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  • L Lost User

    Eat meat exclusively for a few days and then let a jury vote on the quality of the smells you produce.

    The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
    This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a fucking golf cart.
    "I don't know, extraterrestrial?" "You mean like from space?" "No, from Canada."

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    OriginalGriff
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    Now where the heck am I going to find volunteers for that little test? :laugh:

    Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

    "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
    "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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    • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

      Now where the heck am I going to find volunteers for that little test? :laugh:

      Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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      Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter
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      Sheep? (the one do not want to smell is going to be the next meat on your plate)

      Skipper: We'll fix it. Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this? Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.

      "It never ceases to amaze me that a spacecraft launched in 1977 can be fixed remotely from Earth." ― Brian Cox

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      • S Simon_Whale

        Sorry that's codswallop as the Mrs can fart like the rest of us.

        Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians. Help end the violence EAT BACON

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        Lost User
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        Indeed. I'm far too lazy to oppress anybody and hate it when some harebrain identifies every fart (literally) as part of our master plan. By the way, do you know when the next secret meeting of the oppressive brotherhood is?

        The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
        This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a fucking golf cart.
        "I don't know, extraterrestrial?" "You mean like from space?" "No, from Canada."

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        • L Lost User

          Indeed. I'm far too lazy to oppress anybody and hate it when some harebrain identifies every fart (literally) as part of our master plan. By the way, do you know when the next secret meeting of the oppressive brotherhood is?

          The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
          This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a fucking golf cart.
          "I don't know, extraterrestrial?" "You mean like from space?" "No, from Canada."

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          OriginalGriff
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          Tuesday, at 18:00. Usual place.

          Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

          "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
          "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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            Tuesday, at 18:00. Usual place.

            Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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            Forogar
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            Quote:

            Tuesday, at 18:00.

            Well, that's not when my wife told me it was!

            - I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.

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              Quote:

              Tuesday, at 18:00.

              Well, that's not when my wife told me it was!

              - I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.

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              Lost User
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              Forogar wrote:

              when my wife

              Which may be because she belongs to the Oppressive Sisters. Do you have to wear any disguise when you go to those meetings?

              The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
              This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a fucking golf cart.
              "I don't know, extraterrestrial?" "You mean like from space?" "No, from Canada."

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              • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                Tuesday, at 18:00. Usual place.

                Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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                Lost User
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                I will be there.

                The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
                This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a fucking golf cart.
                "I don't know, extraterrestrial?" "You mean like from space?" "No, from Canada."

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                • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                  Tuesday, at 18:00. Usual place.

                  Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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                  Simon_Whale
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                  who turn is it to bring the finger foods?

                  Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians. Help end the violence EAT BACON

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                  • S Simon_Whale

                    who turn is it to bring the finger foods?

                    Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians. Help end the violence EAT BACON

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                    OriginalGriff
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                    #18

                    Yours! And please, remember to remove the nails this time... X|

                    Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

                    "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                    "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                    • N Nareesh1

                      “By farting louder the man is using passive aggressive violence to position himself as dominant, this intimidates the woman to subconsciously not release as much flatulence and thus the woman fearing for her safety doesn’t fart as loud as a sign of submissiveness, this in turn contributes to ... women being oppressed.” - Ashleigh Ingle (University of Toronto)

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                      BillWoodruff
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                      It seems that the depth of tastelessness' bottom, and the shallowness of content, that Lounge posts probe will never discover any ultimate nadir, or zenith. For which, we do not give thanks, but indifference.

                      «OOP to me means only messaging, local retention and protection and hiding of state-process, and extreme late-binding of all things. »  Alan Kay's clarification on what he meant by the term "Object" in "Object-Oriented Programming."

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                      • N Nareesh1

                        “By farting louder the man is using passive aggressive violence to position himself as dominant, this intimidates the woman to subconsciously not release as much flatulence and thus the woman fearing for her safety doesn’t fart as loud as a sign of submissiveness, this in turn contributes to ... women being oppressed.” - Ashleigh Ingle (University of Toronto)

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                        Mark_Wallace
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                        Dear God. It's one thing to make jokes about misogyny, but it's another thing entirely to be a misogynistic joke. She's got a phud in Physics, too. What is the world coming to when someone like that doesn't know better?

                        I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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