Thought of the day
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How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
IMHO you are doing too much thinking in these last couple of days...that can be dangerous to your health...
Skipper: We'll fix it. Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this? Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
"It never ceases to amaze me that a spacecraft launched in 1977 can be fixed remotely from Earth." ― Brian Cox
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IMHO you are doing too much thinking in these last couple of days...that can be dangerous to your health...
Skipper: We'll fix it. Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this? Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
Are you telling me you aren't paid to think? ;)
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"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt -
Are you telling me you aren't paid to think? ;)
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
I'm not sure in these days...Some of the requirements I got lately clearly hint, that boss doesn't want me to think, just do... :laugh:
Skipper: We'll fix it. Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this? Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
"It never ceases to amaze me that a spacecraft launched in 1977 can be fixed remotely from Earth." ― Brian Cox
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I'm not sure in these days...Some of the requirements I got lately clearly hint, that boss doesn't want me to think, just do... :laugh:
Skipper: We'll fix it. Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this? Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
So what you are paid to do is "think I gotta do that". :-D
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Are you telling me you aren't paid to think? ;)
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
My answer is below. Its in invisible ink.
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:thumbsup:
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
OriginalGriff wrote:
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
Bad robot. Bad robot.
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Why would it change the visibility of the inkwell? An inkwell with invisible ink would always look empty, so you would have to weigh it.
Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello
Never spoil a joke with logic! ;p
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
I don't, but I have so little use for it that I think it dried up.
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You can see the inkwell
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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My answer is below. Its in invisible ink.
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Abhinav S wrote:
My answer is below. Its in invisible ink.
There's nothing there. You must have run out.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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:doh:
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question? --- The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism. --- Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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:doh:
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question? --- The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism. --- Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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.... not if it's invisible!
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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At least the device makes you think :laugh:
Of how to convince your cat to step in?
Skipper: We'll fix it. Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this? Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
Your HP PhotoSmug refuses to print even if your document doesn't have any invisible sections on it and your next trip to the shops actually shows up on your nation's balance of payments for that month?
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Of how to convince your cat to step in?
Skipper: We'll fix it. Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this? Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
I don't know, I wondered about that myself. Perhaps it will, as the entrance will smell of... oh well. :)
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Well, if they were used to draw a red line, perhaps the red wil turn invisible? or something :laugh: clickety[^]
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(MQOTD rules and previous solutions)One of the best IT videos out there. All IT people should watch it at the beginning of every week, even if it's just to know that we are not alone in a world filled with stupid people.
My plan is to live forever ... so far so good
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One of the best IT videos out there. All IT people should watch it at the beginning of every week, even if it's just to know that we are not alone in a world filled with stupid people.
My plan is to live forever ... so far so good
DJ van Wyk wrote:
in a world filled with stupid people.
IF only there was sign you could give to stupid people, to indicate to others they where stupid... ;P Here's your sign ...[^]
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