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  • S Super Lloyd

    Repost[^]! ;P

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    OriginalGriff
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    He stole it from me while I was typing! :laugh:

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    • T tayoufabrice

      Let read this : 1=1 a=a a²=a² a²-a²=a²-a² a(a-a)=(a+a)(a-a) a=a+a a(1)=a(1+1) 1=1+1 1=2 Where is the error ?

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      Lost User
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      Hey do you want to lend me $2000? If so just give us half of it now, that will mean I owe you $1000 and you owe me $1000 and that will mean we are even.

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      • L Lost User

        tayoufabrice wrote:

        Where is the error ?

        OK, I give up, where did you leave it?

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        #12

        I bet he hasn't looked behind the fridge; it's the last place anyone ever looks. Which (by definition) is where you always find what you are looking for, if you are going to. So...you should always start looking behind the fridge, and then give up.

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        • T tayoufabrice

          Let read this : 1=1 a=a a²=a² a²-a²=a²-a² a(a-a)=(a+a)(a-a) a=a+a a(1)=a(1+1) 1=1+1 1=2 Where is the error ?

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          tayoufabrice wrote:

          Where is the error ?

          In stupidity?

          V.
          (MQOTD rules and previous solutions)

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          • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

            Here:

            a(a-a)=(a+a)(a-a)
            a=a+a

            Division by zero in the intermediate step.

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            Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter
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            The actual (mathematical) problem is that an equation solution must be traversal(?) to both direction - this is not!

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            • L Lost User

              tayoufabrice wrote:

              Where is the error ?

              OK, I give up, where did you leave it?

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              Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter
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              Next to his eyes...

              Skipper: We'll fix it. Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this? Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.

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              • L Lost User

                Hey do you want to lend me $2000? If so just give us half of it now, that will mean I owe you $1000 and you owe me $1000 and that will mean we are even.

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                Slacker007
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                P0mpey3 wrote:

                you owe me $1000 and that will mean we are even.

                Are you an employee of the world bank? I think you are. :-D

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                • J Jorgen Andersson

                  What's inappropriate in the message?

                  Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello (√-shit)2

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                  Well, all the swear words for starters! Can't you see them? It may be your local government filtering the internet for you...:~

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                  • B BillWoodruff

                    The error is in your lack of understanding what this Forum is for and so posting an utterly inappropriate message.

                    «OOP to me means only messaging, local retention and protection and hiding of state-process, and extreme late-binding of all things. »  Alan Kay's clarification on what he meant by the term "Object" in "Object-Oriented Programming."

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                    #18

                    A little grouchy today, perhaps? ;)

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                    • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                      Well, all the swear words for starters! Can't you see them? It may be your local government filtering the internet for you...:~

                      Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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                      Jorgen Andersson
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                      That's ok, I have a lot of little voices adding them back for me.

                      Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello (√-shit)2

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                      • J Jorgen Andersson

                        That's ok, I have a lot of little voices adding them back for me.

                        Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello (√-shit)2

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                        I know what you mean. Whenever I hear politicians talking, swear words appear in my head too...

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                        • S Slacker007

                          P0mpey3 wrote:

                          you owe me $1000 and that will mean we are even.

                          Are you an employee of the world bank? I think you are. :-D

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                          OriginalGriff
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                          No - they'd want 25% annual interest.

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                          • S Slacker007

                            P0mpey3 wrote:

                            you owe me $1000 and that will mean we are even.

                            Are you an employee of the world bank? I think you are. :-D

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                            Slacker007 wrote:

                            Are you an employee of the world bank?

                            No but I am often called a banker at least I think that whats they say, it's always accompanied by a hand gesture which looks like somebody shaking a handful of spare change so it must be Banker.

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                            • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                              I know what you mean. Whenever I hear politicians talking, swear words appear in my head too...

                              Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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                              Jorgen Andersson
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                              In the case of politicians it's usually together with dark, dark thoughts of actions involving cactii and drills.

                              Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello (√-shit)2

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                              • T tayoufabrice

                                Let read this : 1=1 a=a a²=a² a²-a²=a²-a² a(a-a)=(a+a)(a-a) a=a+a a(1)=a(1+1) 1=1+1 1=2 Where is the error ?

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                                RUs123
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                                Usually the error is between the chair and the monitor.

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                                • J Jorgen Andersson

                                  In the case of politicians it's usually together with dark, dark thoughts of actions involving cactii and drills.

                                  Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello (√-shit)2

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                                  OriginalGriff
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                                  Cacti? I can see where you are going, but they are a bit soft and squidgy. Have you considered a barbedwire zipline?

                                  Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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                                  • R RUs123

                                    Usually the error is between the chair and the monitor.

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                                    OriginalGriff
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                                    What, the desk?

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                                    • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                                      Cacti? I can see where you are going, but they are a bit soft and squidgy. Have you considered a barbedwire zipline?

                                      Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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                                      Jorgen Andersson
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                                      #27

                                      Cactii - plural. :)

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                                      • T tayoufabrice

                                        Let read this : 1=1 a=a a²=a² a²-a²=a²-a² a(a-a)=(a+a)(a-a) a=a+a a(1)=a(1+1) 1=1+1 1=2 Where is the error ?

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                                        damn it is so hard :/

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                                        • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                                          What, the desk?

                                          Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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                                          RUs123
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                                          Close, about an inch away from it. It is usually thick though. EDIT: I should have put the joke symbol on the first post.

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