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Are all programmers sarcastic?

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  • G Gary Huck

    I pose this question and challenge all to withhold sarcasm ;)

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    xperroni
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    Maybe not all, but sarcasm is a common feature not only of programmers but also of most engineers. I'd guess it's the end result of having to deal on a daily basis with unreasonable expectations, unrecognized efforts, and the unforgiving nature of the Universe. Myself, I take solace in the fact that one day Skynet will come.

    "Whereas smaller computer languages have features designed into them, C++ is unusual in having a whole swathe of functionality discovered, like a tract of 19th century Africa." -- Verity Stob http://www.theregister.co.uk/2006/05/05/cplusplus\_cli/

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    • G Gary Huck

      I pose this question and challenge all to withhold sarcasm ;)

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      Nagy Vilmos
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      I'm never sar-car-stick

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      • G Gary Huck

        I pose this question and challenge all to withhold sarcasm ;)

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        Fabio Franco
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        The only way a programmer can be non sarcastic is if his software has no users. If his software has no users, he is not a programmer.

        To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems - Homer Simpson ---- Our heads are round so our thoughts can change direction - Francis Picabia

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        • G Gary Huck

          I pose this question and challenge all to withhold sarcasm ;)

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          Ygnaiih
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          You do an elegant bit of coding that saves the day and then the team of non-programmers takes credit for it. Then they tell you that pointing that out is negative and we are not permitted to be negative. I say to you, “Sarcasm is a survival tool.”

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          • I Ian Shlasko

            If I say no, you'll just assume I'm being sarcastic... And so will I. So, "No."

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            Author of the Guardians Saga (Sci-Fi/Fantasy novels)

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            AccessDeveloper
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            Sarcastic is hating. I don't hate, I forgive. I'm not competitive. I don't play Win-Lose. It's win-win or no deal.

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            • G Gary Huck

              I pose this question and challenge all to withhold sarcasm ;)

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              BrainiacV
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              It's a defense mechanism for all the crap we have to put up with from non-programmers (e.g. managers)

              Psychosis at 10 Film at 11 Those who do not remember the past, are doomed to repeat it. Those who do not remember the past, cannot build upon it.

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              • G Gary Huck

                I pose this question and challenge all to withhold sarcasm ;)

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                ducadmo
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                all programmers employ implicit sarcasting. Explicit sarcasting is employed only by those who don't care about information loss or those who have realized there is no spoon - only forks.

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                • G Gary Huck

                  I pose this question and challenge all to withhold sarcasm ;)

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                  VE2
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                  No, not all. I worked for about 20 years with a large group of programmers, and one year this one guy was at times pleasant.

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                  • G Gary Huck

                    I pose this question and challenge all to withhold sarcasm ;)

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                    Matt McGuire
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                    What is this sarcasm you speak of, it's completely new to me ;)

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                    • G Gary Huck

                      I pose this question and challenge all to withhold sarcasm ;)

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                      Yortw
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                      I don't know, but I'm more interested in whether all programmers are pedantic?

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                      • G Gary Huck

                        I pose this question and challenge all to withhold sarcasm ;)

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                        Mark Whybird
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                        https://www.google.com.au/search?q=sarcasma&tbm=isch[^]

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                        • B BrainiacV

                          It's a defense mechanism for all the crap we have to put up with from non-programmers (e.g. managers)

                          Psychosis at 10 Film at 11 Those who do not remember the past, are doomed to repeat it. Those who do not remember the past, cannot build upon it.

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                          Those who read this quote are doomed to repeat it. - me

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                          • Y Yortw

                            I don't know, but I'm more interested in whether all programmers are pedantic?

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                            Erik Rude
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                            That's off topic - start a new thread

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                            • G Gary Huck

                              I pose this question and challenge all to withhold sarcasm ;)

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                              richard_k
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                              He says.. waving the metaphorical red cape in front of the angry bull..

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                              • G Gary Huck

                                I pose this question and challenge all to withhold sarcasm ;)

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                                KP Lee
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                                All humans are taught how to use sarcasm. Some humans manage to withhold being sarcastic. Last I heard, all programmers who count (effectively write new code) are human. Therefore I would say that "All programmers are sarcastic" is a false statement. Only 99.999% of them are sarcastic. (That includes me, but I think in this post I'm just sardonic. Didn't revisit that last word in a dictionary so I hope its usage is correct.)

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                                • R richard_k

                                  He says.. waving the metaphorical red cape in front of the angry bull..

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                                  KP Lee
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                                  That's "... the metaphorical angry bull" :)

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                                  • Y Yortw

                                    I don't know, but I'm more interested in whether all programmers are pedantic?

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                                    KP Lee
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                                    Yortw wrote:

                                    I'm more interested in whether all programmers are pedantic?

                                    Don't you need to be pedantic to have the patience to learn to program? Pedantic people exhibit huge patience to be with themselves and I think that might be transferred into programming skills.

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                                    • M Matt McGuire

                                      What is this sarcasm you speak of, it's completely new to me ;)

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                                      KP Lee
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                                      Matt McGuire wrote:

                                      What is this sarcasm you speak of...

                                      demonstrating one of the skills programmers have.

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                                      • V VE2

                                        No, not all. I worked for about 20 years with a large group of programmers, and one year this one guy was at times pleasant.

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                                        KP Lee
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                                        You mean when someone is sarcastic they aren't pleasant? I could have sworn I've seen people grinning while I'm in full sarcastic mode. Of course I wasn't talking at them at the time. Being sarcastic and conversational seem to be mutually exclusive for me.

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                                        • D ducadmo

                                          all programmers employ implicit sarcasting. Explicit sarcasting is employed only by those who don't care about information loss or those who have realized there is no spoon - only forks.

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                                          KP Lee
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                                          Doesn't the spoon exist because you think it does?

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