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  • D Dalek Dave

    And lo it came to pass that it layeth down and left this world. Unmourned and yet, once loved, it has slipped it's moorings and sailed into the great hereafter of digital heaven... Clickity[^] I used to use it all the time, but that was 30 years ago, and now, it is no more.

    --------------------------------- Obscurum per obscurius. Ad astra per alas porci. Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur.

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    Corporal Agarn
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    Personally I liked Quattro[^].

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    • D Dalek Dave

      And lo it came to pass that it layeth down and left this world. Unmourned and yet, once loved, it has slipped it's moorings and sailed into the great hereafter of digital heaven... Clickity[^] I used to use it all the time, but that was 30 years ago, and now, it is no more.

      --------------------------------- Obscurum per obscurius. Ad astra per alas porci. Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur.

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      Mike Hankey
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      Finally!

      New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.0 Beta Have you ever just looked at someone and knew the wheel was turning but the hamster was dead? Trying to understand the behavior of some people is like trying to smell the color 9. I'm not crazy, my reality is just different than yours!

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      • D Dalek Dave

        And lo it came to pass that it layeth down and left this world. Unmourned and yet, once loved, it has slipped it's moorings and sailed into the great hereafter of digital heaven... Clickity[^] I used to use it all the time, but that was 30 years ago, and now, it is no more.

        --------------------------------- Obscurum per obscurius. Ad astra per alas porci. Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur.

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        PhilLenoir
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        Many years ago tried to hack the 1-2-3 installation security (a friend had the install media, but had used up all his permitted installs) in DOS Debug. I gave up when: The install media was 5" floppy discs and there was a hole punched in the disc and the install program looked for a read error at that location. I tried to bypass the code that detected the read error and found that the program was writing to a block of memory that turned out to be the an interrupt handler and the code then explicitly called the interrupt handler! This was way before it got to the point of checking the number of installs. Memories < sigh/>

        Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.

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        • J Jorgen Andersson

          Now I'm eagerly awaiting news on the death of Lotus Notes.

          Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello[^]

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          Mark_Wallace
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          The people who make lotus notes are of the type who would be torturers if they hadn't gone into programming. The mass-murderer-types created SAP.

          I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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          • M Mark_Wallace

            The people who make lotus notes are of the type who would be torturers if they hadn't gone into programming. The mass-murderer-types created SAP.

            I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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            Jorgen Andersson
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            What about Excel? Must be created by accountants.

            Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello[^]

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            • J Jorgen Andersson

              What about Excel? Must be created by accountants.

              Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello[^]

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              Mark_Wallace
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              One of the things that worries me most in this world is that Excel is actually a very good tool that does its job extremely well. Its problem is that people try use this very good tool for the wrong purposes.

              I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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              • M Mark_Wallace

                One of the things that worries me most in this world is that Excel is actually a very good tool that does its job extremely well. Its problem is that people try use this very good tool for the wrong purposes.

                I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                Jorgen Andersson
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                Sounds exactly like accountants to me.

                Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello[^]

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                • J Jorgen Andersson

                  What about Excel? Must be created by accountants.

                  Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello[^]

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                  Member 10707677
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                  It was initially created by engineers, then obfuscated by accountants. (Anybody besides myself remember Microsoft Works? Excel started as Works XL.)

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                  • M Mark_Wallace

                    One of the things that worries me most in this world is that Excel is actually a very good tool that does its job extremely well. Its problem is that people try use this very good tool for the wrong purposes.

                    I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                    Mark_Wallace wrote:

                    One of the things that worries me most in this world is that Excel is actually a very good tool that does its job extremely well.
                     
                    Its problem is that people try use this very good tool for the wrong purposes.

                    :thumbsup:

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                    • J Jorgen Andersson

                      Sounds exactly like accountants to me.

                      Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello[^]

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                      Mark_Wallace
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                      Yes, accountants seem to think it's their function to make money and fiddle taxes, whereas in reality they're a cost centre that is supposed to simply count all the beans, and leave the making of products (and thereby profits) to production people.

                      I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                      • M Mark_Wallace

                        Yes, accountants seem to think it's their function to make money and fiddle taxes, whereas in reality they're a cost centre that is supposed to simply count all the beans, and leave the making of products (and thereby profits) to production people.

                        I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                        MarkTJohnson
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                        My problem with accounting is that all of their reports show zero at the end. How can you tell how much money you've made if everything always adds up to zero?

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