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  • OriginalGriffO Offline
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    OriginalGriff
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    How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink?

    Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

    "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
    "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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    • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

      How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink?

      Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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      Slacker007
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      People start looking at you funny?

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      • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

        How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink?

        Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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        PhilLenoir
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        You can see the inkwell

        Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.

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          You can see the inkwell

          Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.

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          OriginalGriff
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          :thumbsup:

          Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

          "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
          "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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          • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

            How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink?

            Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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            Jorgen Andersson
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            Why would it change the visibility of the inkwell? An inkwell with invisible ink would always look empty, so you would have to weigh it.

            Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello

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            • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

              How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink?

              Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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              Well, if they were used to draw a red line, perhaps the red wil turn invisible? or something :laugh: clickety[^]

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              (MQOTD rules and previous solutions)

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              • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink?

                Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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                R Giskard Reventlov
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                Dip your finger in the well; if it comes out dry...

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                • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                  How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink?

                  Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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                  Sander Rossel
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                  Depends on who you're telling it to, but I guess "I ran out of invisible ink" is good with most people :)

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                  • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                    How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink?

                    Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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                    Lost User
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                    The same way you discriminate between a piece of paper that you wrote on with invisible ink, and the piece of paper that was not written on :)

                    Bastard Programmer from Hell :suss: If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]

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                    • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                      How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink?

                      Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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                      Kenneth Haugland
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                      I have a question actually, if you write, and going to dip the pen in the ink again, how do you know where to start? :doh:

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                        The same way you discriminate between a piece of paper that you wrote on with invisible ink, and the piece of paper that was not written on :)

                        Bastard Programmer from Hell :suss: If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]

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                        Kenneth Haugland
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                        Arrg, I didn't see your comment :suss:

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                        • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                          How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink?

                          Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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                          Mark_Wallace
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                          Shirley the printer alerts you.

                          I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                          • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                            How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink?

                            Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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                            Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter
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                            IMHO you are doing too much thinking in these last couple of days...that can be dangerous to your health...

                            Skipper: We'll fix it. Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this? Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.

                            "It never ceases to amaze me that a spacecraft launched in 1977 can be fixed remotely from Earth." ― Brian Cox

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                            • Kornfeld Eliyahu PeterK Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter

                              IMHO you are doing too much thinking in these last couple of days...that can be dangerous to your health...

                              Skipper: We'll fix it. Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this? Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.

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                              OriginalGriff
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                              Are you telling me you aren't paid to think? ;)

                              Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

                              "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                              "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                              • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                                Are you telling me you aren't paid to think? ;)

                                Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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                                Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter
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                                I'm not sure in these days...Some of the requirements I got lately clearly hint, that boss doesn't want me to think, just do... :laugh:

                                Skipper: We'll fix it. Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this? Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.

                                "It never ceases to amaze me that a spacecraft launched in 1977 can be fixed remotely from Earth." ― Brian Cox

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                                • Kornfeld Eliyahu PeterK Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter

                                  I'm not sure in these days...Some of the requirements I got lately clearly hint, that boss doesn't want me to think, just do... :laugh:

                                  Skipper: We'll fix it. Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this? Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.

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                                  OriginalGriff
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                                  So what you are paid to do is "think I gotta do that". :-D

                                  Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

                                  "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                                  "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                                  • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                                    Are you telling me you aren't paid to think? ;)

                                    Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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                                    Kenneth Haugland
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                                    You could join this[^] company then.

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                                    • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                                      How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink?

                                      Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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                                      Abhinav S
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                                      My answer is below. Its in invisible ink.

                                      Mobile Apps - Sound Meter | Color Analyzer | SMBC | Football Doodles

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                                      • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                                        :thumbsup:

                                        Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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                                        Abhinav S
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                                        OriginalGriff wrote:

                                        Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

                                        Bad robot. Bad robot.

                                        Mobile Apps - Sound Meter | Color Analyzer | SMBC | Football Doodles

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                                        • J Jorgen Andersson

                                          Why would it change the visibility of the inkwell? An inkwell with invisible ink would always look empty, so you would have to weigh it.

                                          Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello

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                                          PhilLenoir
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                                          Never spoil a joke with logic! ;p

                                          Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.

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