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  • L Lost User

    tayoufabrice wrote:

    Where is the error ?

    OK, I give up, where did you leave it?

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    Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter
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    Next to his eyes...

    Skipper: We'll fix it. Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this? Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.

    "It never ceases to amaze me that a spacecraft launched in 1977 can be fixed remotely from Earth." ― Brian Cox

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    • J Jorgen Andersson

      What's inappropriate in the message?

      Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello (√-shit)2

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      OriginalGriff
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      Well, all the swear words for starters! Can't you see them? It may be your local government filtering the internet for you...:~

      Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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      "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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      • L Lost User

        Hey do you want to lend me $2000? If so just give us half of it now, that will mean I owe you $1000 and you owe me $1000 and that will mean we are even.

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        Slacker007
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        P0mpey3 wrote:

        you owe me $1000 and that will mean we are even.

        Are you an employee of the world bank? I think you are. :-D

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        • B BillWoodruff

          The error is in your lack of understanding what this Forum is for and so posting an utterly inappropriate message.

          «OOP to me means only messaging, local retention and protection and hiding of state-process, and extreme late-binding of all things. »  Alan Kay's clarification on what he meant by the term "Object" in "Object-Oriented Programming."

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          Slacker007
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          #18

          A little grouchy today, perhaps? ;)

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          • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

            Well, all the swear words for starters! Can't you see them? It may be your local government filtering the internet for you...:~

            Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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            Jorgen Andersson
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            That's ok, I have a lot of little voices adding them back for me.

            Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello (√-shit)2

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            • J Jorgen Andersson

              That's ok, I have a lot of little voices adding them back for me.

              Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello (√-shit)2

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              OriginalGriff
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              #20

              I know what you mean. Whenever I hear politicians talking, swear words appear in my head too...

              Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

              "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
              "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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              • S Slacker007

                P0mpey3 wrote:

                you owe me $1000 and that will mean we are even.

                Are you an employee of the world bank? I think you are. :-D

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                OriginalGriff
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                #21

                No - they'd want 25% annual interest.

                Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

                "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                • S Slacker007

                  P0mpey3 wrote:

                  you owe me $1000 and that will mean we are even.

                  Are you an employee of the world bank? I think you are. :-D

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                  Lost User
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                  Slacker007 wrote:

                  Are you an employee of the world bank?

                  No but I am often called a banker at least I think that whats they say, it's always accompanied by a hand gesture which looks like somebody shaking a handful of spare change so it must be Banker.

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                  • T tayoufabrice

                    Let read this : 1=1 a=a a²=a² a²-a²=a²-a² a(a-a)=(a+a)(a-a) a=a+a a(1)=a(1+1) 1=1+1 1=2 Where is the error ?

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                    RUs123
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                    Usually the error is between the chair and the monitor.

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                    • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                      I know what you mean. Whenever I hear politicians talking, swear words appear in my head too...

                      Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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                      Jorgen Andersson
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                      #24

                      In the case of politicians it's usually together with dark, dark thoughts of actions involving cactii and drills.

                      Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello (√-shit)2

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                      • J Jorgen Andersson

                        In the case of politicians it's usually together with dark, dark thoughts of actions involving cactii and drills.

                        Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello (√-shit)2

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                        OriginalGriff
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                        Cacti? I can see where you are going, but they are a bit soft and squidgy. Have you considered a barbedwire zipline?

                        Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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                        "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                        • R RUs123

                          Usually the error is between the chair and the monitor.

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                          OriginalGriff
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                          What, the desk?

                          Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

                          "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                          "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                          • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                            Cacti? I can see where you are going, but they are a bit soft and squidgy. Have you considered a barbedwire zipline?

                            Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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                            Jorgen Andersson
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                            Cactii - plural. :)

                            Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello (√-shit)2

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                            • T tayoufabrice

                              Let read this : 1=1 a=a a²=a² a²-a²=a²-a² a(a-a)=(a+a)(a-a) a=a+a a(1)=a(1+1) 1=1+1 1=2 Where is the error ?

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                              Member 11330876
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                              damn it is so hard :/

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                              • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                                What, the desk?

                                Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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                                RUs123
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                                #29

                                Close, about an inch away from it. It is usually thick though. EDIT: I should have put the joke symbol on the first post.

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                                • M Member 11330876

                                  damn it is so hard :/

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                                  Lost User
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                                  #30

                                  That's what she said.

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                                  • B BillWoodruff

                                    The error is in your lack of understanding what this Forum is for and so posting an utterly inappropriate message.

                                    «OOP to me means only messaging, local retention and protection and hiding of state-process, and extreme late-binding of all things. »  Alan Kay's clarification on what he meant by the term "Object" in "Object-Oriented Programming."

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                                    Vikram A Punathambekar
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                                    A little unlike your usual self - woke up from the wrong side of the bed today? :) Sure, it's decades old, but hardly inappropriate given the other drivel that goes on here.

                                    Cheers, विक्रम "We have already been through this, I am not going to repeat myself." - fat_boy, in a global warming thread :doh:

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                                    • J Jorgen Andersson

                                      The eleventh commandment: Thou shall not divide with zero.

                                      Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello (√-shit)2

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                                      tayoufabrice
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                                      :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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                                      • S Super Lloyd

                                        There is no error! 1 is indeed equal to 2 for very large value of 1! I think this is what just happened to you! :rolleyes: :-D

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                                        tayoufabrice
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                                        0 = false 1 or 2 or >2 = true 1=true 2=true ... ?? :laugh: :laugh:

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                                        • L Lost User

                                          Hey do you want to lend me $2000? If so just give us half of it now, that will mean I owe you $1000 and you owe me $1000 and that will mean we are even.

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                                          PIEBALDconsult
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                                          Abbott and Costello said it better.

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