What if Programming Languages Were Weapons..?

[Ajit Hegde]

http://9gag.com/gag/anXEbe0[^] :laugh: :confused: :laugh:

[Slacker007]

What does that say about the donkey, though? I'm and ass for using C#? :)

[Munchies_Matt]

They missed assembler.

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[Jorgen Andersson]

It's a rock. A very efficient weapon, but you need to build a trebuchet to use it.

Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello (√-shit)2

[OriginalGriff]

Assembler is where you have to throw the bullets really, really hard and hope for the best... :laugh:

Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

[OriginalGriff]

Ah - but VB is the Trebouchet! Made of cheese, admittedly, and thrown together from differently designed catapults found on the internet, all held together with spit and sticky tape.

Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

[Munchies_Matt]

It would have to be a block of steel, a milling machine, and a lathe. You could make any weapon you wanted, but it would take 2 years of training to get to know the machinery, and then 2 years to make a weapon. :)

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[HobbyProggy]

what would this[^] be?

if(this.signature != "") { MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature); } else { MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found"); }

[Nagy Vilmos]

A stick of TNT and no way to throw it

[HobbyProggy]

You need to be like v this[^] SFW

if(this.signature != "") { MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature); } else { MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found"); }

[Rage]

Nagy Vilmos wrote:

An ignited stick of TNT and no way to throw it

FTFY

~RaGE();

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[Jorgen Andersson]

I thought you'd refer to one of these[^]. Looks like the real thing, can hurt you badly enough, but still a toy.

Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello (√-shit)2

[OriginalGriff]

It's a practice gladius, isn't it?

Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

[Jorgen Andersson]

Yes

Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello (√-shit)2

[OriginalGriff]

I'm not sure if it's good that I recognised it, or bad... :laugh:

Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

[Jorgen Andersson]

Can't see the bad part in knowledge (Well, in general that is, there are certain twisted behaviours I'd rather not know anything about)

Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello (√-shit)2

[OriginalGriff]

Yes...but how the heck do I know what a gladius looks like, let alone what a wooden one is? :confused: I'm not that old! :laugh:

Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

[Jorgen Andersson]

So your transaction log is truncated but the indexing works. That means you're aging, but you're not yet old.

Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello (√-shit)2

[Joe Woodbury]

Assembly is a heath kit atomic bomb with half the parts missing.