes, unless you go the trouble of finding out how to make it stop, apple copies all your personal stuff to its servers, for sale to the NSA and any lower bidders (not yet proven). Savvy, intelligent users switch it off as quickly as possible.

          DaveX86 wrote:

          that's why so many naked pix of celebrities wound up on the net

          Did you miss where I said savvy and intelligent?

          I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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          • M Mark_Wallace

            DaveX86 wrote:

            Doesn't iCloud automagically sync the 'Camera Roll' folder?

            Yes, unless you go the trouble of finding out how to make it stop, apple copies all your personal stuff to its servers, for sale to the NSA and any lower bidders (not yet proven). Savvy, intelligent users switch it off as quickly as possible.

            DaveX86 wrote:

            that's why so many naked pix of celebrities wound up on the net

            Did you miss where I said savvy and intelligent?

            I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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            DaveX86
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            Well, I was just suggesting to the OP that he might suggest to his friend to log onto his iCloud to see if the NSA Apple made a backup of his pix :) I got an iPod 5th Gen for XMas last year...been taking pix...dunno if they got synced to iCloud, I haven't disabled anything...never logged into iCloud to check :omg: ...don't think anyone cares about pix of my cat or the birdies in the back yard though :-\

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            • Kornfeld Eliyahu PeterK Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter

              All he has to do is to wait until the phone synchronizes with his Google/iTune account... :laugh:

              I'm not questioning your powers of observation; I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is. (V)

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              Bergholt Stuttley Johnson
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              what and flood google/iTunes with Tenby sea water! on second thoughts

              You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

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              • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                Some friends have just spent two weeks in their static caravan in Tenby (a sea-side town in Wales) and they came round tonight to catch up. All good fun until...it turns out he dropped his phone in the sea while loading the boat, can I get his pictures back for him? Well, I'll try - where's the phone? At the bottom of Tenby harbour. :doh:

                Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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                Ygnaiih
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                Low those many years ago people could not understand why I could not upgrade their $5K computer to run windows. I have shown one of my friends copy and paste 3 times and he will ask again and again say that it is brand new to him. He has a masters degree from an accredited university. I think I'm going to start telling people I am a file clerk.

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                • D DaveX86

                  Well, I was just suggesting to the OP that he might suggest to his friend to log onto his iCloud to see if the NSA Apple made a backup of his pix :) I got an iPod 5th Gen for XMas last year...been taking pix...dunno if they got synced to iCloud, I haven't disabled anything...never logged into iCloud to check :omg: ...don't think anyone cares about pix of my cat or the birdies in the back yard though :-\

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                  Herbie Mountjoy
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                  Tell him to phone NSA.

                  I may not last forever but the mess I leave behind certainly will.

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                  • D DaveX86

                    Doesn't iCloud automagically sync the 'Camera Roll' folder?...that's why so many naked pix of celebrities wound up on the net?...maybe you could check his iTunes?...just a thought...not an Apple expert...

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                    Fabio Franco
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                    He never said it was an iPhone... Anyways, if it was a Windows Phone it would automatically sync to skydrive as well.

                    To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems - Homer Simpson ---- Our heads are round so our thoughts can change direction - Francis Picabia

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                    • M M dHatter

                      Quote:

                      "I'm in computers"

                      How do you fit in a computer?

                                     .'\\   /\`.
                                   .'.-.\`-'.-.\`.
                              ...\_:   .-. .-.   :\_...
                            .'    '-.(o ) (o ).-'    \`.
                           :  \_    \_ \_\`~(\_)~\`\_ \_    \_  :
                          :  /:   ' .-=\_   \_=-. \`   ;\\  :
                          :   :|-..\_  '     \`  \_..-|:   :
                           :   \`:| |\`:-:-.-:-:'| |:'   :
                            \`.   \`.| | | | | | |.'   .'
                              \`.   \`-:\_| | |\_:-'   .'
                                \`-.\_   \`\`\`\`    \_.-'
                                    \`\`-------'/xml>
                      
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                      BrainiacV
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                      Obviously he programs big iron. :laugh:

                      Psychosis at 10 Film at 11 Those who do not remember the past, are doomed to repeat it. Those who do not remember the past, cannot build upon it.

