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A Day in the Life of a Programmer

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  • B Brady Kelly

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    No object is so beautiful that, under certain conditions, it will not look ugly. - Oscar Wilde

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    Jeremy Falcon
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    Awesome. :thumbsup:

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    • P PIEBALDconsult

      They left out the part about reposts. http://www.codeproject.com/Lounge.aspx?msg=4651708#xx4651708xx[^]

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      Jeremy Falcon
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      His was titled funnier though.

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      • B Brady Kelly

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        Slacker007
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        Actually, when you simplify and re-factor, it is just one big Argh! no recursion needed.

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        • S Slacker007

          Actually, when you simplify and re-factor, it is just one big Argh! no recursion needed.

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          Lost User
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          But then you get an Arghument exception ...

          PooperPig - Coming Soon

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          • B Brady Kelly

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            Wonde Tadesse
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            Recursion Argh!

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            • B Brady Kelly

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              That can not be correct, there is no coffee break in there, anywhere. Huge amounts of coffee are mandatory :java:.

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                That can not be correct, there is no coffee break in there, anywhere. Huge amounts of coffee are mandatory :java:.

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                RUs123
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                So the recursive arghs are the sounds of a programmer slowly dying :-D

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                • B Brady Kelly

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                  Cloud William
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                  Sounds more like a day in the life of a software pirate.

                  The only thing a free man can be forced to do is die. Freedom? That is a worship word. -- Cloud William It is our worship word, too. -- Capt. James T. Kirk

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                  • V V 0

                    That can not be correct, there is no coffee break in there, anywhere. Huge amounts of coffee are mandatory :java:.

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                    Deflinek
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                    Obviously the underlined Argh is a coffee. Just not the tasty one thus argh :)

                    -- "My software never has bugs. It just develops random features."

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                    • B Brady Kelly

                      Aaargh! WTF! Repose! WTf!! Aaargahhgh! Aaaah. That about some things up?

                      No object is so beautiful that, under certain conditions, it will not look ugly. - Oscar Wilde

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                      vaderjm
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                      You forgot the "Management thought it would be better to do it this way, oh...and add this but keep your same deadline" node. Arggggh!

                      - Freedom is the right of all sentient beings -

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                      • B Brady Kelly

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                        Leng Vang
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                        Sounds like a programmer is barking at the wrong tree.

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                        • L Leng Vang

                          Sounds like a programmer is barking at the wrong tree.

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                          Brady Kelly
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                          :laugh: Best comment yet. :beer:

                          No object is so beautiful that, under certain conditions, it will not look ugly. - Oscar Wilde

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                          • V vaderjm

                            You forgot the "Management thought it would be better to do it this way, oh...and add this but keep your same deadline" node. Arggggh!

                            - Freedom is the right of all sentient beings -

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                            RASPeter
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                            It wasn't forgotten, it was simply abbreviated to "Argh!"

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                            • R RASPeter

                              It wasn't forgotten, it was simply abbreviated to "Argh!"

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                              vaderjm
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                              My apologies, I wasn't parsing my "Arghs" correctly.

                              - Freedom is the right of all sentient beings -

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