JOTD
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When he was a kitten, he did. Often. Pervasively. And usually just as you'd settled down in bed... The size of the smell outdid the size of the cat by several orders of magnitude!
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Eat meat exclusively for a few days and then let a jury vote on the quality of the smells you produce.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a fucking golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?" "You mean like from space?" "No, from Canada." -
Eat meat exclusively for a few days and then let a jury vote on the quality of the smells you produce.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a fucking golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?" "You mean like from space?" "No, from Canada."Now where the heck am I going to find volunteers for that little test? :laugh:
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"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt -
Now where the heck am I going to find volunteers for that little test? :laugh:
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Sheep? (the one do not want to smell is going to be the next meat on your plate)
Skipper: We'll fix it. Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this? Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Sorry that's codswallop as the Mrs can fart like the rest of us.
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians. Help end the violence EAT BACON
Indeed. I'm far too lazy to oppress anybody and hate it when some harebrain identifies every fart (literally) as part of our master plan. By the way, do you know when the next secret meeting of the oppressive brotherhood is?
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a fucking golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?" "You mean like from space?" "No, from Canada." -
Indeed. I'm far too lazy to oppress anybody and hate it when some harebrain identifies every fart (literally) as part of our master plan. By the way, do you know when the next secret meeting of the oppressive brotherhood is?
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a fucking golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?" "You mean like from space?" "No, from Canada."Tuesday, at 18:00. Usual place.
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Tuesday, at 18:00. Usual place.
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Tuesday, at 18:00.
Well, that's not when my wife told me it was!
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
Forogar wrote:
when my wife
Which may be because she belongs to the Oppressive Sisters. Do you have to wear any disguise when you go to those meetings?
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a fucking golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?" "You mean like from space?" "No, from Canada." -
Tuesday, at 18:00. Usual place.
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I will be there.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a fucking golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?" "You mean like from space?" "No, from Canada." -
Tuesday, at 18:00. Usual place.
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who turn is it to bring the finger foods?
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians. Help end the violence EAT BACON
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who turn is it to bring the finger foods?
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians. Help end the violence EAT BACON
Yours! And please, remember to remove the nails this time... X|
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“By farting louder the man is using passive aggressive violence to position himself as dominant, this intimidates the woman to subconsciously not release as much flatulence and thus the woman fearing for her safety doesn’t fart as loud as a sign of submissiveness, this in turn contributes to ... women being oppressed.” - Ashleigh Ingle (University of Toronto)
It seems that the depth of tastelessness' bottom, and the shallowness of content, that Lounge posts probe will never discover any ultimate nadir, or zenith. For which, we do not give thanks, but indifference.
«OOP to me means only messaging, local retention and protection and hiding of state-process, and extreme late-binding of all things. » Alan Kay's clarification on what he meant by the term "Object" in "Object-Oriented Programming."
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“By farting louder the man is using passive aggressive violence to position himself as dominant, this intimidates the woman to subconsciously not release as much flatulence and thus the woman fearing for her safety doesn’t fart as loud as a sign of submissiveness, this in turn contributes to ... women being oppressed.” - Ashleigh Ingle (University of Toronto)
Dear God. It's one thing to make jokes about misogyny, but it's another thing entirely to be a misogynistic joke. She's got a phud in Physics, too. What is the world coming to when someone like that doesn't know better?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