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                      • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                        Some friends have just spent two weeks in their static caravan in Tenby (a sea-side town in Wales) and they came round tonight to catch up. All good fun until...it turns out he dropped his phone in the sea while loading the boat, can I get his pictures back for him? Well, I'll try - where's the phone? At the bottom of Tenby harbour. :doh:

                        Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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                        _WinBase_
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                        Best I had was when someone asked me in all seriousness "You're a computer programmer Bob, do you think you can fix my toaster?". errrr would that be running the .NET framework then?

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                        • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                          Some friends have just spent two weeks in their static caravan in Tenby (a sea-side town in Wales) and they came round tonight to catch up. All good fun until...it turns out he dropped his phone in the sea while loading the boat, can I get his pictures back for him? Well, I'll try - where's the phone? At the bottom of Tenby harbour. :doh:

                          Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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                          bkebamc
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                          Oh, Oh, oh!!!! App opportunity! An icon to turn on auto-sync when you're on vacation!

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                          • B bkebamc

                            Oh, Oh, oh!!!! App opportunity! An icon to turn on auto-sync when you're on vacation!

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                            bkebamc
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                            And follow on feature: to turn off auto-sync when taking naked selfies!

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                            • B bkebamc

                              Oh, Oh, oh!!!! App opportunity! An icon to turn on auto-sync when you're on vacation!

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                              OriginalGriff
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                              And a second app to run the first automatically for when you forget! :laugh:

                              Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

                              "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                              "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                              • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                                And a second app to run the first automatically for when you forget! :laugh:

                                Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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                                bkebamc
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                                It could be done! Use location services to determine when you've entered a "tourist trap". And if we can remove red-eye, I'm sure an OS-level "nipple notification" wouldn't be too hard to add to the photo app!

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                                • B bkebamc

                                  It could be done! Use location services to determine when you've entered a "tourist trap". And if we can remove red-eye, I'm sure an OS-level "nipple notification" wouldn't be too hard to add to the photo app!

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                                  OriginalGriff
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                                  Is it too late to volunteer for the job of app testing monitor?

                                  Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

                                  "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                                  "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                                  • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                                    Some friends have just spent two weeks in their static caravan in Tenby (a sea-side town in Wales) and they came round tonight to catch up. All good fun until...it turns out he dropped his phone in the sea while loading the boat, can I get his pictures back for him? Well, I'll try - where's the phone? At the bottom of Tenby harbour. :doh:

                                    Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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                                    Member_5893260
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                                    You got off easy... imagine if he'd been able to retrieve it...

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                                    • Y Ygnaiih

                                      Low those many years ago people could not understand why I could not upgrade their $5K computer to run windows. I have shown one of my friends copy and paste 3 times and he will ask again and again say that it is brand new to him. He has a masters degree from an accredited university. I think I'm going to start telling people I am a file clerk.

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                                      Member_5893260
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                                      One of my friends knows someone who can't remember how to load Word from one day to the next, and had to call him every day until he finally hit on making a large JPEG which was a list of instructions of what to do, and making that the screen background on the guy's computer. I pointed out that it wouldn't have taken much more time to set the guy's feet into a block of concrete and dump him into the ocean... after all, it's not as though anyone would miss him... but apparently, that sort of comment was uncalled-for, and don't I have any empathy? Hmmm... apparently not...

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                                      • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                                        Some friends have just spent two weeks in their static caravan in Tenby (a sea-side town in Wales) and they came round tonight to catch up. All good fun until...it turns out he dropped his phone in the sea while loading the boat, can I get his pictures back for him? Well, I'll try - where's the phone? At the bottom of Tenby harbour. :doh:

                                        Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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                                        ptmaker
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                                        Know how you feel on this one.. Friend: So what do you do for a living? Me: R&D Software engineer Friend: Awesome. You are good with computers! My computer is complaining about the hard-drive and makes weird noises when I try to turn it on. But no problem you can get all of my files right? Thinking to myself: Ok.. In reality if the hard-drive isn't completely dead I probably could get the files if I used up the last of what little free time I have to work on your computer for free.... Sarcasm: "I should totally do this!!" Then if you say no they get mad at you or offended.

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                                        • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                                          Some friends have just spent two weeks in their static caravan in Tenby (a sea-side town in Wales) and they came round tonight to catch up. All good fun until...it turns out he dropped his phone in the sea while loading the boat, can I get his pictures back for him? Well, I'll try - where's the phone? At the bottom of Tenby harbour. :doh:

                                          Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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                                          RandyWester
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                                          Hopefully Tenby is still there, and still gets enough daylight for photos.

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