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Getting A Crush On Co-worker Is Most Stupid Mistake Ever

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  • L Lost User

    _Maxxx_ wrote:

    but the sex isn't as good!

    Depends what jail they send you to. :laugh:

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    I've seen "Porridge" and "Cell Block H" - and I don't fancy any of 'em! X|

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      I've seen "Porridge" and "Cell Block H" - and I don't fancy any of 'em! X|

      Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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      Nagy Vilmos
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      TBH they were marginally better on Porridge :laugh:

      veni bibi saltavi

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      • R Robert Vandenberg Huang

        And I won't make the same mistake again.

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        Nagy Vilmos
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        I believe this comes under the moral heading of "Don't Piss in Your Own Beer"

        veni bibi saltavi

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        • R Robert Vandenberg Huang

          And I won't make the same mistake again.

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          Johnny J
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          I've made that same mistake over and over again... Mind you, so far, it has only been crushes, and I have never actually managed to get anywhere with them (goes without saying, I'm a programmer/nerd) :sigh:

          Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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          • R Robert Vandenberg Huang

            And I won't make the same mistake again.

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            Nemanja Trifunovic
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            Generalizations like that are silly. Admittedly, I've never had a crush on a co-worker, but know quite a few couples who had met at work.

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            • J Johnny J

              I've made that same mistake over and over again... Mind you, so far, it has only been crushes, and I have never actually managed to get anywhere with them (goes without saying, I'm a programmer/nerd) :sigh:

              Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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              I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
              Me, all the time

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              Ian Shlasko
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              Johnny J. wrote:

              I've made that same mistake over and over again... Mind you, so far, it has only been crushes, and I have never actually managed to get anywhere with them (goes without saying, I'm a programmer/nerd)

              Same here, on all counts. Ah, the life of a geek...

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              • R Robert Vandenberg Huang

                And I won't make the same mistake again.

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                Well this statement is useless without the gory details you know...

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                • J Johnny J

                  I've made that same mistake over and over again... Mind you, so far, it has only been crushes, and I have never actually managed to get anywhere with them (goes without saying, I'm a programmer/nerd) :sigh:

                  Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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                  I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
                  Me, all the time

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                  den2k88
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                  Ah so you multiclassed! Luckily programmers can multiclass in nerds and viceversa without experience penalty :thumbsup:

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                    Well this statement is useless without the gory details you know...

                    V.
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                    megaadam
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                    Better cover your kid sisters eyes now!

                    Life is too shor

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                    • L Lost User

                      Not always a mistake I married Mrs. Maxxx 30 years ago - we met at work - the rest is history! (yes you do get a shorter sentence for murder, but the sex isn't as good!)

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                      Pete OHanlon
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                      It's probably more frequent though.

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                      • J Johnny J

                        I've made that same mistake over and over again... Mind you, so far, it has only been crushes, and I have never actually managed to get anywhere with them (goes without saying, I'm a programmer/nerd) :sigh:

                        Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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                        Winston Churchill, 1944
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                        I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
                        Me, all the time

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                        Pete OHanlon
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                        As you work in an all male environment, that's very liberated of you. We're proud of you.

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                        • R Robert Vandenberg Huang

                          And I won't make the same mistake again.

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                          PIEBALDconsult
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                          My wife and I met at work too. Twenty-years and counting. :jig:

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                          • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                            I've seen "Porridge" and "Cell Block H" - and I don't fancy any of 'em! X|

                            Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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                            PhilLenoir
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                            How about Orange is the New Black? :)

                            Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.

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                            • N Nagy Vilmos

                              I believe this comes under the moral heading of "Don't Piss in Your Own Beer"

                              veni bibi saltavi

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                              PhilLenoir
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                              Nagy, pissing in anyone's beer is probably sacrilege, although with some mass produced "beers" you might not be able to tell the difference.

                              Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.

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                                Not always a mistake I married Mrs. Maxxx 30 years ago - we met at work - the rest is history! (yes you do get a shorter sentence for murder, but the sex isn't as good!)

                                PooperPig - Coming Soon

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                                PhilLenoir
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                                I did the opposite. My wife of 37 years now works in the same place as me. With the fact that we live 7 minutes from the office and drive a hybrid, our commuting costs are really low! ... and it's extra discouragement for workplace liaisons. :)

                                Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.

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                                  Well this statement is useless without the gory details you know...

                                  V.
                                  (MQOTD rules and previous solutions)

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                                  Keith Barrow
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                                  And photographs. Especially photographs.

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                                  • P Pete OHanlon

                                    As you work in an all male environment, that's very liberated of you. We're proud of you.

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                                    Johnny J
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                                    No, not ALL male environment, and that's actually the problem. As soon as a girl sets foot inside the door (on some occasions even before), you can count on me getting a crush on her... :sigh:

                                    Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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                                    I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
                                    Me, all the time

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                                    • R Robert Vandenberg Huang

                                      And I won't make the same mistake again.

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                                      realJSOP
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                                      It's okay to have a crush on someone you work with... as long as they don't catch you looking in their window when they're taking a shower.

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                                      • R Robert Vandenberg Huang

                                        And I won't make the same mistake again.

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                                        jeron1
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                                        Met my lovely wife of 15 years at work.

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                                          It's okay to have a crush on someone you work with... as long as they don't catch you looking in their window when they're taking a shower.

                                          ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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                                          Bassam Abdul Baki
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                                          John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:

                                          as long as they don't catch you looking in their window when they're taking a shower.

                                          Glad you didn't get caught. :D

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