I was thinking about the latest wave to "black magic" and "astrology" spam in QA
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And I thought to myself, "These are pseudo science: nobody with any form of rational thought believes in it." "So...why not have a 'Developer Capcha' on QA posts?" We could make everyone who wants to post a question solve a small (two lines, maybe) C# (or even - gawd forbid - VB) coding problem, or fix a syntax error before they can post! That'd keep 'em out! Then I realised why it wouldn't work: most of the QA question posters would fail...and quite a few of the answerers as well... :sigh: Ho, hum. Back to the drawing board...
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OriginalGriff wrote:
solve a small (two lines, maybe) C# (or even - gawd forbid - VB) coding problem
And they will report you for 'black magic'!
Skipper: We'll fix it. Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this? Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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And I thought to myself, "These are pseudo science: nobody with any form of rational thought believes in it." "So...why not have a 'Developer Capcha' on QA posts?" We could make everyone who wants to post a question solve a small (two lines, maybe) C# (or even - gawd forbid - VB) coding problem, or fix a syntax error before they can post! That'd keep 'em out! Then I realised why it wouldn't work: most of the QA question posters would fail...and quite a few of the answerers as well... :sigh: Ho, hum. Back to the drawing board...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
OriginalGriff wrote:
We could make everyone who wants to post a question solve a small (two lines, maybe) C# (or even - gawd forbid - VB) coding problem, or fix a syntax error before they can post!
When reading this I visualised mentally a poor guy that has to solve a problem similar to the question he wants to ask :-D
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OriginalGriff wrote:
We could make everyone who wants to post a question solve a small (two lines, maybe) C# (or even - gawd forbid - VB) coding problem, or fix a syntax error before they can post!
When reading this I visualised mentally a poor guy that has to solve a problem similar to the question he wants to ask :-D
That's just cruel... :laugh:
Skipper: We'll fix it. Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this? Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
"It never ceases to amaze me that a spacecraft launched in 1977 can be fixed remotely from Earth." ― Brian Cox
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That's just cruel... :laugh:
Skipper: We'll fix it. Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this? Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
Good idea though! :laugh:
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Good idea though! :laugh:
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It will drop QA traffic near zero...There will be time to handle all the 'black magic'...
Skipper: We'll fix it. Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this? Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
"It never ceases to amaze me that a spacecraft launched in 1977 can be fixed remotely from Earth." ― Brian Cox
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It will drop QA traffic near zero...There will be time to handle all the 'black magic'...
Skipper: We'll fix it. Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this? Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
You think the spammers are brighter and more technically literate than most QA posters? :omg: Could be, when I come to think about it...
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And I thought to myself, "These are pseudo science: nobody with any form of rational thought believes in it." "So...why not have a 'Developer Capcha' on QA posts?" We could make everyone who wants to post a question solve a small (two lines, maybe) C# (or even - gawd forbid - VB) coding problem, or fix a syntax error before they can post! That'd keep 'em out! Then I realised why it wouldn't work: most of the QA question posters would fail...and quite a few of the answerers as well... :sigh: Ho, hum. Back to the drawing board...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Yes - but they'll have to post that on SO...:EvilLaughSmiley:
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And I thought to myself, "These are pseudo science: nobody with any form of rational thought believes in it." "So...why not have a 'Developer Capcha' on QA posts?" We could make everyone who wants to post a question solve a small (two lines, maybe) C# (or even - gawd forbid - VB) coding problem, or fix a syntax error before they can post! That'd keep 'em out! Then I realised why it wouldn't work: most of the QA question posters would fail...and quite a few of the answerers as well... :sigh: Ho, hum. Back to the drawing board...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
OriginalGriff wrote:
Then I realised why it wouldn't work: most of the QA question posters would fail...and quite a few of the answerers as well
How about a check-box with the question: "Can you levitate ?" We could have a weekly vote on which value of the CheckState would ban the logger-head in order to confuse hackers who write spam-bots.
