Thought of the day

[Lost User]

The same way you discriminate between a piece of paper that you wrote on with invisible ink, and the piece of paper that was not written on :)

Bastard Programmer from Hell :suss: If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]

[Kenneth Haugland]

I have a question actually, if you write, and going to dip the pen in the ink again, how do you know where to start? :doh:

[Kenneth Haugland]

Arrg, I didn't see your comment :suss:

[Mark_Wallace]

Shirley the printer alerts you.

I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

[Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter]

IMHO you are doing too much thinking in these last couple of days...that can be dangerous to your health...

Skipper: We'll fix it. Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this? Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.

[OriginalGriff]

Are you telling me you aren't paid to think? ;)

Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

[Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter]

I'm not sure in these days...Some of the requirements I got lately clearly hint, that boss doesn't want me to think, just do... :laugh:

Skipper: We'll fix it. Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this? Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.

[OriginalGriff]

So what you are paid to do is "think I gotta do that". :-D

Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

[Kenneth Haugland]

You could join this[^] company then.

[Abhinav S]

My answer is below. Its in invisible ink.

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[Abhinav S]

OriginalGriff wrote:

Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

Bad robot. Bad robot.

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[PhilLenoir]

Never spoil a joke with logic! ;p

Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.

[PIEBALDconsult]

I don't, but I have so little use for it that I think it dried up.

[Tom Clement]

I guess as long as you can see the inkwell, you can see the ink well. (Took me a few seconds...)

Tom Clement articles[^]

[Mark_Wallace]

Abhinav S wrote:

My answer is below. Its in invisible ink.

There's nothing there. You must have run out.

I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

[Brisingr Aerowing]

:doh:

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question? --- The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism. --- Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???

[Kenneth Haugland]

At least the device makes you think :laugh:

[PhilLenoir]

.... not if it's invisible!

Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.

[Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter]

Of how to convince your cat to step in?

Skipper: We'll fix it. Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this? Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.

[Duncan Edwards Jones]

Your HP PhotoSmug refuses to print even if your document doesn't have any invisible sections on it and your next trip to the shops actually shows up on your nation's balance of payments for that month?