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What if Programming Languages Were Weapons..?

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  • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

    Assembler is where you have to throw the bullets really, really hard and hope for the best... :laugh:

    Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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    Munchies_Matt
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    It would have to be a block of steel, a milling machine, and a lathe. You could make any weapon you wanted, but it would take 2 years of training to get to know the machinery, and then 2 years to make a weapon. :)

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    • A Ajit Hegde

      http://9gag.com/gag/anXEbe0[^] :laugh: :confused: :laugh:

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      HobbyProggy
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      what would this[^] be?

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        what would this[^] be?

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        Nagy Vilmos
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        A stick of TNT and no way to throw it

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        • N Nagy Vilmos

          A stick of TNT and no way to throw it

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          You need to be like v this[^] SFW

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          • N Nagy Vilmos

            A stick of TNT and no way to throw it

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            Rage
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            Nagy Vilmos wrote:

            An ignited stick of TNT and no way to throw it

            FTFY

            ~RaGE();

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            • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

              Ah - but VB is the Trebouchet! Made of cheese, admittedly, and thrown together from differently designed catapults found on the internet, all held together with spit and sticky tape.

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              Jorgen Andersson
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              I thought you'd refer to one of these[^]. Looks like the real thing, can hurt you badly enough, but still a toy.

              Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello (√-shit)2

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              • J Jorgen Andersson

                I thought you'd refer to one of these[^]. Looks like the real thing, can hurt you badly enough, but still a toy.

                Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello (√-shit)2

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                OriginalGriff
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                It's a practice gladius, isn't it?

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                • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                  It's a practice gladius, isn't it?

                  Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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                  Jorgen Andersson
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                  Yes

                  Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello (√-shit)2

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                  • J Jorgen Andersson

                    Yes

                    Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello (√-shit)2

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                    OriginalGriff
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                    I'm not sure if it's good that I recognised it, or bad... :laugh:

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                    • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                      I'm not sure if it's good that I recognised it, or bad... :laugh:

                      Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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                      Jorgen Andersson
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                      Can't see the bad part in knowledge (Well, in general that is, there are certain twisted behaviours I'd rather not know anything about)

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                      • J Jorgen Andersson

                        Can't see the bad part in knowledge (Well, in general that is, there are certain twisted behaviours I'd rather not know anything about)

                        Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello (√-shit)2

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                        OriginalGriff
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                        Yes...but how the heck do I know what a gladius looks like, let alone what a wooden one is? :confused: I'm not that old! :laugh:

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                        • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                          Yes...but how the heck do I know what a gladius looks like, let alone what a wooden one is? :confused: I'm not that old! :laugh:

                          Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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                          Jorgen Andersson
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                          So your transaction log is truncated but the indexing works. That means you're aging, but you're not yet old.

                          Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello (√-shit)2

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                          • M Munchies_Matt

                            They missed assembler.

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                            Joe Woodbury
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                            Assembly is a heath kit atomic bomb with half the parts missing.

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