How do you level a drum stage?
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Adjust it until he the drummer drools out both sides of his mouth. The band I’m in have been looking for a drummer, we have had a number of good people try out. This one guy though took the cake, was pretty much an expert in everything and did his best to let us know which everything. When we finally got around to the what do you do for a living part I told him I was a software engineer. He then asked what languages I use and I told him Assembly, C/C++, Visual Basic, C#... where upon he interrupted with There’s no such thing as C –sharp! Never heard of it. I told him it has been a part of MS Visual Studio for about 12 years or so. Oh, that C-sharp…. He says. He didn't get the job... :doh:
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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Adjust it until he the drummer drools out both sides of his mouth. The band I’m in have been looking for a drummer, we have had a number of good people try out. This one guy though took the cake, was pretty much an expert in everything and did his best to let us know which everything. When we finally got around to the what do you do for a living part I told him I was a software engineer. He then asked what languages I use and I told him Assembly, C/C++, Visual Basic, C#... where upon he interrupted with There’s no such thing as C –sharp! Never heard of it. I told him it has been a part of MS Visual Studio for about 12 years or so. Oh, that C-sharp…. He says. He didn't get the job... :doh:
It was broke, so I fixed it.
The ill-tempered scale?
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Adjust it until he the drummer drools out both sides of his mouth. The band I’m in have been looking for a drummer, we have had a number of good people try out. This one guy though took the cake, was pretty much an expert in everything and did his best to let us know which everything. When we finally got around to the what do you do for a living part I told him I was a software engineer. He then asked what languages I use and I told him Assembly, C/C++, Visual Basic, C#... where upon he interrupted with There’s no such thing as C –sharp! Never heard of it. I told him it has been a part of MS Visual Studio for about 12 years or so. Oh, that C-sharp…. He says. He didn't get the job... :doh:
It was broke, so I fixed it.
What do they call no-talent guys that hang around musicians? Drummers! :sigh: I think he was going to crack a joke about no C flat, but in his enthusiasm, he got his notes confused. He just heard 'C' and went for it. He is a drummer after all... Well actually there is a C-flat, it is called B :laugh:
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What do they call no-talent guys that hang around musicians? Drummers! :sigh: I think he was going to crack a joke about no C flat, but in his enthusiasm, he got his notes confused. He just heard 'C' and went for it. He is a drummer after all... Well actually there is a C-flat, it is called B :laugh:
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Adjust it until he the drummer drools out both sides of his mouth. The band I’m in have been looking for a drummer, we have had a number of good people try out. This one guy though took the cake, was pretty much an expert in everything and did his best to let us know which everything. When we finally got around to the what do you do for a living part I told him I was a software engineer. He then asked what languages I use and I told him Assembly, C/C++, Visual Basic, C#... where upon he interrupted with There’s no such thing as C –sharp! Never heard of it. I told him it has been a part of MS Visual Studio for about 12 years or so. Oh, that C-sharp…. He says. He didn't get the job... :doh:
It was broke, so I fixed it.
Oh, thaaaat Visual Studio. For a second there, I thought you were talking about the other Visual Studio, because that one didn't have C-sharp. Now I see what you saying. :sigh:
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What do they call no-talent guys that hang around musicians? Drummers! :sigh: I think he was going to crack a joke about no C flat, but in his enthusiasm, he got his notes confused. He just heard 'C' and went for it. He is a drummer after all... Well actually there is a C-flat, it is called B :laugh:
Pualee wrote:
Well actually there is a C-flat, it is called B
:thumbsup: :laugh:
Jeremy Falcon
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C is hardly flat. :~
The C is hardly flat, you can get some big waves out there...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Adjust it until he the drummer drools out both sides of his mouth. The band I’m in have been looking for a drummer, we have had a number of good people try out. This one guy though took the cake, was pretty much an expert in everything and did his best to let us know which everything. When we finally got around to the what do you do for a living part I told him I was a software engineer. He then asked what languages I use and I told him Assembly, C/C++, Visual Basic, C#... where upon he interrupted with There’s no such thing as C –sharp! Never heard of it. I told him it has been a part of MS Visual Studio for about 12 years or so. Oh, that C-sharp…. He says. He didn't get the job... :doh:
It was broke, so I fixed it.
(an out of character answer) A single pass by a A-10 Thunderbolt II[^] :rolleyes:
I'd rather be phishing!
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Adjust it until he the drummer drools out both sides of his mouth. The band I’m in have been looking for a drummer, we have had a number of good people try out. This one guy though took the cake, was pretty much an expert in everything and did his best to let us know which everything. When we finally got around to the what do you do for a living part I told him I was a software engineer. He then asked what languages I use and I told him Assembly, C/C++, Visual Basic, C#... where upon he interrupted with There’s no such thing as C –sharp! Never heard of it. I told him it has been a part of MS Visual Studio for about 12 years or so. Oh, that C-sharp…. He says. He didn't get the job... :doh:
It was broke, so I fixed it.
