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I'm not a genius.

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  • P Pete OHanlon

    We're not stupid enough to post our email address in a high traffic website.

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    Lost User
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    I have hundreds of emails :) And this email was not used. So I decided to adapt it here. And there is nothing very wrong with publishing the email on website. It's not a password for email, it' just a email. Do you happen to suffer from paranoia? :)

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    • S SoMad

      :thumbsup: :laugh: good one. On the plus side, the police don't have to bother locking their cell door :-D BTW, who gets a neck tattoo like that?

      "When you don't know what you're doing it's best to do it quickly" - Jase #DuckDynasty

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      glennPattonWork3
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      I know I should laugh but a friend of mine awoke the morning after his stag night in tattooist chair (a friend of one his friends) with a dashed line with 'cut here' on his neck (done in indelible ink) tattooist friend always kept his keys safe after that :laugh:

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      • L Lost User

        I have hundreds of emails :) And this email was not used. So I decided to adapt it here. And there is nothing very wrong with publishing the email on website. It's not a password for email, it' just a email. Do you happen to suffer from paranoia? :)

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        Pete OHanlon
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        Some of us are clever enough to not invite spam.

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        • P PhilLenoir

          Mark, I apologise if my sarcasm eluded you! :)

          Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.

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          Mark_Wallace
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          Sarcasm? I've no idea what that is. I had to look it up.

          I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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          • M Mark_Wallace

            Sarcasm? I've no idea what that is. I had to look it up.

            I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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            PhilLenoir
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            Must be because we aren't geniuses!

            Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.

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            • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

              I was referring to where he said "stupid", but I could be dumb enough to have got it wrong. I lie about my height a lot.

              Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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              Mark_Wallace
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              OriginalGriff wrote:

              I lie about my height a lot.

              I've found, by using basic geometrical calculations, that I tend to be not so high when I'm lying.

              I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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              • P PhilLenoir

                Must be because we aren't geniuses!

                Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.

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                Mark_Wallace
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                It appears, however, that we're smart enough to use sarcasm and thunder-stealing techniques.

                I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                • S SoMad

                  Still not as bad as this lovely couple[^] :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: (sorry if that is a repost) Soren Madsen

                  "When you don't know what you're doing it's best to do it quickly" - Jase #DuckDynasty

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                  Mark_Wallace
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                  SoMad wrote:

                  Still not as bad as this lovely couple[^]

                  They say you can't tell a book by its cover, but sometimes it's just not true.

                  I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                  • L Lost User

                    No, I can't cancel my account here! You're stupid! I must enlighten you! I have to do what you can't do!

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                    Mark_Wallace
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                    Emiliarge wrote:

                    I must enlighten you!

                    Nah. It's easier to just lie about my weight.

                    I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                    • L Lost User

                      Just almost all of you are stupid.

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                      kmoorevs
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                      Hey genius, don't forget to use the Joke icon next time! ;P

                      "Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse

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                      • L Lost User

                        No you're right the 'g' should be a 'p' and you don't need the 'u'.

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                        Mark_Wallace
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                        P0mpey3 wrote:

                        you don't need the 'u'

                        Or is it we who don't need the 'he'?

                        I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                        • L Lost User

                          Just almost all of you are stupid.

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                          Eric Goedhart
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                          [The "I'm Not A Genius" Syndrome ^] :-D

                          With friendly greetings,:) Eric Goedhart

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                          • L Lost User

                            Just almost all of you are stupid.

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                            Simon ORiordan from UK
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                            I am a genius actually. Which is nice.

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                            • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                              Nah, if you buy a whole new switch you have to get an electrician to inspect your work and issue a certificate... :sigh:

                              Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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                              Member 10707677
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                              If you were in New Zealand, you would be protected by the home maintenance code provisions. The only conditions are like for like.

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                                If you were in New Zealand, you would be protected by the home maintenance code provisions. The only conditions are like for like.

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                                OriginalGriff
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                                The Nanny State in the UK doesn't trust people as much as the rather-less-Nanny State you live under! :laugh:

                                Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

                                "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                                "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                                • S Simon ORiordan from UK

                                  I am a genius actually. Which is nice.

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                                  BillWoodruff
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                                  But, is that as nice for us as it is for you ?

                                  «A man will be imprisoned in a room with a door that's unlocked and opens inwards ... as long as it does not occur to him to pull rather than push»  Wittgenstein

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                                  • L Lost User

                                    Just almost all of you are stupid.

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                                    Gary Wheeler
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                                    Kneel before Zod.

                                    Software Zen: delete this;

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                                    • B BillWoodruff

                                      I certainly hypothesize that you may be much more smart than I am; but, I'm afraid that, in itself, does not make you special, because I consider trying to operate as if that hypothesis is true for everyone to be one of the few sure ways I can improve whatever smidgen of intelligence I might have. Yet, I also think many people are smart enough to masquerade as much smarter than they actually are (fooling themselves, as well as others); I think the instant-access to almost all information on the Internet is a particularly valuable tool for maintaining a pretense of intelligence, simulating being informed. Sure works for me :) But, clearly, you are not one who masquerades as any kind of intelligence :) cheers, Bill

                                      «A man will be imprisoned in a room with a door that's unlocked and opens inwards ... as long as it does not occur to him to pull rather than push»  Wittgenstein

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                                      Gary Wheeler
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                                      BillWoodruff wrote:

                                      masquerades as any kind of intelligence

                                      Sounds like a Turing test to me :laugh:.

                                      Software Zen: delete this;

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                                      • B BillWoodruff

                                        But, is that as nice for us as it is for you ?

                                        «A man will be imprisoned in a room with a door that's unlocked and opens inwards ... as long as it does not occur to him to pull rather than push»  Wittgenstein

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                                        Simon ORiordan from UK
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                                        Clearly you don't get the reference tsk tsk.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XOhZgAPn_CU[^]

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                                        • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                                          Nah, if you buy a whole new switch you have to get an electrician to inspect your work and issue a certificate... :sigh:

                                          Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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                                          rnbergren
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                                          seriously? In the states we just put in a new switch and be done with the whole thing.

                                          To err is human to really mess up you need a computer

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