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    ... Roaring fires, malt beer, ripe meat off the bone. Well, my oven will have to do, but I do have a nice big steak and some (soon) fried potatoes. And some malt beer. Have not drunk that stuff since I was little. Grandma always gave me some when the men were drinking beer :-)

    The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
    This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a fucking golf cart.
    "I don't know, extraterrestrial?" "You mean like from space?" "No, from Canada."

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      ... Roaring fires, malt beer, ripe meat off the bone. Well, my oven will have to do, but I do have a nice big steak and some (soon) fried potatoes. And some malt beer. Have not drunk that stuff since I was little. Grandma always gave me some when the men were drinking beer :-)

      The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
      This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a fucking golf cart.
      "I don't know, extraterrestrial?" "You mean like from space?" "No, from Canada."

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      Nareesh1
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      Dwarves are differently taller

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        ... Roaring fires, malt beer, ripe meat off the bone. Well, my oven will have to do, but I do have a nice big steak and some (soon) fried potatoes. And some malt beer. Have not drunk that stuff since I was little. Grandma always gave me some when the men were drinking beer :-)

        The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
        This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a fucking golf cart.
        "I don't know, extraterrestrial?" "You mean like from space?" "No, from Canada."

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        Bert Mitton
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        Upvote for the title. :)

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          ... Roaring fires, malt beer, ripe meat off the bone. Well, my oven will have to do, but I do have a nice big steak and some (soon) fried potatoes. And some malt beer. Have not drunk that stuff since I was little. Grandma always gave me some when the men were drinking beer :-)

          The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
          This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a fucking golf cart.
          "I don't know, extraterrestrial?" "You mean like from space?" "No, from Canada."

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          Mike Hankey
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          At my first real programming job I worked 2 weeks on a C project, got a printout and then when I went to copy I copied the wrong direction and wiped everything out. Luckily I had a current printout but still took me a while to get back to where I was. Lesson learned...frequent backups.

          New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.0 There's a fine line between crazy and free spirited and it's usually a prescription. I'm currently unsupervised, I know it freaks me out too but the possibilities are endless.

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            Upvote for the title. :)

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            Nothing is more important than a good meal when coming home from work on a monday. And after that, I may go sneaking around a little in Skyrim. Hint My character has a bow and pointy ears.

            The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
            This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a fucking golf cart.
            "I don't know, extraterrestrial?" "You mean like from space?" "No, from Canada."

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              At my first real programming job I worked 2 weeks on a C project, got a printout and then when I went to copy I copied the wrong direction and wiped everything out. Luckily I had a current printout but still took me a while to get back to where I was. Lesson learned...frequent backups.

              New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.0 There's a fine line between crazy and free spirited and it's usually a prescription. I'm currently unsupervised, I know it freaks me out too but the possibilities are endless.

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              Wow. I will be polite and pretend to know what you are talking about. :-) Edit: One upvote for being maximally off topic and for a good backup strategy.

              The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
              This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a fucking golf cart.
              "I don't know, extraterrestrial?" "You mean like from space?" "No, from Canada."

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                At my first real programming job I worked 2 weeks on a C project, got a printout and then when I went to copy I copied the wrong direction and wiped everything out. Luckily I had a current printout but still took me a while to get back to where I was. Lesson learned...frequent backups.

                New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.0 There's a fine line between crazy and free spirited and it's usually a prescription. I'm currently unsupervised, I know it freaks me out too but the possibilities are endless.

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                You are a zen master.

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                  You are a zen master.

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                  Mike Hankey
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                  In those days I was a mere grasshopper. :)

                  New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.0 There's a fine line between crazy and free spirited and it's usually a prescription. I'm currently unsupervised, I know it freaks me out too but the possibilities are endless.

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                    Wow. I will be polite and pretend to know what you are talking about. :-) Edit: One upvote for being maximally off topic and for a good backup strategy.

