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  • J Jorgen Andersson

    Why would it change the visibility of the inkwell? An inkwell with invisible ink would always look empty, so you would have to weigh it.

    Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello

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    PhilLenoir
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    Never spoil a joke with logic! ;p

    Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.

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    • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

      How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink?

      Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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      PIEBALDconsult
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      I don't, but I have so little use for it that I think it dried up.

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      • P PhilLenoir

        You can see the inkwell

        Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.

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        Tom Clement
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        I guess as long as you can see the inkwell, you can see the ink well. (Took me a few seconds...)

        Tom Clement articles[^]

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        • A Abhinav S

          My answer is below. Its in invisible ink.

          Mobile Apps - Sound Meter | Color Analyzer | SMBC | Football Doodles

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          Mark_Wallace
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          Abhinav S wrote:

          My answer is below. Its in invisible ink.

          There's nothing there. You must have run out.

          I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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          • K Kenneth Haugland

            You could join this[^] company then.

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            Brisingr Aerowing
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            :doh:

            What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question? --- The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism. --- Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???

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            • B Brisingr Aerowing

              :doh:

              What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question? --- The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism. --- Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???

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              Kenneth Haugland
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              At least the device makes you think :laugh:

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              • T Tom Clement

                I guess as long as you can see the inkwell, you can see the ink well. (Took me a few seconds...)

                Tom Clement articles[^]

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                PhilLenoir
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                .... not if it's invisible!

                Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.

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                • K Kenneth Haugland

                  At least the device makes you think :laugh:

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                  Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter
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                  Of how to convince your cat to step in?

                  Skipper: We'll fix it. Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this? Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.

                  "It never ceases to amaze me that a spacecraft launched in 1977 can be fixed remotely from Earth." ― Brian Cox

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                  • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                    How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink?

                    Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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                    Duncan Edwards Jones
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                    Your HP PhotoSmug refuses to print even if your document doesn't have any invisible sections on it and your next trip to the shops actually shows up on your nation's balance of payments for that month?

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                    • Kornfeld Eliyahu PeterK Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter

                      Of how to convince your cat to step in?

                      Skipper: We'll fix it. Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this? Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.

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                      Kenneth Haugland
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                      I don't know, I wondered about that myself. Perhaps it will, as the entrance will smell of... oh well. :)

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                      • V V 0

                        Well, if they were used to draw a red line, perhaps the red wil turn invisible? or something :laugh: clickety[^]

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                        DJ van Wyk
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                        One of the best IT videos out there. All IT people should watch it at the beginning of every week, even if it's just to know that we are not alone in a world filled with stupid people.

                        My plan is to live forever ... so far so good

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                        • D DJ van Wyk

                          One of the best IT videos out there. All IT people should watch it at the beginning of every week, even if it's just to know that we are not alone in a world filled with stupid people.

                          My plan is to live forever ... so far so good

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                          DJ van Wyk wrote:

                          in a world filled with stupid people.

                          IF only there was sign you could give to stupid people, to indicate to others they where stupid... ;P Here's your sign ...[^]

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