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I'm not a genius.

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  • L Lost User

    Just almost all of you are stupid.

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    Gary Wheeler
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    Kneel before Zod.

    Software Zen: delete this;

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    • B BillWoodruff

      I certainly hypothesize that you may be much more smart than I am; but, I'm afraid that, in itself, does not make you special, because I consider trying to operate as if that hypothesis is true for everyone to be one of the few sure ways I can improve whatever smidgen of intelligence I might have. Yet, I also think many people are smart enough to masquerade as much smarter than they actually are (fooling themselves, as well as others); I think the instant-access to almost all information on the Internet is a particularly valuable tool for maintaining a pretense of intelligence, simulating being informed. Sure works for me :) But, clearly, you are not one who masquerades as any kind of intelligence :) cheers, Bill

      «A man will be imprisoned in a room with a door that's unlocked and opens inwards ... as long as it does not occur to him to pull rather than push»  Wittgenstein

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      Gary Wheeler
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      BillWoodruff wrote:

      masquerades as any kind of intelligence

      Sounds like a Turing test to me :laugh:.

      Software Zen: delete this;

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      • B BillWoodruff

        But, is that as nice for us as it is for you ?

        «A man will be imprisoned in a room with a door that's unlocked and opens inwards ... as long as it does not occur to him to pull rather than push»  Wittgenstein

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        Simon ORiordan from UK
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        Clearly you don't get the reference tsk tsk.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XOhZgAPn_CU[^]

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        • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

          Nah, if you buy a whole new switch you have to get an electrician to inspect your work and issue a certificate... :sigh:

          Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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          rnbergren
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          seriously? In the states we just put in a new switch and be done with the whole thing.

          To err is human to really mess up you need a computer

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          • R rnbergren

            seriously? In the states we just put in a new switch and be done with the whole thing.

            To err is human to really mess up you need a computer

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            OriginalGriff
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            Semi-serious. You have to get a safety certificate for work done in "notifiable" areas.

            From April 2013 electrical work in a dwelling, or associated with its surroundings, is notifiable to a local building control body where the work includes:
            ...
            -- any alteration or addition to an existing circuit in a special location*, whether at low voltage (typically 230 V) or extra-low voltage

            *A special location is a room containing a bath or shower, swimming pool or a sauna heater.

            In this case he would be changing a switch in a bathroom, which is a "special location" so he should technically pay an electrician to check up on his work. Despite the fact that every Sparks I've met is seemingly incapable of telling the difference between a Red wire and a Black wire, and willing to use both colours for the Live 230VAC circuit in the same room...

            We live in a Nanny State where Health and Safety rules. Fear it: it will come to you soon... :~

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            "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
            "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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            • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

              Semi-serious. You have to get a safety certificate for work done in "notifiable" areas.

              From April 2013 electrical work in a dwelling, or associated with its surroundings, is notifiable to a local building control body where the work includes:
              ...
              -- any alteration or addition to an existing circuit in a special location*, whether at low voltage (typically 230 V) or extra-low voltage

              *A special location is a room containing a bath or shower, swimming pool or a sauna heater.

              In this case he would be changing a switch in a bathroom, which is a "special location" so he should technically pay an electrician to check up on his work. Despite the fact that every Sparks I've met is seemingly incapable of telling the difference between a Red wire and a Black wire, and willing to use both colours for the Live 230VAC circuit in the same room...

              We live in a Nanny State where Health and Safety rules. Fear it: it will come to you soon... :~

              Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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              rnbergren
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              *ugh* that is sooo fun. and Griff you are correct. They cannot tell the difference between wires. I do hope to avoid that coming to a town near me. But you never know.

              To err is human to really mess up you need a computer

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              • L Lost User

                Just almost all of you are stupid.

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                Lilith C
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                John Cleese on the subject

                I'm not a programmer but I play one at the office

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                • L Lost User

                  Just almost all of you are stupid.

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                  Tomz_KV
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                  That is why we learn.

                  TOMZ_KV

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                  • M Mark_Wallace

                    I forgot to vote. Who won?

                    I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                    DarkChuky CR
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                    o.O Vote!? can you vote for stuff here?

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                    • D DarkChuky CR

                      o.O Vote!? can you vote for stuff here?

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                      Mark_Wallace
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                      Of course you can. But you're ostracised if you don't vote for bacon.

                      I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                      • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                        Semi-serious. You have to get a safety certificate for work done in "notifiable" areas.

                        From April 2013 electrical work in a dwelling, or associated with its surroundings, is notifiable to a local building control body where the work includes:
                        ...
                        -- any alteration or addition to an existing circuit in a special location*, whether at low voltage (typically 230 V) or extra-low voltage

                        *A special location is a room containing a bath or shower, swimming pool or a sauna heater.

                        In this case he would be changing a switch in a bathroom, which is a "special location" so he should technically pay an electrician to check up on his work. Despite the fact that every Sparks I've met is seemingly incapable of telling the difference between a Red wire and a Black wire, and willing to use both colours for the Live 230VAC circuit in the same room...

                        We live in a Nanny State where Health and Safety rules. Fear it: it will come to you soon... :~

                        Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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                        PhilLenoir
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                        Quote:

                        <pre lang="sql">From [April 2013 electrical work in a dwelling]

                        FTFY - you needed the square brackets around the object name.

                        Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.

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                        • S SoMad

                          Still not as bad as this lovely couple[^] :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: (sorry if that is a repost) Soren Madsen

                          "When you don't know what you're doing it's best to do it quickly" - Jase #DuckDynasty

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                          PhilLenoir
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                          You mean that we're NOT locked in to this website and I can just close the browser window? doh!

                          Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.

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                          • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                            I was referring to where he said "stupid", but I could be dumb enough to have got it wrong. I lie about my height a lot.

                            Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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                            PhilLenoir
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                            Damn, I misread and thought you were lying about being high?

                            Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.

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                            • Mike HankeyM Mike Hankey

                              Your a legend in your own mind eh?

                              New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.0 There's a fine line between crazy and free spirited and it's usually a prescription. I'm currently unsupervised, I know it freaks me out too but the possibilities are endless.

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                              PhilLenoir
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                              Quote:

                              a legend leg end in your own mindmouth

                              FTFY

                              Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.

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                              • M Mark_Wallace

                                Of course you can. But you're ostracised if you don't vote for bacon.

                                I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                                PhilLenoir
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                                ... or is it if your baconised you can't vote for ostriches?

                                Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.

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                                • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                                  Well, yes. I certainly am. But many of the others here are really very bright indeed - I'm just good at lying about my height, and it seems to be working so far.

                                  Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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                                  KP Lee
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                                  OriginalGriff wrote:

                                  I'm just good at lying about my height

                                  That reminds me of the trek episode where Kirk defeats the robot when

                                  Kirk says:

                                  I always lie

                                  So, how tall are you? (how believable is your lie?)

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