This should settle things

[Nagy Vilmos]

I've placed two orders with Ocado, one for a fresh chicken and the other for a dozen eggs. Let's see which comes first.

[OriginalGriff]

What are you going to do if they both arrive in the same van? ;)

Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

[Fredrik Bornander]

That's irrelevant[^].

Try Hovercraft for Android, voted "a game" by players.

[Nagy Vilmos]

No, this is an elephant[^]

[Jorgen Andersson]

Oyakodon.

Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello (√-shit)2

[Fredrik Bornander]

Yes, you are correct. That is indeed an elephant. I stand corrected?

Try Hovercraft for Android, voted "a game" by players.

[Nagy Vilmos]

No, no. You can sit down now.

[PhilLenoir]

That's just silly Griff. One or the other still has to be unloaded first.

Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.

[Nagy Vilmos]

If Ocado actually delivered what was ordered, that would be a turn up for the books. Normally it's something like "There where no tomatoes in stock so we substituted Uranium-232"; bloody DPRK deliveries.

[CafedeJamaica]

your mama so fat, she ate the chicken and the eggs ;P

[Nagy Vilmos]

Last I heard, when you were born your mum wanted to throw you away and keep the afterbirth.

[Lost User]

Ah yes a chicken and egg conundrum. If the chicken arrives first I wouldn't hold out much hope for the eggs.

Peter Wasser "The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, and wiser people so full of doubts." - Bertrand Russell

[OriginalGriff]

The driver (probably) has two hands...

Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

[OriginalGriff]

Ah. We used to get that with Sainsburys: "You asked for 100g of Brie, so we sent the whole wheel." "You asked for 2lb of Lincolnshire sausages: so here's a packet of dried fruit" :doh:

Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

[PhilLenoir]

No, he has none - I've met him. He's harmless.

Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.

[OriginalGriff]

*boom* tish!

Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

[den2k88]

Nope. Just... nope. :wtf: :laugh:

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[PhilLenoir]

'tis the silly season!

Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.

[Brady Kelly]

One can never have too much Brie.

No object is so beautiful that, under certain conditions, it will not look ugly. - Oscar Wilde

[Sander Rossel]

I was going to say that! Hmmmm... Brie... :D

My blog[^]

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