Didn't you know all the cool kids call it C hashtag?
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment "Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
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Oh, thaaaat Visual Studio. For a second there, I thought you were talking about the other Visual Studio, because that one didn't have C-sharp. Now I see what you saying. :sigh:
Slacker007 wrote:
Oh, thaaaat Visual Studio.
Are you a drummer? :laugh: I only ask, because I need one. :)
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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Didn't you know all the cool kids call it C hashtag?
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment "Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
jeron1 wrote:
all the cool kids call it C hashtag
I should have known that, must be because I'm a guitar player. :D BTW: How do you get two guitar players to play in perfect unison? Shoot one of them.
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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jeron1 wrote:
all the cool kids call it C hashtag
I should have known that, must be because I'm a guitar player. :D BTW: How do you get two guitar players to play in perfect unison? Shoot one of them.
It was broke, so I fixed it.
The only way to get two guitar players to play in perfect unison is if they both play bass.
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Adjust it until he the drummer drools out both sides of his mouth. The band I’m in have been looking for a drummer, we have had a number of good people try out. This one guy though took the cake, was pretty much an expert in everything and did his best to let us know which everything. When we finally got around to the what do you do for a living part I told him I was a software engineer. He then asked what languages I use and I told him Assembly, C/C++, Visual Basic, C#... where upon he interrupted with There’s no such thing as C –sharp! Never heard of it. I told him it has been a part of MS Visual Studio for about 12 years or so. Oh, that C-sharp…. He says. He didn't get the job... :doh:
It was broke, so I fixed it.
S Houghtelin wrote:
There’s no such thing as C
Its 'Db' isn't it?
Sign a petition calling for the boycott of Israel until it returns to its legal 1967 borders.
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Adjust it until he the drummer drools out both sides of his mouth. The band I’m in have been looking for a drummer, we have had a number of good people try out. This one guy though took the cake, was pretty much an expert in everything and did his best to let us know which everything. When we finally got around to the what do you do for a living part I told him I was a software engineer. He then asked what languages I use and I told him Assembly, C/C++, Visual Basic, C#... where upon he interrupted with There’s no such thing as C –sharp! Never heard of it. I told him it has been a part of MS Visual Studio for about 12 years or so. Oh, that C-sharp…. He says. He didn't get the job... :doh:
It was broke, so I fixed it.
Call Hotblack Desiato and Disaster Area. :cool: Then stand back. Way far back.
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S Houghtelin wrote:
There’s no such thing as C
Its 'Db' isn't it?
Sign a petition calling for the boycott of Israel until it returns to its legal 1967 borders.
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Adjust it until he the drummer drools out both sides of his mouth. The band I’m in have been looking for a drummer, we have had a number of good people try out. This one guy though took the cake, was pretty much an expert in everything and did his best to let us know which everything. When we finally got around to the what do you do for a living part I told him I was a software engineer. He then asked what languages I use and I told him Assembly, C/C++, Visual Basic, C#... where upon he interrupted with There’s no such thing as C –sharp! Never heard of it. I told him it has been a part of MS Visual Studio for about 12 years or so. Oh, that C-sharp…. He says. He didn't get the job... :doh:
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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Sander Rossel wrote:
guitarist who's told too many drummer jokes ;)
It's a good thing they don't always know that I'm telling a joke. ;P Originals, classic rock covers, Beatles, Weezer, Train, Tom Petty some Chili Peppers pretty much what suits us. There's even a country song or two (I can't play country to save my life so they definitely have a unique edge to them :))
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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Sander Rossel wrote:
guitarist who's told too many drummer jokes ;)
It's a good thing they don't always know that I'm telling a joke. ;P Originals, classic rock covers, Beatles, Weezer, Train, Tom Petty some Chili Peppers pretty much what suits us. There's even a country song or two (I can't play country to save my life so they definitely have a unique edge to them :))
It was broke, so I fixed it.
S Houghtelin wrote:
It's a good thing they don't always know that I'm telling a joke. ;-P
Then again, you guitarists aren't known for telling good jokes :) Your style is a bit soft for my taste. Nice to listen to (especially Beatles), but boring to play. I used to drum metal mostly. Double bass pedals, etc. Drum along with Dimmu Borgir, Arch Enemy, Anthrax... Another favourite was drum n bass, now that's fast (and usually electronic)!
public class SanderRossel : Lazy<Person>
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throw new NotSupportedException();
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