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We call ourselves geeks? We should be ashamed!

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  • C chriselst

    As I was driving home last night I was following a car with a number plate along the lines of AB11CDE. I realised that I was reading the plate as AB2CDE. It did occur to me that given the job I do I should have read it as AB3CDE.

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    jibalt
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    No you should have read it as AB11CDE. Anything else is moronic.

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      That is so stupid in so many ways ... and yet it got an upvote? That's not hex, it's BCD, which is totally different. And of course if the decimal isn't a palindrome then neither is the BCD. The hex, 7df, isn't a palindrome either, but that's completely irrelevant ... much like, if I say that your mother's name means "whore" in Turkish, you counter that it doesn't mean "whore" in Chinese. Shame is an understatement for what you should be feeling for this idiocy.

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      0x2015 is as much hex as 0xFD3E Just because a number doesn't contain A-F doesn't stop it being a hexadecimal number.

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        Given that there are only two symbols available in binary it inevitably has the highest proportion of palindromes to numbers of any system. I imagine the lack of fanfare reflects this simple fact that it really is no big deal especially given the entirely arbitrary numbering of years in the first place. Now if it also coded a Turing machine that gives the date of the Second Coming or encoded "See, I do exist!" then there might be a reason for us to be ashamed to have missed it!

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        "a Turing machine that gives the date of the Second Coming" And we would know that's what it encoded how, exactly? FWIW, according the Bible (a work of allegorical fiction, not history), Jesus told his followers that he would return in their lifetimes. People scoff at crackpots like Harold Camping, but all of religion is like that.

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        • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

          0x2015 is as much hex as 0xFD3E Just because a number doesn't contain A-F doesn't stop it being a hexadecimal number.

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          giuchici
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          If you meant hexadecimal why didn't you prefix it with 0x like you did in the last one. Anyway, you should stop trying to "fix it". It was disappointing initially but now is becoming sad.

          giuchici

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            You would sound slightly less like an idiot if you removed the word "basically" from your vocabulary.

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            Man you are a bitter person. :D

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            • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

              0x2015 is as much hex as 0xFD3E Just because a number doesn't contain A-F doesn't stop it being a hexadecimal number.

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              StatementTerminator
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              OriginalGriff wrote:

              Just because a number doesn't contain A-F doesn't stop it being a hexadecimal number.

              Um...what? Who said anything about letters? Your example wasn't hex because it was a sequence of decimal digits in binary form, having nothing whatsoever to do with hex. On the plus side, it is confirmed that we are truly geeks after all, since we're getting militantly pedantic over a bit of silliness. Silliness must make sense, damn it.

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                If you meant hexadecimal why didn't you prefix it with 0x like you did in the last one. Anyway, you should stop trying to "fix it". It was disappointing initially but now is becoming sad.

                giuchici

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                Because that would have the "joke", such as it was.

                giuchici wrote:

                It was disappointing initially but now is becoming sad.

                Welcome to the lounge! :laugh:

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                  You would sound slightly less like an idiot if you removed the word "basically" from your vocabulary.

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                  jibalt wrote:

                  You would sound slightly less like an idiot if ...

                  Dayum, some of y'all are vicious.

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                    No you should have read it as AB11CDE. Anything else is moronic.

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                    Are you having a super bad day, or are you always like this?

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                    • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                      0x2015 is as much hex as 0xFD3E Just because a number doesn't contain A-F doesn't stop it being a hexadecimal number.

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                      That is so stupidly irrelevant here ... just what I expect of you.

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                        That is so stupidly irrelevant here ... just what I expect of you.

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                        Two months? Two whole months it took you to come up with that? :sigh: When you want to insult people, you have to work on a couple of things: a meme or theme for other insults; or something that will really hurt the victim; and most importantly: timing. A couple of hours you can get away with - particularly on an international forum where people might be asleep - but two days is too long, two weeks is stupid, and two months means they don't remember the conversation at all, or indeed who you even are... And trying to insult someone by using "irrelevancy" in the Lounge, where 99% of all posted material is wholly irrelevant anyway? Oh dear...that's never going to work. So start again, try to be a bit quicker; maybe work in a physical defect related comment; work with existing memes (for Nagy or MM that would be alcohol consumption, for me most relate to supposed bestiality - but try to avoid any racial or sexual slurs, they don't go down well); try to work in a topical cultural or a literary reference. Give it a go, and with practice you might be able to insult someone properly!

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                          Two months? Two whole months it took you to come up with that? :sigh: When you want to insult people, you have to work on a couple of things: a meme or theme for other insults; or something that will really hurt the victim; and most importantly: timing. A couple of hours you can get away with - particularly on an international forum where people might be asleep - but two days is too long, two weeks is stupid, and two months means they don't remember the conversation at all, or indeed who you even are... And trying to insult someone by using "irrelevancy" in the Lounge, where 99% of all posted material is wholly irrelevant anyway? Oh dear...that's never going to work. So start again, try to be a bit quicker; maybe work in a physical defect related comment; work with existing memes (for Nagy or MM that would be alcohol consumption, for me most relate to supposed bestiality - but try to avoid any racial or sexual slurs, they don't go down well); try to work in a topical cultural or a literary reference. Give it a go, and with practice you might be able to insult someone properly!

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                          jibalt
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                          I don't look at this dreck often, git.

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                            I don't look at this dreck often, git.

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                            My word, how witty. One month to think about it and the best you can manage is "git". :sigh:

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                              My word, how witty. One month to think about it and the best you can manage is "git". :sigh:

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                              You continue to deserve both the word and such minor and infrequent attention. No, actually, it's too much ... the last I will say to you. (Except: You find this incomprehensible precisely because you are a git.)

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                                You continue to deserve both the word and such minor and infrequent attention. No, actually, it's too much ... the last I will say to you. (Except: You find this incomprehensible precisely because you are a git.)

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                                Only four days this time! That would be impressive, if it had been in any way comprehensible...

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