«A man will be imprisoned in a room with a door that's unlocked and opens inwards ... as long as it does not occur to him to pull rather than push» Wittgenstein
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And I thought to myself, "These are pseudo science: nobody with any form of rational thought believes in it." "So...why not have a 'Developer Capcha' on QA posts?" We could make everyone who wants to post a question solve a small (two lines, maybe) C# (or even - gawd forbid - VB) coding problem, or fix a syntax error before they can post! That'd keep 'em out! Then I realised why it wouldn't work: most of the QA question posters would fail...and quite a few of the answerers as well... :sigh: Ho, hum. Back to the drawing board...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Or one of those "1+1+1+1*0" things that 99% of the people on social media gets wrong. If a programmer gets it wrong, they are beyond help.
Do you think we should tell them there are bots that can get that right? :sigh: Sometimes I think you should have to pass a captcha in order to breed...
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Do you think we should tell them there are bots that can get that right? :sigh: Sometimes I think you should have to pass a captcha in order to breed...
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I think you've just solved the overpopulation problem.
Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello
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And I thought to myself, "These are pseudo science: nobody with any form of rational thought believes in it." "So...why not have a 'Developer Capcha' on QA posts?" We could make everyone who wants to post a question solve a small (two lines, maybe) C# (or even - gawd forbid - VB) coding problem, or fix a syntax error before they can post! That'd keep 'em out! Then I realised why it wouldn't work: most of the QA question posters would fail...and quite a few of the answerers as well... :sigh: Ho, hum. Back to the drawing board...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
OriginalGriff wrote:
"These are pseudo science: nobody with any form of rational thought believes in it."
I consider myself a rational person and have no problems believing in black magic (or white) or astrology. You may think that's really weird, but it doesn't cause any conflict for me. Now, mind you, I try to be discerning -- there's a lot of new age noise out there that sadly has risen to the level of a shriek in the last 20 years. Anyways, I just thought I'd speak up here, as a person of "rational thought." ;) Marc
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OriginalGriff wrote:
"These are pseudo science: nobody with any form of rational thought believes in it."
I consider myself a rational person and have no problems believing in black magic (or white) or astrology. You may think that's really weird, but it doesn't cause any conflict for me. Now, mind you, I try to be discerning -- there's a lot of new age noise out there that sadly has risen to the level of a shriek in the last 20 years. Anyways, I just thought I'd speak up here, as a person of "rational thought." ;) Marc
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You believe in astrology? Really? Do you mind if I ask why? Isn't it all predicting a person's future from lumps of rock and gas following Newtonian laws a seriously long way away?
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You believe in astrology? Really? Do you mind if I ask why? Isn't it all predicting a person's future from lumps of rock and gas following Newtonian laws a seriously long way away?
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OriginalGriff wrote:
Isn't it all predicting a person's future from lumps of rock and gas following Newtonian laws a seriously long way away?
Personally, the "predicting the future" part is where I feel the layman's understanding of astrology has taken a wrong turn because of all the charlatans out there. I like wikipedia's definition: To ancient astrologers, the planets represented the will of the gods and their direct influence upon human affairs. To modern astrologers the planets represent basic drives or urges in the unconscious,[ (planets, of course, including the sun and moon in addition to the 5 visible planets in ancient times -- yet another interesting discussion.) A good astrologer can be very insightful (and cost a lot less than a shrink) into "forces" that potentially are behind your personality. And yes, I do believe there are things we don't understand, know about, or can measure (yet) that can affect personality and therefore, "destiny" (in broad brush strokes) as well. It's sometimes useful to get insights in these things, and if you accept those insights, you can work on improving them, becoming more "conscious", so those forces aren't just "unconscious drives/urges" as the wikipedia quote states.
OriginalGriff wrote:
ollowing Newtonian laws a seriously long way away?