                    The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
                    This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a fucking golf cart.
                    "I don't know, extraterrestrial?" "You mean like from space?" "No, from Canada."

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                    Mike Hankey
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                    Opps meant for this to go on the message blow this concerning the bricked controller. Hmmm working on a SPI class and guess wasn't paying enough attention to what I was doing.

                    New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.0 There's a fine line between crazy and free spirited and it's usually a prescription. I'm currently unsupervised, I know it freaks me out too but the possibilities are endless.

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                      Nothing is more important than a good meal when coming home from work on a monday. And after that, I may go sneaking around a little in Skyrim. Hint My character has a bow and pointy ears.

                      The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
                      This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a fucking golf cart.
                      "I don't know, extraterrestrial?" "You mean like from space?" "No, from Canada."

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                      den2k88
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                      You too? I restarted just yesterday as a Bosmer Archer! :-D

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                        You too? I restarted just yesterday as a Bosmer Archer! :-D

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                        High Elf :-) I just love it when some Nord rants about the damn Talmor and what a true sone of Skyrim (like me) should do about them. Still, it's always a pleasure to show those poor excuses for Elves what a real Elf can do with a bow. :-)

                        The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
                        This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a fucking golf cart.
                        "I don't know, extraterrestrial?" "You mean like from space?" "No, from Canada."

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                          Opps meant for this to go on the message blow this concerning the bricked controller. Hmmm working on a SPI class and guess wasn't paying enough attention to what I was doing.

                          New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.0 There's a fine line between crazy and free spirited and it's usually a prescription. I'm currently unsupervised, I know it freaks me out too but the possibilities are endless.

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                          PhilLenoir
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                          Phew, I thought I'd deciphered part of the girl/owl/bus stand joke and it had affected my brain. X| Turns out it was Mike that had! :wtf: Listen to sombre music Mike before it's too late.

                          Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.

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                            Phew, I thought I'd deciphered part of the girl/owl/bus stand joke and it had affected my brain. X| Turns out it was Mike that had! :wtf: Listen to sombre music Mike before it's too late.

                            Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.

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                            Mike Hankey
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                            PhilLenoir wrote:

                            Listen to sombre music Mike before it's too late.

                            Nah it's already to late for me Phil. :) Listening to Pink Floyd's new CD, that could be another reason I messed up.

                            New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.0 There's a fine line between crazy and free spirited and it's usually a prescription. I'm currently unsupervised, I know it freaks me out too but the possibilities are endless.

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                              High Elf :-) I just love it when some Nord rants about the damn Talmor and what a true sone of Skyrim (like me) should do about them. Still, it's always a pleasure to show those poor excuses for Elves what a real Elf can do with a bow. :-)

                              The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
                              This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a fucking golf cart.
                              "I don't know, extraterrestrial?" "You mean like from space?" "No, from Canada."

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                              den2k88
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                              This is one of my rare gameplays in which I set aside destruction magic to go with something more consistent :D Still some bits of Enchantment and Conjuration help a lot.

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                                This is one of my rare gameplays in which I set aside destruction magic to go with something more consistent :D Still some bits of Enchantment and Conjuration help a lot.

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                                See to it that you take that skill to stun your enemies at Archery 100. It's great when a more dangerous enemy becomes a pushover. Literally. Bonus points if he falls over the edge of a cliff :-)

                                The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
                                This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a fucking golf cart.
                                "I don't know, extraterrestrial?" "You mean like from space?" "No, from Canada."

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                                  See to it that you take that skill to stun your enemies at Archery 100. It's great when a more dangerous enemy becomes a pushover. Literally. Bonus points if he falls over the edge of a cliff :-)

                                  The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
                                  This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a fucking golf cart.
                                  "I don't know, extraterrestrial?" "You mean like from space?" "No, from Canada."

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                                  RedDk
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                                  Hah! Cliff Smiley (the one in the hat) Rod Pyle (therapist incognito) http://xkcd.com/954/[^]

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