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    Nagy Vilmos
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    I just got a great "job you might be interested in" e-mail based on a profile match.

    www.technojobs.co.uk[^]:

    The Nuclear Decommissioning Authority are looking for a new Head of Portfolio Management Office to join their team. While they are not a large organisation, they have a huge remit. They operate at a high level on significant scale projects with multi-sector stakeholders including senior government figures. The programmes themselves are carried out by a number of specialist subsidiary companies.

    What does the hive mind think? Would this be a good job for me? :-D

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      I just got a great "job you might be interested in" e-mail based on a profile match.

      www.technojobs.co.uk[^]:

      The Nuclear Decommissioning Authority are looking for a new Head of Portfolio Management Office to join their team. While they are not a large organisation, they have a huge remit. They operate at a high level on significant scale projects with multi-sector stakeholders including senior government figures. The programmes themselves are carried out by a number of specialist subsidiary companies.

      What does the hive mind think? Would this be a good job for me? :-D

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      Duncan Edwards Jones
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      "What could possibly go wrong?" (That is how every meeting will start :-) )

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        "What could possibly go wrong?" (That is how every meeting will start :-) )

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        I expect the "fall out" will be massive.

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          "What could possibly go wrong?" (That is how every meeting will start :-) )

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          RUs123
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          The NSFW version of that is usualy: "Hold my beer while i..." :-D

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            "What could possibly go wrong?" (That is how every meeting will start :-) )

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            Nagy Vilmos
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            If I get an interview, should I wear my Homer Simpson tie?

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              If I get an interview, should I wear my Homer Simpson tie?

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              And a big box of donuts.

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                And a big box of donuts.

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                Nagy Vilmos
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                :-D I have just been putting on some dough to make some dognuts for tonight.

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                  :-D I have just been putting on some dough to make some dognuts for tonight.

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                  Mmmmmm doooonuuuuts *drools* :-D

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                    I just got a great "job you might be interested in" e-mail based on a profile match.

                    www.technojobs.co.uk[^]:

                    The Nuclear Decommissioning Authority are looking for a new Head of Portfolio Management Office to join their team. While they are not a large organisation, they have a huge remit. They operate at a high level on significant scale projects with multi-sector stakeholders including senior government figures. The programmes themselves are carried out by a number of specialist subsidiary companies.

                    What does the hive mind think? Would this be a good job for me? :-D

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                    Typical Management Guy wrote:

                    operate at a high level on significant scale projects with multi-sector stakeholders

                    Are they sure they're trying to hire someone? Sounds more like they're after investors.

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                      :-D I have just been putting on some dough to make some dognuts for tonight.

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                      Nagy Vilmos wrote:

                      some dognuts

                      Is that because you lick them yourself?

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                        Nagy Vilmos wrote:

                        some dognuts

                        Is that because you lick them yourself?

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                        Nagy Vilmos
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                        Once you get my dognuts in your mouth, you just want more. :nomnomnom: [at what point does the KSS rule kick in?]

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                          Once you get my dognuts in your mouth, you just want more. :nomnomnom: [at what point does the KSS rule kick in?]

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                          Whoops I didn't even notice - in my post it should have been doughnuts(not donuts D'oh), I choose to believe that they are better than the dog's bollocks. I am not testing this theory however :-D

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                            I just got a great "job you might be interested in" e-mail based on a profile match.

                            www.technojobs.co.uk[^]:

                            The Nuclear Decommissioning Authority are looking for a new Head of Portfolio Management Office to join their team. While they are not a large organisation, they have a huge remit. They operate at a high level on significant scale projects with multi-sector stakeholders including senior government figures. The programmes themselves are carried out by a number of specialist subsidiary companies.

                            What does the hive mind think? Would this be a good job for me? :-D

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                            Nagy Vilmos wrote:

                            including senior government figures

                            Who knows, you might make it into government before Dave.

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                              Nagy Vilmos wrote:

                              including senior government figures

                              Who knows, you might make it into government before Dave.

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                              Slacker007 wrote:

                              you might make it into government before Dave.

                              Are the States taking political refugees from the UK at the moment? I might need to apply soon. :(

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                                Slacker007 wrote:

                                you might make it into government before Dave.

                                Are the States taking political refugees from the UK at the moment? I might need to apply soon. :(

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                                Jorgen Andersson
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                                Does Piers Morgan count?

                                Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello[^]

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                                  Does Piers Morgan count?

                                  Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello[^]

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                                  chriselst
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                                  You don't need the first word. Or an oh in the last. The answer would be yes.

                                  Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.

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                                    Does Piers Morgan count?

                                    Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello[^]

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                                    Nagy Vilmos
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                                    Only to 3. But he needs help for the last two.

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                                      I just got a great "job you might be interested in" e-mail based on a profile match.

                                      www.technojobs.co.uk[^]:

                                      The Nuclear Decommissioning Authority are looking for a new Head of Portfolio Management Office to join their team. While they are not a large organisation, they have a huge remit. They operate at a high level on significant scale projects with multi-sector stakeholders including senior government figures. The programmes themselves are carried out by a number of specialist subsidiary companies.

                                      What does the hive mind think? Would this be a good job for me? :-D

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                                      PhilLenoir
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                                      How does that relate to the Nuclear Power Authority from 20 years ago? If it's the same crowd, you might run into some Excel code I did there then that calculated radiation form waste piles (nested integration by parts!)

                                      Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.

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                                        I just got a great "job you might be interested in" e-mail based on a profile match.

                                        www.technojobs.co.uk[^]:

                                        The Nuclear Decommissioning Authority are looking for a new Head of Portfolio Management Office to join their team. While they are not a large organisation, they have a huge remit. They operate at a high level on significant scale projects with multi-sector stakeholders including senior government figures. The programmes themselves are carried out by a number of specialist subsidiary companies.

                                        What does the hive mind think? Would this be a good job for me? :-D

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                                        Mike Hankey
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                                        They call me Homer...Homer Simpson!

                                        New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.0 Beta Have you ever just looked at someone and knew the wheel was turning but the hamster was dead? Trying to understand the behavior of some people is like trying to smell the color 9. I'm not crazy, my reality is just different than yours! Not my circus not my monkey's!

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                                          I just got a great "job you might be interested in" e-mail based on a profile match.

                                          www.technojobs.co.uk[^]:

                                          The Nuclear Decommissioning Authority are looking for a new Head of Portfolio Management Office to join their team. While they are not a large organisation, they have a huge remit. They operate at a high level on significant scale projects with multi-sector stakeholders including senior government figures. The programmes themselves are carried out by a number of specialist subsidiary companies.

                                          What does the hive mind think? Would this be a good job for me? :-D

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                                          Nagy's reply to said offer:

                                          Dear Sirs It would be my great privilege and pleasure to remit my tokens of worth for the venerable Nuclear Decommissioning Authority. My documents are large and obsequious, and will likely require the review of several high-level operatives working in tandem to see the full extent of my perfect meeting of their requirements. The scope of my high-level significance is not to be underestimated, and multi-sector figureheads will doubtless glow in the knowledge that such an ideal candidate as myself has been selected for the task of heading Portfolio Management to a large and small scale. Sincerely, your most humble Nagy

                                          Or something like that...

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