Heck, even the planets and gasses don't follow Newtonian laws -- you need a sprinkling of relativity to actually get everything right -- Newtonian laws are just a decent approximation when velocity and mass are in some sort of a "normal" range :) Marc
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You think the spammers are brighter and more technically literate than most QA posters? :omg: Could be, when I come to think about it...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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And I thought to myself, "These are pseudo science: nobody with any form of rational thought believes in it." "So...why not have a 'Developer Capcha' on QA posts?" We could make everyone who wants to post a question solve a small (two lines, maybe) C# (or even - gawd forbid - VB) coding problem, or fix a syntax error before they can post! That'd keep 'em out! Then I realised why it wouldn't work: most of the QA question posters would fail...and quite a few of the answerers as well... :sigh: Ho, hum. Back to the drawing board...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
As someone who once wrote a program that helps people pick numbers for the UK National Lottery, I feel that I have a vested interest in this discussion, so should not take part. (I won't mention the small fact that if you read the code of that prog, you'd instantly see that I was taking the piss out of the nutters)
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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OriginalGriff wrote:
"These are pseudo science: nobody with any form of rational thought believes in it."
I consider myself a rational person and have no problems believing in black magic (or white) or astrology. You may think that's really weird, but it doesn't cause any conflict for me. Now, mind you, I try to be discerning -- there's a lot of new age noise out there that sadly has risen to the level of a shriek in the last 20 years. Anyways, I just thought I'd speak up here, as a person of "rational thought." ;) Marc
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Ghosts, vampires, fairies and little people that live at the bottom of the garden as well or is it just the pseudo sciences that you cannot refute one way or the other? I am constantly astonished by the things rational, sensible people can believe in, this includes all religions of course.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity RAH
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Ghosts, vampires, fairies and little people that live at the bottom of the garden as well or is it just the pseudo sciences that you cannot refute one way or the other? I am constantly astonished by the things rational, sensible people can believe in, this includes all religions of course.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity RAH
It is great hubris to think there are not vast areas of knowledge yet to be understood or discovered or that if it can't be proven, it can't be. Scientists are often so smug. As far as pseudo-sciences, I am reminded of economics. Here, two "experts" can argue about some economic principle and throngs will line up behind each expert fully convinced their side is correct. One side, if proven wrong, would be denied acquiescence by their ego and\or their vested professional interest in their conceptual framework. Astrology has a batting average on par with economics. I used to think I knew it all. The older I get, the more I realize I don't understand.
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OriginalGriff wrote:
Isn't it all predicting a person's future from lumps of rock and gas following Newtonian laws a seriously long way away?
Personally, the "predicting the future" part is where I feel the layman's understanding of astrology has taken a wrong turn because of all the charlatans out there. I like wikipedia's definition: To ancient astrologers, the planets represented the will of the gods and their direct influence upon human affairs. To modern astrologers the planets represent basic drives or urges in the unconscious,[ (planets, of course, including the sun and moon in addition to the 5 visible planets in ancient times -- yet another interesting discussion.) A good astrologer can be very insightful (and cost a lot less than a shrink) into "forces" that potentially are behind your personality. And yes, I do believe there are things we don't understand, know about, or can measure (yet) that can affect personality and therefore, "destiny" (in broad brush strokes) as well. It's sometimes useful to get insights in these things, and if you accept those insights, you can work on improving them, becoming more "conscious", so those forces aren't just "unconscious drives/urges" as the wikipedia quote states.
OriginalGriff wrote:
ollowing Newtonian laws a seriously long way away?
Heck, even the planets and gasses don't follow Newtonian laws -- you need a sprinkling of relativity to actually get everything right -- Newtonian laws are just a decent approximation when velocity and mass are in some sort of a "normal" range :) Marc
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Newtonian laws are more than a decent approximation, if you use telescopes on earth to do your astrology, you cannot see or account for the small discrepancies introduced by relativity. Besides, when astrologers begun their "art" there was no real understanding of the motions of the planets or the laws governing such motions. Astrology, puff! ;P X|
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