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  • P PIEBALDconsult

    They left out the part about reposts. http://www.codeproject.com/Lounge.aspx?msg=4651708#xx4651708xx[^]

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    Jeremy Falcon
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    His was titled funnier though.

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    • B Brady Kelly

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      No object is so beautiful that, under certain conditions, it will not look ugly. - Oscar Wilde

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      Slacker007
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      Actually, when you simplify and re-factor, it is just one big Argh! no recursion needed.

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        Actually, when you simplify and re-factor, it is just one big Argh! no recursion needed.

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        Lost User
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        But then you get an Arghument exception ...

        PooperPig - Coming Soon

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        • B Brady Kelly

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          No object is so beautiful that, under certain conditions, it will not look ugly. - Oscar Wilde

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          Wonde Tadesse
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          Recursion Argh!

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            That can not be correct, there is no coffee break in there, anywhere. Huge amounts of coffee are mandatory :java:.

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            • V V 0

              That can not be correct, there is no coffee break in there, anywhere. Huge amounts of coffee are mandatory :java:.

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              RUs123
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              So the recursive arghs are the sounds of a programmer slowly dying :-D

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              • B Brady Kelly

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                Cloud William
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                Sounds more like a day in the life of a software pirate.

                The only thing a free man can be forced to do is die. Freedom? That is a worship word. -- Cloud William It is our worship word, too. -- Capt. James T. Kirk

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                • V V 0

                  That can not be correct, there is no coffee break in there, anywhere. Huge amounts of coffee are mandatory :java:.

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                  Deflinek
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                  Obviously the underlined Argh is a coffee. Just not the tasty one thus argh :)

                  -- "My software never has bugs. It just develops random features."

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                  • B Brady Kelly

                    Aaargh! WTF! Repose! WTf!! Aaargahhgh! Aaaah. That about some things up?

                    No object is so beautiful that, under certain conditions, it will not look ugly. - Oscar Wilde

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                    vaderjm
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                    You forgot the "Management thought it would be better to do it this way, oh...and add this but keep your same deadline" node. Arggggh!

                    - Freedom is the right of all sentient beings -

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                      No object is so beautiful that, under certain conditions, it will not look ugly. - Oscar Wilde

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                      Leng Vang
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                      Sounds like a programmer is barking at the wrong tree.

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                      • L Leng Vang

                        Sounds like a programmer is barking at the wrong tree.

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                        Brady Kelly
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                        :laugh: Best comment yet. :beer:

                        No object is so beautiful that, under certain conditions, it will not look ugly. - Oscar Wilde

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                        • V vaderjm

                          You forgot the "Management thought it would be better to do it this way, oh...and add this but keep your same deadline" node. Arggggh!

                          - Freedom is the right of all sentient beings -

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                          RASPeter
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                          It wasn't forgotten, it was simply abbreviated to "Argh!"

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                          • R RASPeter

                            It wasn't forgotten, it was simply abbreviated to "Argh!"

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                            vaderjm
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                            My apologies, I wasn't parsing my "Arghs" correctly.

                            - Freedom is the right of all sentient beings -

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