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Getting A Crush On Co-worker Is Most Stupid Mistake Ever

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  • L Lost User

    Not always a mistake I married Mrs. Maxxx 30 years ago - we met at work - the rest is history! (yes you do get a shorter sentence for murder, but the sex isn't as good!)

    PooperPig - Coming Soon

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    racketeer
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    Is that the murder sex or the wifely sex?

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    • L Lost User

      Not always a mistake I married Mrs. Maxxx 30 years ago - we met at work - the rest is history! (yes you do get a shorter sentence for murder, but the sex isn't as good!)

      PooperPig - Coming Soon

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      Lost User
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      _Maxxx_ wrote:

      but the sex isn't as good!

      Depends what jail they send you to. :laugh:

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        _Maxxx_ wrote:

        but the sex isn't as good!

        Depends what jail they send you to. :laugh:

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        I've seen "Porridge" and "Cell Block H" - and I don't fancy any of 'em! X|

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        • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

          I've seen "Porridge" and "Cell Block H" - and I don't fancy any of 'em! X|

          Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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          Nagy Vilmos
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          TBH they were marginally better on Porridge :laugh:

          veni bibi saltavi

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          • R Robert Vandenberg Huang

            And I won't make the same mistake again.

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            Nagy Vilmos
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            I believe this comes under the moral heading of "Don't Piss in Your Own Beer"

            veni bibi saltavi

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            • R Robert Vandenberg Huang

              And I won't make the same mistake again.

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              Johnny J
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              I've made that same mistake over and over again... Mind you, so far, it has only been crushes, and I have never actually managed to get anywhere with them (goes without saying, I'm a programmer/nerd) :sigh:

              Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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              • R Robert Vandenberg Huang

                And I won't make the same mistake again.

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                Nemanja Trifunovic
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                Generalizations like that are silly. Admittedly, I've never had a crush on a co-worker, but know quite a few couples who had met at work.

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                • J Johnny J

                  I've made that same mistake over and over again... Mind you, so far, it has only been crushes, and I have never actually managed to get anywhere with them (goes without saying, I'm a programmer/nerd) :sigh:

                  Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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                  I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
                  Me, all the time

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                  Ian Shlasko
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                  Johnny J. wrote:

                  I've made that same mistake over and over again... Mind you, so far, it has only been crushes, and I have never actually managed to get anywhere with them (goes without saying, I'm a programmer/nerd)

                  Same here, on all counts. Ah, the life of a geek...

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                  • R Robert Vandenberg Huang

                    And I won't make the same mistake again.

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                    Well this statement is useless without the gory details you know...

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                    • J Johnny J

                      I've made that same mistake over and over again... Mind you, so far, it has only been crushes, and I have never actually managed to get anywhere with them (goes without saying, I'm a programmer/nerd) :sigh:

                      Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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                      I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
                      Me, all the time

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                      den2k88
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                      Ah so you multiclassed! Luckily programmers can multiclass in nerds and viceversa without experience penalty :thumbsup:

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                        Well this statement is useless without the gory details you know...

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                        megaadam
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                        Better cover your kid sisters eyes now!

                        Life is too shor

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                        • L Lost User

                          Not always a mistake I married Mrs. Maxxx 30 years ago - we met at work - the rest is history! (yes you do get a shorter sentence for murder, but the sex isn't as good!)

                          PooperPig - Coming Soon

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                          Pete OHanlon
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                          It's probably more frequent though.

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                          • J Johnny J

                            I've made that same mistake over and over again... Mind you, so far, it has only been crushes, and I have never actually managed to get anywhere with them (goes without saying, I'm a programmer/nerd) :sigh:

                            Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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                            I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
                            Me, all the time

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                            Pete OHanlon
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                            As you work in an all male environment, that's very liberated of you. We're proud of you.

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                            • R Robert Vandenberg Huang

                              And I won't make the same mistake again.

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                              PIEBALDconsult
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                              My wife and I met at work too. Twenty-years and counting. :jig:

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                              • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                                I've seen "Porridge" and "Cell Block H" - and I don't fancy any of 'em! X|

                                Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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                                PhilLenoir
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                                How about Orange is the New Black? :)

                                Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.

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                                • N Nagy Vilmos

                                  I believe this comes under the moral heading of "Don't Piss in Your Own Beer"

                                  veni bibi saltavi

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                                  PhilLenoir
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                                  Nagy, pissing in anyone's beer is probably sacrilege, although with some mass produced "beers" you might not be able to tell the difference.

                                  Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.

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                                  • L Lost User

                                    Not always a mistake I married Mrs. Maxxx 30 years ago - we met at work - the rest is history! (yes you do get a shorter sentence for murder, but the sex isn't as good!)

                                    PooperPig - Coming Soon

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                                    PhilLenoir
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                                    I did the opposite. My wife of 37 years now works in the same place as me. With the fact that we live 7 minutes from the office and drive a hybrid, our commuting costs are really low! ... and it's extra discouragement for workplace liaisons. :)

                                    Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.

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                                      Well this statement is useless without the gory details you know...

                                      V.
                                      (MQOTD rules and previous solutions)

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                                      And photographs. Especially photographs.

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                                      • P Pete OHanlon

                                        As you work in an all male environment, that's very liberated of you. We're proud of you.

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                                        Johnny J
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                                        No, not ALL male environment, and that's actually the problem. As soon as a girl sets foot inside the door (on some occasions even before), you can count on me getting a crush on her... :sigh:

                                        Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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                                        I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
                                        Me, all the time

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                                        • R Robert Vandenberg Huang

                                          And I won't make the same mistake again.

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                                          realJSOP
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                                          It's okay to have a crush on someone you work with... as long as they don't catch you looking in their window when they're taking a shower.

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