Joke of the Day

[Matt U]

byte me;

djj55: Nice but may have a permission problem Pete O'Hanlon: He has my permission to run it.

[Lost User]

long johns;

[enhzflep]

double Ds; std::vector<string> pearls; :-\

"When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down 'happy'. They told me I didn't understand the assignment, and I told them they didn't understand life." - John Lennon

[gardnerp]

throw up;

[Sander Rossel]

ulong forBetterJokes;

My blog[^]

public class SanderRossel : Lazy<Person>
{
public void DoWork()
{
throw new NotSupportedException();
}
}

[SockPuppeteer]

GOTO Jail

.\\axxx

[Agent__007]

:thumbsup: That's much more funnier than the joke! :laugh:

Your time will come, if you let it be right.

[Daniel Pfeffer]

float theBismark; // sequel

If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack. --Winston Churchill

[Nagy Vilmos]

double gin;

veni bibi saltavi

[OriginalGriff]

Point taken;

Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

[RUs123]

In high school my schoolmate wrote this on a test, when we were studying pointers.

free (willy);